Tamaki stood at the kitchen bench in the school canteen.
He was going to make food like a commoner!
He pulled the lid of the blender, and threw in cream, beef, and strawberries.
Hunny-senpai's bunny, Usa-Chan, sat, staring at Tamaki.
Tamaki kept throwing in different foods.
Carrots, milk, sardines…
Suddenly the Hitachiin twins burst though the door.
"Hey Boss!" They said in usion, "What're you doing?"
Tamaki turned to the twins, "I am creating food like a commoner!"
Supposed superiority tinged his voice.
"Then why is there fluff in it?" Hikaru asked.
"And where's Hunny-senpai's bunny?" Kaoru looked to the space where Usa-Chan had been sitting. Tamaki slowly turned to stare at the blender, then at the bench space.
Gingerly, he pulled something that used to be a stuffed rabbit ear from the sickly puree. He opened his mouth in a silent scream, eyes popping.
Hikaru and Kaoru started screaming.
"YOU BLENDED HIS RABBIT!"
Tamaki started running around, freaking out.
Kaoru clung to Hikaru and vice-versa.
"He's gonna cream us all!" Kaoru wailed.
"We're gonna die!" Hikaru cried.
Tamaki suddenly stopped and put his finger in the air, "Ok men! We have a mission! To get Hunny-senpai another bunny!" The twins looked at him like he was nuts, "His grandmother made it! She's dead!"
"We have to find a way!" Tamaki yelled.
Hikaru and Kaoru looked at each other, "Er… I don't think there is one, Boss."
Tamaki sat down in thought, "Hm… Maybe we could call on the spirit of his grandmother and ask her to make another one?" The twins shrugged, "Better than nothing I guess…"
"Then that is what we shall do! Kaoru! Call Nekozawa!" Tamaki ordered Kaoru.
"Why don't you do it?" Kaoru asked.
"Just… Do it!" Tamaki cried.
Kaoru cringed, "Okay, okay. Calm down." He took out his phone and found Nekozawa in his contacts, "Why do I even have him there?" While Kaoru was discussing matters with the Child of Darkness, Tamaki was talking with Hikaru. "Any other suggestions?" Hikaru shook his head, "I must be going insane if I think this will work. Since when can a spirit do textiles?"
I know it's short, but please don't hurt me! I am getting writers block coz I don't know what else to do! Dammit Nekozawa this'd better work!
Nekozawa: Oh it will! *evil laugh*
