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Title: Peanut butter & Beer
Summary: Set after 'Tomatoes'
Its Cece's birthday and the gang go out to Nicks bar to celebrate. The atmosphere is slightly tense due to Nick and Jess being on weird terms after their ass wiggling argument.
Ships: Nick/Jess, Schmidt/Cece & Winston/Shelby
A/N: I am not a great writer, however I adore this show and the characters and I have been dying to create some sort of fic for Nick/Jess & Schmidt/Cece. I hope you enjoy it and have a bit of a giggle. Its currently a short fic not sure whether to continue it or not. Please review and let me know what you think!
Chapter 1
Jess's fist was beginning to sting, she had been banging on Schmidt's door for what seemed like an hour.
"Come on Cece its your birthday! You should be happy. Birthdays are magic! Who doesn't love cake and presents?"
She began slowly massaging her hand which now felt all tingly. The sound of Cece's stomping could probably be heard two floors below.
"Jess! It's not my birthday, I hate birthdays. Oh and by the way cake and presents are not magic? I woke up this morning to a carrot and dead mouse from Nadia, can you guess which one was the cake?"
Jess's nose wrinkled at the thought of Nadia handing a dead mouse to Cece. Due to Cece's non stop ranting about the Russian model she knew the mouse was indeed the cake.
"Cece please. We have real presents and a real cake waiting at Nick's bar. I have even made you a special pass the parcel, sexy style! Now I cant tell you exactly what presents I've selected for the game but I can tell you that I ventured into a sexy shop today, just for you! Now come on!"
No answer. She turned around and leaned back on the door. She let out a sigh which quickly turned into an awkward scream as she fell through the door which Cece finally decided to open. Still slightly dazed she slowly started to get up, thanks to the aid of her beautiful friend who seemed to be smiling a little,
"Ok Jess. I will show my face but just because you have done this for me and there will be tequila. Lets go."
Now she was stood up the dizziness faded and a smile plastered her face. The two girls quickly checked their appearance left for the bar, Jess linking their arms.
"Hey Cece, you will love the song I have written for you! It's nearly as good as that rap I did for you last year."
