A/N (Walrus Incognito) Hallo all! So I expect you've stumbled upon this for a reason, or maybe it was an accident, details details. Anyway you're trapped now so you have to continue reading! This is a collaboration between me and the lovely Jelly23. Yeah we're weird enough to combine Klaine and One Direction. Don't let your guard down though, it gets stranger.

Just a warning: At the beginning of each chapter will be two author's notes. One from me and one from Jelly. We'll make it clear who's who though, don't fret :) This'll be updated (hopefully) pretty regularly. Rating is T due to mild language and possible make out scenes (I don't write smut so if that's what you're looking for, wrong place)

And in case any of you read any of my other fics. Magic is in the Air gives me a headache so updates will be irregular, spontaneous, and probably rather strange and short. Life Goes On on the other hand is being discontinued for the time being. I uploaded it unedited the first time and right now don't have the patience to fix it or update.

(Jelly23)Hello everybody! So this is my first ever fan fiction and it is a colaboration with the fantabulous walrusincognito! We actually thought of this idea at the most random time about a week ago and jumped on the idea right away! Yea sure we may have looked a little wierd fan girling at the idea of combing Klaine and One Direction but it will all soon make sense! Can you just imagine the craziness that is going to go down in this story! To be honest some of the things that happen shock me, and I helped with the ideas! xD

Also this is just a little side note. For the time being this will be the only fic I have on my account. :( But there is no need to worry because that will change very soon! I have another One Direction fic idea in my head, but due to extreme procrastination I have yet to write it. So just be warned there might be one up in a few weeks. Oh and a helpful peice of information is I guaruntee 99.9% of the things I uplaod will be One Direction related, so if you are not a fan I am very sorry. ( We all have our little obsessions and 1D is mine so who knows what crazy things might happen.)

So without further ado, I present to you the craziness in which we have come up with. Enjoy. :D

Disclaimer: We do not own One Direction, it's songs or any of it's members (unfortunately) We also don't own Glee or Klaine, it would never be as good and there would be a lot more Klaine kisses.

"Kurt you're totally going to get the job, stop worrying!" Blaine sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose as he tried to comfort his anxious boyfriend.

The phone crackled loudly as Kurt gasped, the noise causing a few of the students in the cafe to look over at Blaine curiously. "Oh my GaGa! Blaine! I-it's them!" Blaine's eyes widened. "I'll hang up! Call me a soon as you get the good news. Love you!" Kurt muttered a hasty farewell waiting for the line to click off. He took a deep breath and pressed the answer button, holding the phone gingerly next to his ear. "Hello?"

"Hello, is this Kurt Hummel?" An official sounding female voice answered on the other end. Kurt could hear multiple other loud voices in the background who sounded like they were struggling to listen in on the conversation. "This is he." He stammered out, barely containing his nervousness.

"Ah, brilliant. We've bee- BOYS!" Kurt heard a squabble on the other end, then the sound of multiple people being smothered by what sounded like pillows. "Sorry." The woman's voice returned sounding slightly frazzled. "As I was saying we've been trying to contact you all day. We lost your file and couldn't find the back up one. That's all been resolved now of course." Kurt bit his lip, waiting anxiously for her to get to the point.

"We're pleased to announce that you got the job. We'd like you to come and meet the boys this afternoon, around four." Kurt resisted the urge to squeal, bouncing up and down on the park bench. "Of course. Thank you so much. I'll see you then" He hung up, immediately hitting the speed dial and calling up Blaine.

"I got the job!" Kurt's voice echoed out of the phone, almost causing Blaine to go deaf. Blaine grinned not caring that all the students around him were staring.

"That's amazing! I knew you'd get it!" Blaine said, slinging his bag over his shoulder as he moved to leave the cafe. "Where are you? I want to come congratulate my beautiful boyfriend." He could almost hear Kurt blush on the other end. "I'm sitting in Central Park as your stupid dogs runs around in circles. They're just like you, never get tired!" Blaine chuckled, starting the short walk to the park.

"Blaine!" Kurt squealed, launching himself at his boyfriend and pulling their two puppies behind him. Blaine accepted Kurt's hug, nuzzling into his neck. "I'm so proud of you." He said, pecking him lightly on the lips. Kurt grinned. "I love you. Now." He shoved the leashes at Blaine, brushing himself off. "I have to go and meet my new clients."

"Uh, Hey. Hey Kurt?" Kurt cocked his eyebrow at his boyfriend, already expecting the question. "Do you... Do you think maybe I could come and meet them?" Blaine looked at him expectantly, a goofy smile on his face. Kurt rolled his eyes, walking away. "Come on. I can't believe how obsessed you are with a british boy band." Blaine grinned, running to catch up with him. "I'll pay for the taxi fare." "Fine."

"Well, here we are." Blaine said smiling at Kurt. Kurt just rolled his eyes. "Are you going to be able to contain yourself in there or do we have to sedate you?

"Kurt, I am a civilized, grown man, I think I can control myself in front of five boys" Blaine replied, chuckling as Kurt smoothed down his blazer trying to look professional.

Blaine snickered as Kurt bit his lip nervously, pressing the button for the elevator. "You gonna be okay? Are you sure we don't need to sedate you?" Kurt cocked his eyebrow, challenging him as they stepped into the elevator, the doors clanging behind them.

Kurt nudged Blaine "Oh god I am getting nervous! What if they don't like me? What if I screw up, ruining my career chances. What if-"

"Stop worrying, you are perfect for the job." Blaine said, squeezing his hand comfortingly. "Besides I don't know who wouldn't like you. Oh! This is our floor, no turning back now."

Kurt sighed, letting go of any last anxieties he had. He followed Blaine to room 23 at the end of the hall, then shyly knocked on the door. Less than 20 seconds later a woman, no older than 35 answered the door. She was dressed in a gray pencil skirt and a peach blouse that was definitely Michael Kors. Her hair was light brown and fell right above her shoulders. Though it was straight, you could tell she had been frying it for quite some time, due to her split ends.

She simply beamed at them, ushering the two men inside the apartment "Hello. You must be Kurt Hummel. I am Catharine Nobel."

"Yes I am, it's a pleasure to meet you." Kurt said shaking her hand.

"Oh, well thank you, excuse me one moment." She flashed him an apologetic smile before bellowing "Boys! Come down! There's someone here I would like you to meet!" Her call was met by a thunder of sound above their heads and then the patter of feet running down stairs.

"Catharine, I swear if this is another one of your boyfriends I WILL blow up" called an awfully familiar voice from around the corner.

Catharine just rolled her eyes and gestured for Kurt and Blaine to follow her further into the apartment. "Now who is this handsome fellow you brought with you?"

Kurt blushed and glanced at Blaine who was grinning distractedly. "This is, uh, my boyfriend, Blaine" He squeezed Blaine's hand, bringing him back to earth, and gave him a quick peck on the lips just as the five boys emerged into the room. Crap, Kurt thought. Hopefully no one saw that. He didn't want to be pin-pointed as the stereotypical gay fashion designer within seconds of meeting these boys.

"There you guys are!" Catherine said, sounding exasperated. "I would like you all to meet Kurt Hummel, he is the new head of your wardrobe team! And this is Blaine, Kurt's 'special' friend." Catharine winked at the two boys and Kurt blushed.

"Crap." Louis muttered under his breath. Just when he just started to accept the fact that yes, he was indeed gay and he couldn't possibly be open about it, these two happy lads walk in. I mean look at how happy they were! He thought mournfully. They could hold hands, snuggle,and kiss in public and when they did no one would care. You wouldn't see it all over the internet and tabloids. He sighed loudly, eliciting a strange look from Niall. Ugh, sometimes it was just so hard dealing with all of this. He thought, barely paying attention to their manager. Especially when no one knows about your... preferences. Especially not the one you were madly in love with. Or at least Louis hoped he didn't know, that could be awkward. There was just no way Harry could like him the way that he did. Sure they joked around but that was just because they were friends. Yeah friends that just pretended to snog eachother, slept in the same bed, and spent every last second together. It was all just a friendly gesture it didn't mean anything, it couldn't mean anything. Harry was as straight as a board (well besides his seductive curls) he had all the girls falling over him and he enjoyed every last minute of it. I just have to accept we will never have more than a brotherly love. Well one could only ho-

Louis thoughts were interrupted as Niall ran towards their visitors saying "Oh my god! Who's puppies!"

Blaine chuckled as Kurt rolled his eyes patronizingly. "That one," Blaine said pointing to the excitable golden retriever puppy. "is Lola. And that is Frodo" this time pointing to the Black Corgi.

"Yes and this is Niall, a very rare kind of species that we're allowed to keep in this building" Harry said, laughing as he gestured towards the bubbly blonde. "For the time being." Zayn added with a smirk, ruffling Niall's hair affectionately.

"And this is Harry, Zayn, Liam, and Louis" Catharine said pointing to each of them in turn.

"Hello" "Hi" "Hey, vas happening!" They all said on top of each other

"Zayn, really? You just had to say that, didn't you?" Liam spat out, rolling his eyes at the dark haired boy.

"Sorry mate, but if he is going to be spending time with us I think it would be best if he got used to my sayings!" Zayn stated, smiling

Liam just shook his head while the others struggled to contain their laughter.