A product of my writer's block on Unobtainable... Kankuro discovers this site and rants. If this gets reviews I may continue it; if not it'll just be a oneshot. Enjoy!


What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You. People. Seriously... Some of the stuff on this site is just... Wow. Seriously just... Get help or something. But seriously... Men getting pregnant? Thats's not even just fucked up; that's not even physically fucking possible!

'Kay so yeah, you guys have fucked up minds but at least some people have a couple decent stories written about them. I mean I'm barely even mantioned in half these stories let alone having some that actually focus on ME. Seriously there's more stories about freaking dead guys than me. Itachi Uchiha is dead FYI; yet there are thousands of stories about him on this damn website. Really? A dead guy's more fun to fantasize about than me? More interesting? Or entertaining or some shit? I sure as hell hope not.

Seriously people I'm not just Gaara's damn older brother. I'm jacked and fucking sexy as hell. Not to mention a god damn good ninja. Seriously you people make me seem pathetic. Almost any story I'm in I'm a fucking wannabe player/pervert or I'm gay! I'm not fucking either of those! I'm a nice guy and I like girls; get that through your heads!

But wait there are some stories that are even worse! Some of you think that I have some sort of like THING with my siblings! That's just plain old fucked up. There's nothing else to describe it.

Hold on a second though... I think we may be getting somewhere with these lemon stories... Not quite sure excatly what a yellow ovalur fruit with juicy acidic flesh has to do with sex, but at least I have a few of these sort of stories about me. I guess you guys accusing me of being a fucking pervert (Even though I most definitley am not!) pays off sometimes.

Well I think I'm just gonna leave this site on a good note for now. Maybe I'll check back later. Those lemons seem worht looking into...


Yeah that's all I can think of for now... I guess my writers block is growing. Well I hope you guys enjoyed this at least. If this gets at least five reviews I'll continue it if not this will probably be my shortest oneshot.