Ep. 1: Pilot

(In the ruins of what used to be a large city stood a lone knight with a large sword. There was no sign of life anywhere. The sky was filled with red clouds. No sunlight. Suddenly, to the knights surprise, a dark figure approached him. As if on cue, lighting struck in the background behind him. That dark figure started to laugh maniacally when he saw who he was up against. He raised a large staff and with it formed a large fireball with which to destroy the knight. The ball of flames was shot and. . .)

?: Nick!

(A silhouetted figure with a high voice appeared by the knights side and they both started to battle. At that moment, a teenage boy wakes up stretching his arms as he could barely open his eyes.)

Nick: Huh? Whoa. Another strange dream. I don't think I've ever had a dream like that before. Who was that person next to the knight. Strange. He almost sounded like. . .

Oliver: HEY!

Nick: WHA!

(Nick falls off of his bed after getting his rude awakening from his fiendish little brother and sister, Oliver and Angela. Both of them enter his room and laugh at his humiliation.)

Nick: Gah! Why you little. . . .

(Nick quickly gets up and chases Oliver and Angela all around the house until they get to the kitchen. Soon, Nick is tired and out of breath.)

Nick: (pant pant) I'll (pant) get you . . . you (pant) little . . .

(He falls on the floor from exhaustion. The two kids come back to taunt him some more.)

Angela: Aww. What's wrong? Are you too lazy to catch up with us?

(Oliver and Angela chuckled as he got back up.)

Nick: I hate you two with great intensity.

(The two terrible kids leave as Nick heads up to the cupboard. He grabs a bowl, a spoon, and a box of cereal, then heads for the fridge and grab some milk. He pours the cereal in the bowl. Then he pours milk in the cereal. But before Nick got a taste, the bowl suddenly started to explode in his face. Milk dripped from Nicks soaking head as he heared Oliver and Angela chuckling from in the living room.)

Nick: IMPS!

(Nick runs out of the room and once again chases after them. They got away again. Nick is too tired to run after the last chase.)

Nick: Grrrrrr! If Sadie was here, she'll fix you two up good!

(Nicks dad then entered the living room tp see Nick lying on the floor from exhaustion.)

Dad: Nick what happened?

Nick: It's the imps! They woke me up, and they called me lazy, and the milk just self-destructed on me!

Dad: Oliver! Angela! Go to your room!

Oliver and Angela: Aww!

(The two kids go up the stairs to their room as the grumble swears to themselves.)

Dad: (sigh) Nick, I know things are a little different since Sadie left for college and your mother went to that invention company in Japan. But you just got to learn to let these things go. Things like this always happen and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Nick: (sigh) You're right dad. Maybe a little TV would get my mind out of the negative area.

Dad: Don't watch too much television. You volunteered to clean up the baseball stadium today, remember?

Nick: I won't forget.

(His dad left the house to go do his job. He is the mayor.)


(Nick went upstairs to his room to watch TV. He sat on his couch, turned on the TV, and started flipping channels. Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Disney XD, and then he stopped at Nickelodeon. An episode of Spongebob Squarepants was on. It was The Camping Episode. Suddenly, while watching Spongebob, he thought of something.)

Nick: Wait a minute. That voice. Where have I heard that voice before other than television?

(Nick then thought about that dream he had last night. There was the town in ruins, the dark figure, the black fireball, and the voice.)

Nick: That voice from my dream. Nah, it can't be. It was just a dream. Like all of my other dreams.

?: Yeah? Well keep dreaming.

(After hearing what might've been Spongebobs voice coming from somewhere in his room, he started to freak out.)

Nick: AUGH! I knew it! I'm not crazy!

Oliver: Yes you are!

Nick: Shut up Oliver!

(Nick immediately ran out of the house and went straight to the two houses that were next door to him, home of his two best friends, Anthony and Wayne. When he found out they weren't home, he went to the park.)


(They were there, as well as two other teens. His secret crush, Kristy and his biggest rival, Marlon.)

Wayne: Dude you're here.

Anthony: Nick? Aren't you supposed to be cleaning up at the baseball stadium?

Nick: That can wait. Now listen, I was watching TV and. . . .

(Nick paused for a second when he thought about what would happen if he told his friends about his dream.)

Nick: Wait. Never mind. You'll just think I'm crazy.

Kristy: You can tell us. We'll understand.

(Much to Marlons entertainment, he decides to torment him.)

Marlon: Ha-ha! What's wrong Dork King?! Tongue-tied?! Well let me tie it up even more!

Anthony: Lay off Marlon!

Marlon: Why don't you just make me?!

(Marlon raised his fist at Anthony, and he runs and hides behind Wayne.)

Kristy: Allow me. Ahem.

(She seemed nice and peaceful at first until Kristy grabbed Marlon by his throat, brought him closer to her face, and started yelling in his face with an angry look.)

Kristy: NOW SEE HERE! NICK IS A VERY NICE GUY! YOU'D BETTER BACK OFF OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUNCHED SO HARD, YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL FEEL IT!

(And with that, Kristy dropped Marlon on the floor. Everybody was stupefied at Kristys fury toward Nicks tormentor.)

Wayne: Dude!

Marlon: Oh, whatever! Who'd want to hang out with you losers anyway?!

(Marlon leaves the park. As he leaves, everyone listens to what Nick had to say.)

Anthony: Nick? Nick? Nick!?

Nick: What!? Huh? Oh, right. Guys! You'll never believe what just happened!

Wayne: Try us. We're gullible.

Nick: Spongebob was actually talking to me! He was right in my room and he actually talked to me! I didn't see him, but I did hear him!

(Everyone was puzzled at what Nick just said.)

Wayne: Um. . . .yeah. . .We're not that gullible.

Anthony: Uh Nick, are you feeling alright?

Nick: Sure. Never better. Why?

Anthony: Maybe we should go see your dad.

Kristy: Maybe we should.

Wayne: Hey look! A parade! The mayor is on that float over there!

(All of Nick's friends run towards the mayors float. However, Nick tried to stop them.)

Nick: Guy's wait! Don't! If you tell dad he'll take away my TV!

(But Nicks friends kept running to the mayors float. They all wave to the mayor but Nick tackled them in an attempt to stop them and they landed in front of the float.)

Dad: What the!

(The float completely misses Nick and his friends and swerves out of control. It crashes into a lamppost and the mayor goes flying and lands in a puddle on the side of the road.)

Wayne: Uh. Well that's. . . .one way of. . . .getting. . . .his. . .attention. (gulp)


(After the incident, Anthony, Wayne, and Kristy told Nicks dad about what happened and they went back home. Nick was dragged into the house by his dad and was given a strict talking to.)

Dad: What was that all about?! You completely embarrassed me at the parade and you missed your job to clean the baseball stadium!

Nick: But this time it is true. Spongebob really was here. I didn't see him, but I know he exists!

Dad: He is just a cartoon character. Cartoons don't exist.

Nick: How would you know that! I just have these dreams, and the cartoons were there. And when I wake up, I hear them all day long.

Dad: Oh-no. Not this again. Son do you know why I am the mayor?

Nick: (sigh) Because you care about the people.

Dad: That, and I am so busy running this town, so you have to do what I say to make my job less stressful.

Nick: I don't see what this has to do with that dream I just had.

Dad: Just had?! You've had a whole bunch of ridiculous dreams every day of the week. You just told me. Monday: "Lilo and Stitch were fighting burglars." Wednesday: "You saw the Warner Bros. smack someone with a hammer." Thursday: "You were flying with the Powderpuff Girls."

Nick: Powerpuff!

Dad: Whatever! Look Nick you've been acting like this ever since we got you that TV. If you can't be responsible for your actions, then I guess I don't know what to say. I'm sorry but I'm taking that television away from you.

Nick: WHAT?! THAT' IS SO. . . .

Dad: Enough! My decision is final.

(Nick storms out of the room and upstairs to his bedroom. He slammed the door shut on the way up. His Dad heaved a big sigh and went to the phone to call his wife. Instead of picking up the phone, a message was heard.)

Phone: We're sorry. I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave me a message. beep

(Dad hung up the phone with much despair.)

Dad: Oh, honey. If only you were here, you'd know what to do.


(Back in Nick's bedroom, Nick tries desperately to stay awake to prevent having anymore of those crazy dreams. But the longer he stayed awake the sleepier he got. He then fell down on the couch like a sack of potatoes. But before he even closed his eyes, the window slammed right open. Nick awoke instantly and saw the same dark figure from his dreams. Nick started to freak out.)

Dark Figure: At last! The barrier between your world and others is broken!

Nick: You. . .you're not real! You're just a figment of my imagination! See? My hand goes right through you!

(Nick attempted to touch the dark figure but he raised his hand and seized Nicks arm. Nick screamed in pain as the dark figure squeezed his arm even more.)

Dark Figure: Finally, your mine at last! Hahahahahahahaha!

Nick: Hey! What's going on?! Help!

Dark Figure: You, you belong to me!

Nick: Dad! Anyone! Help! There's a freaky dark shadow guy in my room!

Dark Figure: Forget it! They can't hear you! They can't protect you!

Nick: What do you want from me?!

Dark Figure: Simple. I WANT. . . .

(Before the dark figure could finish his sentence, a white vortex opened up.)

Dark Figure: Gah! You meddling again!

(The dark figure dropped Nick on the floor and opened up a dark portal and exit Nicks room. When he left, a silhouetted figure jumped out of the white vortex. Nick couldn't tell who it is yet.)

Nick: Who . . . who are you?

?: No time for that. Come with me if you want to live.

Nick: Terminator?

?: What? No! Just follow me!

(Nick jumped into the white vortex and followed the mysterious person. Due to his fatigue, he started to fall asleep. Where he will end up is a mystery.)

Nick woke up after his sleep.)

Nick: Whoa. What a crazy dream. . . . .ungh. . . . .huh?

(Nick looked around and was in for quite a shock noticed that he was not at his house but the ruins in an old building that had been demolished probably five or ten years ago.)

Nick: AHHHHHHHH! What is this?! Where am I?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

?: I think I can explain.

(A small figure approached Nick. It was hiding in the shadows so Nick couldn't make out who it was.)

Nick: Who are you?

(Suddenly, two more figures if front of Nick and stepped out of the shadows. They looked like a bunch of weird cartoons cats. One wore a red hat and blue shirt. The other was wearing some light brown pants but no shirt. And the other was a girl with a pink dress and bow.)

Yakko and Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.

Dot: And Warner Sister.

Nick: What the! OK. Now I am definitely dreaming.

Dot: Oh? If this was a dream would I do this?

(Dot jumped on Nick and gave him a big fat kiss.)

Nick: Blech!

Wakko: Or this?

(Wakko grabbed a pair of scissors and cut all of Nick's hair off.)

Yakko: Or what about. . . .

Nick: OK! Stop! Enough! This is real! I get it!

Yakko: Hmm. I guess he isn't as dumb as he looks.

Nick: So if I'm not dreaming then what is going on?

Wakko: I don't see anything going on anything. Unless these two things are having. . .

(Before Wakko could finish, Yakko blew a kiss to everyone and said.)

Yakko: Good night everybody!

Nick: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Yakko: Tone down the language baldy. We'll show you.

(The Warner Bros. (and Warner sister) grab Nick's hands and legs and drag him out of the demolished building.)

Nick: Uh. . . .Where exactly are you taking me?

Wakko: You'll see. But you won't like it.

Dot: I know I don't.

(Once the Warners exit the building with Nick, he sees that they are in the same town ruins, like from Nicks dream.)

Nick: I know this place. I had a dream about it once.

Dot: Look familiar?

Nick: Um, no. Not exactly.

Yakko: Maybe you should see this.

(Yakko grabs Nicks hand and shows him the building they were just in. It looked very familiar, like it was his. . .)

Nick: My house! Wait a minute! This is the town I live in!

Wakko: Correction. Used to be the town you lived in.

Yakko: That's right. This is the future. twenty years into the future to be exact.

Nick: What happened? How long has it been like this?

Dot: It's been like this ever since those villains came around and started destroying everything like a Tyrannosaurus Rex (Wrecks)!

Nick: Villains?

Wakko: Yeah. Villains.

Nick: What kinds of villains?

Yakko: All kinds of villains. Maleficent, Pete, Lex Luther, Doc Ock, you name it.

Nick: So, all those dreams I had back then were a sign that something terrible was about to happen?

Dot: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

(Confetti suddenly falls on Nick.)

Nick: One more question. Those villains you mentioned. Was there also a big shadowy dark figure with them?

(They all gasped and started freaking out and flying all around while screaming their heads off (literally!).)

Nick: Was it something I said?

Yakko: Sounds like the Organization is getting close!

Dot: That guy is the one who caused most of this!

Wakko: He's totally bogus!

Nick: But what did he want me for?

Wakko: I don't know.

Dot: Yeah we just saw you lying on the ground. How did you get here anyway?

Nick: Well, I was asleep and this dark figure came into my room and grabbed me. I didn't know what he wanted. He was about to tell me but this silhouetted figure appeared from this white portal and saved me from that dark figure. Then you guys showed up.

Dot: Wow. That was a close call for you. I think we have a clue on who saved you back there.

Wakko: Terminator?

Dot: No! The Society!

Wakko: I knew that.

Nick: The Society? Who are they?

Yakko: The Society is a large group that was formed after those villains came along. Their leader Spongebob kept trying to think of new ways to rid this town of those villains.

Nick: Spongebob! I knew it! I wasn't hallucinating!

Yakko: WHEN YOU'RE DONE TALKING TO YOURSELF, I'D LIKE TO FINISH! Anyway, but the villains are almost unbeatable and they formed their own group called the Organization. (Not to be confused with the Kingdom Hearts Organization.) It's like the Society only it's the exact opposite.

Wakko: Like Pinky and the Brain.

Nick: Do they know anything about that dark figure?

Dot: Well we'll never find out by standing here. Let's go.

(And they leave to go find the Society.)

Nick: Hey wait a minute! If I'm here, won't everybody wonder where I am?

Yakko: No problemo. We've got that taken care of.


(Back at Nicks house in the present, Nicks dad enters his room and wakes him up from bed.)

Dad: Nick. Wake up. It's time for school.

(As soon as Nicks dad leaves the room, Nick gets out of bed. But it's not Nick who is in bed, it was a robot that looks exactly like Nick. And controlling it from inside were two rats. One had a large head and a zigzagged tail. The other was taller but less intelligent than the other rat.)

Brain: sigh I don't know why we're doing this job in the first place.

Pinky: Aw c'mon Brain. It's actually quite comfortable in here. Narf.

Brain: In the mean time, we must prepare tomorrow night.

Pinky: Gee Brain. What are we doing tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.


(After 45 minutes of walking, the Warners and Nick come across an old baseball stadium.)

Wakko: There it is. The Society Hideout.

Nick: Hey. That was the baseball stadium my friends used to go to all the time. I was supposed to clean it up the other day.

Dot: Wow. You didn't do a very good job.

Nick: Well I was supposed to clean before I came here.

Wakko: Well why didn't you do it?

Nick: I was kinda watching cartoons.

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: REALLY?!

Dot: Were you watching our show?

Nick: Uh, no. I was watching Spongebob.

(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot each heaved a big sigh.)

Wakko: It figures. He gets all the attention.

(They come to the entrance and knocked on the door. A panel on the door slid open showing two green eyes. The eyes looked down and notice the Warners.)

?: Are you followed?

Yakko: No.

?: Then who's that behind you?

Yakko: A friend who followed us.

(Yakko pushed Nick forward to show the person at the front door.)

?: Alright. I'll bring you in.

(The person closed the panel and opened the door. The person who appeared was a white haired boy in a black jumpsuit.)

Nick: Danny Fenton!

Danny: Shhhh! Not so loud! They might hear us.

Nick: Who might hear us?

Wakko: The Organization. Doi!

Danny: Come on in, quickly.

(They go inside and shut the door behind them. They all walk down the halls where the concession stands used to be. Soon, Danny opens up another door which was labeled "Leader". Everybody enters inside.)

Nick: So, who is your leader?

Dot: You'll find out soon enough.

(At the end of the room, they meet the leader of the Society. A small, yellow, square sponge.)

Spongebob: Hi Danny! Hi Warners! Hi. . .uh, who are you.

Nick: Spongebob?!

Spongebob: Hi Spongebob!

Nick: No that's your name.

Spongebob: But who are you.

Nick: I'm Nick. And. . .

Danny: We think he might be the one Spongebob.

Spongebob: HE IS?! OH BOY! IT'S FINALLY TIME!

Nick: Time for what?

Spongebob: Danny, Warners, leave this room.

Wakko: Yes your royal sponginess.

(Danny and the Warners exit the room leaving Nick with Spongebob.)

Nick: Spongebob, would you mind telling me what's going on?

Spongebob: One minute. First I must make a big announcement. Follow me.

(Nick follows Spongebob out of the room and up some stairs. The stairs lead to a large balcony which faces the old baseball field. When Nick looked down, he was stunned at what he saw. Cartoons! The stadium is completely crowded with all kinds of heroes seen from TV shows, movies, and video games, all wearing futuristic-like versions of their usual outfits.)

Nick: This has to be too good to be true!

Spongebob: Everyone! May I have your attention please?!

(Everyone turned to face Spongebob in the balcony,)

Spongebob: Behold, the chosen one has finally come!

(Everyone in the stadium cheers.)

Nick: This is incredible! All these characters all in one place! Where did they all come from? I thought all characters that I saw on various entertainment forms weren't real.

Spongebob: Oh, no we're real alright, just in the minds of kids like you.

Nick: I can't wait to show my dad! He is gonna be so freaked out!

Spongebob: I'm sure he will be. Now about the incident. . .

Nick: What incident?

Spongebob: Well, how can I explain this without making it confusing? Uh, are you familiar with the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour?

Nick: Yes.

Spongebob: Remember how Timmy Turner wished himself into Jimmy Neutrons universe?

Nick: Are you saying you are all from different universes?

Spongebob: Yes. Somehow, villains from different universes formed a huge group and brought all of us here. When we met each other, we've formed our own team to stop the Organization. As you know, we called ourselves the Society. So far, we've had a few victories, but oh so many losses. It's only a matter of time before the they rule everything once and for all. But there's still hope. We heard that somewhere in this universe, and other universes, there is a special weapon that has the power to save all worlds. But the Organization is after it too.

Nick: A weapon? What kind of weapon is it?

Spongebob: Not sure. But it could control the fate of all universes if not retrieved in time. We've searched everywhere, but no luck.

Nick: How do we find it?

Spongebob: With your help.

Nick: ME!

Spongebob: Yes. We were informed from a mysterious source that a boy from the past of this world will be the savior of us all. We picked you because you know so much about us and our enemies.

Nick: But I'm not a warrior.

Spongebob: Neither am I. The point is, we need to get that weapon, or all the universes are toast. And I don't mean the good kind of toast.

Nick: But what can I do?

(Suddenly, a lightning bolt was heard from far away. It wasn't the coming of a storm. It was something much worse.)

Nick: What was that?!

Spongebob: THE ORGANIZATION! HOW DID THEY FIND OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?!

(Everyone suddenly looks at Wakko angrily.)

Wakko: What? I didn't spill the beans.

Yakko: There's a can of spilt bean right beside you.

(Wakko looks at the can of beans right next to him.)

Wakko: Oops.

Spongebob: EVERYBODY EVACUATE!

(Everyone in the stadium began to scatter as they try to find the exits. Spongebob jumps down from the balcony to find an exit as well.)

Spongebob: Nick! C'mon!

Nick: Are you crazy?! I can't jump from this thing!

Dot: You can do it! Cats always land on their feet!

Nick: I'm not a cat!

Dot: It's not my problem!

(Suddenly, lightning struck the balcony and and it began to crumble as Nick began to fall with it.)

Spongebob: Nick! I got you!

(Spongebob runs up to the spot where Nick was about to land and dives face first on the spot. Nick lands on Spongebob. Since he was soft and spongy, Nick wasn't hurt when he fell.)

Nick: Thanks.

Spongebob: Don't mention it. Now please get off my back!

(Nick gets off of Spongebob and look for the exits. All of them were blocked off by rubble except for one. The two of them run for the exit as well as fourteen other people. Three of them were the Warners, while the other eleven consisted of a humanoid mouse, duck, and dog, a Hawaian girl with a wierd blue alien dog, a blue genie, a red dragon, a muscular guy wearing an aprin, another humanoid duck wearing a purple shirt, cape, and mask, and a red-haired teenage girl with a blond-haired boy.)

Mickey: Spongebob! To the exit!

(Everyone runs to the exit but it just got blocked by a massive lightning bolt. After the hit, a cloud of black smoke covered the exit so there was no escape.)

Nick: Who is that?!

Spongebob: Oh-no! It's worse than I thought! The leader of the Organization!

(A dark smoke cleared up and a witch wearing a black and purple dress approached them. She held a staff with a green orb on it. On her head were two fiendish looking demon horns. Indeed, this was the Organizations leader.)

Nick: Maleficent?! She's the leader of the Organization?!

Kronk: Yeah! And she's about to turn us all into little tiny smears on the floor, which might not be a good thing. Actually it's kind of the opposite of a good thing. It's a very bad thing. Yeah. Bad.

Spongebob: How did you find us!?

?: Over here.

(Everybody turned to see little green microscopic creature with one eye hiding under Wakko's hat with a walkie talkie in his stubby little hands.)

Spongebob: Plankton?

Wakko: Augh! A cockroach!

(Wakko flicked Plankton off of his head and he goes flying while screaming bloody murder.)

Plankton: AAAUUUGGGHHHHH!

(Plankton crashes into a wall and lands face-frst on the floor.)

Plankton: Ouch.

Wakko: OK. So it was partially my fault.

Maleficent: Enough nonsense. You fools have interfered in our affairs long enough. I shall no longer stay hiding while you continue to exist. Prepare to be destroyed.

(Maleficent raised her staff and started casting spells on the group. Everybody ran as they narrowly dodged and avoided her spells. No one could get to her for a chance to attack. They ran up to a fallen pillar in the stadium and hid behind it for protection. Maleficent continued to cast spells at them as the pillar took most of the blows.)

Genie: Wait a minute! What am I doing? I'm just as magical as she is!

(Genie gets out of hiding and transforms into a huge fighting robot somewhat similar to Optimus Prime from Transformers. Genie aims a laser cannon at the witch.)

Genie: OK you witch. Give me your best sho. . . .

(Maleficent casts a lightning spell on Genie. It was clearly powerful enough to beat him.)

Genie: OWWWWW! Dang. My magic just ain't what it used to be.

(Genie goes back to hiding behind the pillar with his friends.)

Maleficent: I'm very amused with your cowardice.

(Maleficent prepares a huge green fireball to launch at the pillar.)

Goofy: Here comes the big one!

Wakko: It's hopeless! Game over! Game over man!

Darkwing: We're never gonna beat her this way!

Yakko: She's the leader of the Organization. What did you expect?

(Nick looks behind the pillar at Maleficents staff. Nick has an idea, but frowned at how it may turn out if he failed.)

Nick: Hold on. I've got a plan. gulp I hope. Genie, can you be a mirror?

Genie: For what?

Nick: You'll see.

(Genie did as Nick said and became a mirror. Nick grabbed Genie by the handle and jumped out from behind the pillar. Nick charges at Maleficent with Genie in his hands.)

Maleficent: Wha?! It's you!

Spongebob: Nick! What are you doing?! You'll get fried!

Genie: Uh, Nick? Where exactly are you going with this?

(Maleficent cast the fireball spell on Nick. Nick jumps out of the way almost getting hit. When the fireball missed, Nick pulled out Genie as a mirror and continued to charge. Maleficent cast another spell on Nick, except this one won't miss. Nick flashes out Genie and uses him to deflect Maleficents fireball spell. The fireball bounces back and hit Maleficent dead on.)

Maleficent: Gah! You little brat! You and your friends will pay!

(Maleficent being peeved over her loss opened up a dark portal and dissappears into it. Plankton who just got up after being flicked off by Wakko followed Maleficent.)

Plankton: Hey! Wait up!

(Plankton entered the portal as it began to close.)

Nick: Phew. That was tense.

(Everyone was astounded by Nicks bravery toward a powerful oppenent he's never faced before, especially when it was the Organizations leader. Everybody got out of hiding and circled around Nick.)

Mickey: Gosh, that was very brave of you.

Jake: Yo, that was sweet!

Kronk: Yeah, he's a superhero. Well he's not a superhero with all the powers that superheroes have you know like super strength and super speed and ice breath and shape shifting and. . . .

Darkwing: ALRIGHT! WE GET THE IDEA!

Genie: Woo hoo! You are amazing! A guy like you must come around every 200 millennia or so!

(Genie hugs Nick tightly.)

Nick: Yeah. Thanks guys.

Spongebob: Barnacles! I just remembered something. What if Maleficent comes back?

Yakko: Well, way to kill the mood Cheesebob.

Spongebob: Um, it's Spongebob.

Mickey: You're right. Being the leader of the Organization, I wouldn't expect Maleficent to give up so easily. She must have a plan B.

Nick: How will we know if Maleficent comes back?

Kim: I'll call Wade. I think he might figure something out.

(Kim pulls out the Kimmunicator to call someone. A video screen showed a black-haired fat kid with a bunch of computers in his room.)

Wade: Hey Kim. What's up?

Kim: Wade, can you track down Maleficent?

Wade: I don't know Kim. It's almost impossible. But I'll see what I can do.

Kim: Please and thank you.

(Wade types on his keyboards to find Maleficent but suddenly, his system gets fried and the Kimmunicator shuts off.)

Kim: Wade!

(Kims cell phone rings and she answers it. Wade was on the phone.)

Kim: Wade, are you all right?

Wade: My. . . .my system. It's fried! FRIED!

Kim: Wade focus, what happened?

Wade: I don't know! They were working fine a minute ago!

(Wades fax machine then prints out message saying "Ignorant users, obey the MCP." Then it shows a smug digital face on it.)

Wade: It was the Organization. They're on to us. Grrrrr! They will pay for spiking my system!

Kim: Yeah. I'm sure your having a difficult moment but please calm down. Thanks for your help anyways.

Jake: Hold up. I thought I heard something. Ear of the dragon.

(Jakes left ear turns into a dragon ear and listens.)

Jake: Uh-oh!

Ron: Uh-oh good or uh-oh bad?

Jake: Really bad. There are heartless coming this way!

Nick: Heartless? You mean the Kingdom Hearts heartless?

Yakko: Yeah. What else?

Stitch: Heartless!

Lilo: Look! They're here!

(Lilo points to the heartless.)

Kronk: AUGH!

Mickey: I knew it. This is Maleficents doing.

(Everyone in the stadium prepared for battle. As everyone else was about to attack, Nick noticed something shining on the ground, like a crystal.)

Nick: What's this?

(When Nick pulled the shiny object from the ground, he was surprised to see that it wasn't just a crystal, but a sword also.)

Nick: Whoa! It's a sword!

(As soon as he pulled out the sword, it started glowing. A huge white aura from the sword covered everyone.)

Nick: What? What's going on?

(As the heartless entered the stadium and everyone started to attack, everybody suddenly dissappeared. The heartless dumbfounded exited the stadium. What has become of the group, who can say?)

Maleficent and Plankton entered from the dark portal into a very dark room. In the room was a big table lined with many chairs. On it was a crystal ball were the Organization can see into. Also in the room were seven other villains. One was a fat anthropomorphic cat with a smug grin on his face. Another was a huge alien that sort of looks like a shark. Another was a small furry gerbil-like creature, obviously the shark aliens boss. Another was a yellow alien who loves to eat sandwiches. He almost resembles Stitch except he can talk in english. The fifth villain was a king who had terrifying face. Its face was a skull with horns on top of it. The villain next to him was a woman wearing a white coat. In her hand was a stick that she uses to turn people into stone. The last villain in the room was a small but powerful sorceror. However, this one was different from most other sorcerors. His main difference from the other villains was that he is a PIG! The seven villains watched as Maleficent and Plankton enter the room.)

625: Uh-oh, looks like someone had a rough night.

Gantu: 625! Our apologies Maleficent.

Maleficent: Save your apologies! I was just defeated humiliatingly.

Pete: Don't you worry Maleficent. I'll take care of them Society jerks.

Maleficent: No need. I already sent an army of Heartless to eliminate them.

Jadis: It won't do any good. The Society has powers that far surpass ours.

Maleficent: Are you questioning my efforts?

Jadis: No, I mean that they survived.

Maleficent: WHAT? But how?

(Jadis brings up what happened over the crystal ball that was on the table. It shows Nick and the Society teleporting away from the Heartless.)

Hamsterviel: What is this? Who is that boy?

625: I'm don't know, but he sure seems smart.

Maleficent: Wait! That sword! Impossible! That boy found it before we did!

Horned King: For all we know, he's probably learned of that swords true power. This could really jeopardize our plans. He must be destroyed.

Maleficent: Indeed we must.

(The door opens and in walks a pirate captain who looks soaking wet. His face was an octopus with tentacles acting as his beard. He also had a huge lobster claw acting as his right arm.)

Chuckles: Eww! He's dripping seawater all over the floor. Look at this, I just cleaned it and now it's simply ruined.

Maleficent: I have an important task for you Davey Jones.

Davey Jones: I shall not fail.

(Maleficent opens up a portal for Davey to go through. Then he cast a spell on Davey that makes him invincible.)

Maleficent: With that, you cannot be harmed by the Societys forces. Now go! Destroy Nick and anyone else who stands in your way!

Davey Jones: Happy to ablige Maleficent. Pete, Gantu, 625, Plankton, Chuckles, Hamsterwiel, let's go!

Hamsterviel: It's Hamsteviel! Not Hamsterwiel!

(With that, Davey Jones, Pete, 625, Gantu, Hamsterviel, Chuckles, and Plankton go through while Maleficent, Jadis, and the Horned King stay behind.)


(A portal opened up and spewed out Nick, Spongebob, and everyone else. They all landed on a wooden floor.)

Donald: Wak! What happened?

Jake: That was messed up.

Spongebob: Nick, what did you do?

Nick: I don't know. When those Heartless attacked, I found what looked like a crystal but it was actually a sword and now we're suddenly here.

Goofy: Uh, where is here?

(Everyone looked around and notice that they are all on a big pirate ship.)

Dot: I think we're on a pirate ship.

Yakko: Gee, what was your first clue?

Spongebob: Wait a minute.

(Spongebob takes a good look at the sword Nick held.)

Spongebob: That sword. HOLY FISHPASTE! COULD IT BE? NICK FOUND THE ULTIMASWORD!

(Everyone gasped.)

Nick: The what?

Spongebob: The weapon I told you about. The one that formed the Society and the Organization. The ultimasword is a sword of unpredictable power. Maleficent and the other villains have been looking for that sword so many times but never found it. We couldn't find it either.

Nick: But it was at your hideout.

Kronk: Well we kinda figured that it'd be the last place we'd ever look. Well actually we never thought to look there at all really.

Mickey: Well all that matters is Nick found the sword.

Spongebob: That's right. Don't let it out of your sight. The ultimasword is as precious as a nice evenly cooked krabby patty.

Nick: Uh. . . .right. Say, whose ship are we on anyway?

?: You're trespassing on the Black Pearl mate.

(Nick and the others look around for who said that. They all notice a person under the shadow of a mast.)

Spongebob: Who are you?

(The person walked out from the shadow of the mast. It was a pirate. He was wearing a red bandana and had a mustache and beads hanging from locks of his hair.)

Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Kim: Now hold on Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack.

Kim: We're not trespassing. We got on here on accident.

Nick: Don't worry Jack. We'll get off.

(Nick raised his sword in the air and prepared to teleport everyone off the Black Pearl.)

Nick: Okay sword, do your stuff!

(But nothing happened.)

Nick: Uh, OK. Maybe now!

(Still nothing.)

Nick: Now! Uh, now, now, now, now, now you stupid sword!

Jack Sparrow: Now kid, what kind of fool do you take me for?

Nick: I don't get it. Why didn't it work?

Yakko: Mabye the batteries fell out.

Kronk: I've got some.

(Kronk pulled out some batteries from his pocket. But due to an unfortunate turn of events, a seagull comes and grabs all of Kronks batteries.)

Kronk: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, that was unfortunate.

Mickey: It's not batteries, it's Nick. You see Nick, the sword can't do everything by itself. You also have to focus on your power within the sword to make it work.

Nick: How do I do that?

Jack Sparrow: (sigh) This is wasting my time.

Donald: Now see here. . . .

(Suddenly, a cannonball was fired at the Black Pearl. Everyone started to lose balance as they nearly fell off the ship.)

Spongebob: What the barnacles was that?

(Genie pulls out a field guide and thumbs through it.)

Genie: Let me check the field guide. Hmm. Let me see.

Lilo: Pirate ship!

Genie: Aha! According to the field guide, it's just an underwater earthquake.

Darkwing: It's a pirate ship you big blue moron! Look in front of you!

(Everybody sees a big huge ship that fired the cannonball coming right at them.)

Genie: WHAT? YOU DARE DOUBT THE MIGHTY FIELD GUIDE?

Nick: Look out! They're firing another!

(A cannonball was fired and hit the ship again.)

Jack Sparrow: Look!

(On the ship was a crew of all sorts of villains. Davey Jones, Pete, Gantu, 625, Hamsterviel, Plankton, Chuckles, and fourteen other villains. Danny Phantoms frail foe: the Box Ghost, the haunted spirit of Bikini Bottom: The Flying Dutchman, the alien invader and his diwitted robot sidekick: Zim and GIR, the lightsaber wielding droid: General Greivous, the two enemies of the Xiaolin Warriors: Jack Spicer and Chase Young, the wicked anti-fairy: Anti-Cosmo, the two boring pixies: HP and Sanderson, Timmy Turners everyday tormentors: Mr. Crocker, Vicky, and Francis, and Macs jerky big brother: Terrence.)

Ron: That would be so cool if it wasn't the last thing we were going to see.

Jack Sparrow: I'll steer the ship. Everyone else fire at them.

Spongebob: Aye-aye captain. Wow that sounds so cool.

(Everyone got into their positions. Stitch grabbed some cannonballs and gave them to Kim, Ron, Spongebob, and, Nick. They loaded up the cannon's and aimed steadily. Genie transformed into a sea captain and gives out the orders.)

Genie: Fire!

(The cannonballs were fired at Davey Jones' ship. Three cannonsballs hit the ship while one phased through the Box Ghost as he got in a feeble position. The Box Ghost opened his eyes looking victorious.)

Box Ghost: Ha-ha! Oof!

(The moment was short lived as he got hit by another cannonball.)

Davey Jones: Hamsterwiel, tell Gantu to defend the ship!

Hamsterviel: It's Hamsterviel! HAMSTERVIEL!

Davey Jones: Just hop to it you rat!

Hamsterviel: I'm a hamster! A HAMSTER!

(Hemsterviel runs around the ship to find Gantu. Once he finds him, he gives him direct orders.)

Hamsterviel: Gantu, pick up the pace!

Gantu: Yes Sir.

(Gantu grabbed his plasma cannon and repeatedly fired plasma blasts at the ship nonstop. One of the blasts almost hit genie as he transforms into a matador and raises a red sheet and the plasma blasts.)

Genie: Ole!

Kim: It's no good.

Ron: We're sunk.

Nick: Not yet. Stitch, come here!

Stitch: Yes.

(Nick whispered in stitches ears as Nick told him the plan. Stitch smiled deviously as he ran toward one of the cannons and went inside. Nick lit the fuse and Stitch was fired like a cannonball onto the ship. The villains attention was turned to Stitch as he mocks everyone of them.)

Flying Dutchman: Aye, what is that?

Anti-Cosmo: I say, let's get him.

(All the villains ran around the ship trying to catch Stitch. They were too distracted to load up more cannons.)

Davey Jones: What are you doing you ingrates? Don't waste your time on that blue pest! Fire at those swabs!

(Nick loads up another cannon and fires. The cannonball goes flying right through Davey Jones' ship and it begins to sink. Everyone throws a rope across the sea to the sinking ship for Stitch to cross. While crossing, Stitch felt a little uneasy as he crawled above the sea. Luckily, he managed to make it safely back to the Black Pearl. Davey Jones and the other villains opened up a portal which they escape into.)

Davey Jones: You won't get rid of me so easily! I will get you!

(Davey Jones went through the portal as it started to close and the ship was completely submerged.)

Jack Sparrow: Davey Jones might be defeated, but he will be coming back.

Goofy: What makes you think that?

Jack Sparrow: A pirate always knows these things.

(All the while, Nick is still trying to learn how to use the ultimasword. He starts waving it around hoping something will happen.)

Nick: Come on. Come on.

Spongebob: Nick, what's wrong?

Nick: Argh! I can't get this sword to work.

Spongebob: Nick, you have to focus your power on the sword. Think about where you want to get to. What's in your heart? Focus your emotions as well.

Nick: Thanks Spongebob. So you're saying that if I focus my power on the sword, it will work?

Spongebob: What about the sword? I was just thinking about this cool video game I played last night.

Nick: Spongebob!

Kronk: Actually, I think Spongebob has a point, in some weird metaphorical kind of way. You might want to try it out.

Nick: OK. Lets see.

(Nick holds his sword in the air with his eyes closed.)

Nick: Focus. . . . . . . .focus. . . . . . . . .focus. . . . .

(As Nick continued focusing, the entire ship rocked violently.)

Kronk: Whoa! That was so cool! Do that again!

Nick: It wasn't me.

Davey Jones: Nay. It was us.

(Davey Jones walked on board the Black Pearl through the portal he just escaped into on his ship.)

Jack Sparrow: Get off my ship!

Davey Jones: Not until I get what I want first.

Nick: And what might that be?

Barbossa: That fancy blade of yours.

Jake: Forget it you sea dog! That sword belongs to Nick!

Ron: Yeah! Get your own!

Davey Jones: I believe I haven't been very clear with you all. Surrender that blade. . .

(Barbossa snaps his fingers and all of the other villains from Barbossas ship surround our heroes.)

Davey Jones: . . . or the sharks will feast well tonight.

Pete: If I were you, I'd do what he says.

(Nick thought for a minute. He kept on questioning if it would be right to risk the lives of Spongebob and the others or if he should save his own life. After he finished thinking, he came up with his answer. He gripped the sword tightly and said. . .)

Nick: Not on your lives!

Davey Jones: I tried to be merciful, but now you forced me to take that sword from you. ATTACK!

(All the villains charge toward our heroes. Nick got into a feeble position as held the sword up to him trying to protect himself. Suddenly, a large flash from the sword blew all the villains away.)

Nick: What the?

Ron: Whoa! That was awesome.

Kronk: That was weird.

Nick: Hmm. Does this sword only work in times of great stress?

Kim: It's not over yet.

(Kim points to Davey Jones who was unharmed by the attack.)

Nick: But how? That big flash could've gotten rid of all the villains.

Davey Jones: Get up you lazy swabs and seize them!

(All the villains regained consciousness and continued their attack. A huge battle broke out on the Black Pearl. All the villains were fighting except for 625 and GIR.)

GIR: Piggy! Piggy, piggy, piggy!

625: Uh, yeah, right. Sandwich?

(625 hands GIR his sandwich.)

GIR: I like bologna. I love it good.

(GIR takes the sandwich and eats it whole.)

625: I can totally get along with you.

Zim: GIR! Protect your master!

GIR: Okey dokey.

(And GIR spontaneously exploded into a million pieces.)

Box Ghost: Beware. For I am the Box Ghost, master of all cube-like objects! Who dares challenge. . .

(Kim jumps and kicks the Box Ghost in the face.)

Box Ghost: Oooooh! So little girl! You dare challenge the king of all quadrates?

Kim: Let's just skip the lame dialogue and get this over with!

(Kim and the Box Ghost engage in battle, while Ron is tormented relentlessly by Vicky.)

Darkwing: I'm the terror that flaps in the night! I. . . .

(Before he could finish his sentence, Darkwing was hit by Chuckles' amulet.)

Darkwing: OK! Now I'm mad!

(Elsewhere on the ship, two bullies, Francis and Terrence surround Jake Long and run to pound him.)

Jake: Dragon up!

(Jake transforms into the American Dragon and flies upward. The two bullies miss Jake and end up hitting each other. On the other side of the ship, Nick desperately tries to use the ultimasword again.)

Nick: Come on! Why isn't it working?

(Pete confronts Nick who is now frightened.)

Pete: Forget it kid. Now one will save you now.

(Pete lunges toward Nick. Luckily for him, he was saved by Stitch who was rolled up into a ball and trips Pete.)

Nick: Thanks Stitch.

Stitch: Atchooga neetcha Nick.

(But then, a gun was fired at Stitch and he goes flying toward some barrels.)

Stitch: Ouchie!

(Davey Jones runs up and grabs Nick with his lobster claw threatening to crush his windpipe.)

Davey Jones: Gotcha!

(Everyone stops fighting upon seeing Nick being held hostage.)

Jack Sparrow: Spare that boy or else.

Davey Jones: I can't allow that. This boy is too much of a threat to the Organization. I'll destroy this boy and take his weapon too, and you can't do a thing about it.

Ron: Says who?

(When Ron said those words, the evil Anti-Cosmo poofed up a strand of magical rope and used to tie everyone to the mast.)

Lilo: I can't move! Stitch, can you break the ropes?

Davey Jones: Forget it little girl! These ropes cannot be broken. And as for you boy, now you shall die.

(Davey Jones prepares to end Nicks life while everyone watches in horror. When hope seemed lost, another flash occurred. Only this time it was not from the sword. That flash came from up in the sky. When the flash cleared up, a portal was visible and out from it flew Danny Phantom as he lunged down at the villains repeatedly blasting them with ghost rays. Danny then blasts Davey Jones causing him to lose his grip on Nicks neck.)

Nick: Thanks Danny. How did you get here anyways?

Danny: Well it's kind of a long story. . .

Davey Jones: Gah! You wretched ghost!

(Danny blasts Davey Jones with another ghost ray, but it still wasn't enough. Seeking the moment, Danny ran to his friends, and untied the ropes freeing everyone. Also coming out from the portal was a huge rocket. Piloting the rocket was a boy with a big head and a wacky hairdo. He wore a red shirt with a yellow atom on it.)

Jimmy: Danny, hurry up. The vortex is closing.

Danny: We better get going! Come on! Let's move!

(Everyone jumps off the Black Pearl and into Jimmys rocket. All, except for Jack Sparrow.)

Nick: Jack hurry!

Jack Sparrow: I'm not leaving the pearl! You go! I'll hold off those pirates!

Nick: But Jack!

(Jimmy flies his rocket to the vortex and it closes starts to close. All the while, Jack Sparrow stood his ground against the Organization.)

(The vortex opens up and Jimmys rocket flies out. It lands in the ruins of the town that Nick once lived in. Genie notices Nick looking depressed.)

Genie: Hey kid, what's with you?

Nick: It didn't seem right to leave Jack behind. I hope he'll be alright.

Genie: He will. If I know Jack, he's probably beaten those mugs all the way to Timbuktu.

(Stitch walks up to Nick to cheer him up.)

Stitch: Jack is alright.

(Nick then starts to smile.)

Nick: You're right. I know he'll beat them. Anyway, where am I gonna stay?

SpongeBob: Not to worry, my friend. We have a location that not only do we live in, but also keeps us safe from the Organization.

(The ship landed at the town's destroyed playground. Everyone got out the ship and led Nick to the playground's tunnel slide, much to his confusion.)

Kim: All you gotta do is slide down

Nick: So you guys want me to slide down this thing?

(Everyone nodded with Nick turning to audience and just shrugged. He jumped down the slide and much to his surprise, it was a lot longer than he expected. When he finally reach the end of the slide, he flew out of it and was bouncing all over the place like a pinball. A big lion pounced on Nick, pinning him to the ground. Nick had stars flying around his head from dizziness. He shook his head and noticed the lion on top of him.)


Aslan: Are you alright, young man?

Nick: Yeah, thanks for the save, Aslan.

Aslan: It's my pleasure.

(SpongeBob and the others flew out the slide exit and landed on their feet, except for Ron, who fell flat on his face.)

Mickey: I see you had a rough time with the slide.

Nick: Yeah.

Lilo: Don't worry, Nick. We've all had bumpy landings from this thing.

Kim: Yeah, Ron has suffered the most painful landings out of all of us. He's had tons of concussions, which have all led to him not knowing what the word "zebra" means.

Ron: Zebra? Big whoop! Never heard that word in my life.

(It cuts to Marty the Zebra and his best friend, Alex the Lion, were sitting a table playing cards with Marty having a slighty pissed look.)

Nick: What is this place?

(The group were standing in the middle of a hi-tech living room, where all the Society members from earlier were hanging out in)

SpongeBob: This is the Safe House. A hi-tech tree-house created by Phineas and Ferb for us to live in. We have bedrooms that many of our members share, a kitchen for us to eat in, and a training room to test out our skills.

Danny: Best of all, it's in the middle of a deep forest so it keeps us hidden from the Organization.

(Nick was amazed by this living space, but slowly hung his head with a saddened look.)

Nick: Hey SpongeBob, do you think we might be able to find my friends and family?

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Nick. I'm pretty sure we'll find then. Until then, we'll be like your family.

Nick: Really? Do you think I'll be able to fit in with you guys?

Lilo: Like I always say, Ohana mean family, and we're all like family to each other.

Jake: Besides, do we look normal to you?

(The entire Society all gave wide smiles except for the ginger-haired preteen, Chicken Finster, who gave off a rather hesitant look until Kevin Levin smacked him in the back of the head.)

Chuckie: Ow!

(Chuckie did a wide smile like everyone else, with Nick starting to smile as SpongeBob approached him.)

SpongeBob: Nick, welcome to the Society.

(Nick then followed SpongeBob to meet the other members. Nick was happy to know that even though his friends and family are missing at least he now has a new group of friends to help him in this time of crisis.)

The End