Disclaimer: I don't own any of this! Nada! Zero! Wait... I do own Wario Roo
and this fic. THANK GOD!!! I OWN SOMETHING!!! (does a victory dance)
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5th wheel: N. Sanity Island Special
On today's show, it's bandicoots and kangaroos all around!! Tawna is having trouble choosing the right mate for the job, and Coco just loves the color blue!! But that could all change when the shirtless 5th wheel shows his red mohawk to the blond babes.
The show starts in the 5th wheel bus. Coco, Tawna, Ripper and Wario (another blue kangaroo) are seated together watching the TV in the back. If you've seen 5th wheel, you'll know what I mean.
TV Tawna: "I'm desperate for some love cuz my man is always to busy for me. I'm suffering of the Mini-me syndrome." (takes of her top and shows her "OH MY GOD"s!) "So you guys want this or what?"
Ripper: "WOW!! So. you really wouth show your um. secret weapon so soon??"
Wario: "You have no self-control do you."
Tawna: "I didn't know you guys woth be here!!"
All but Tawna: "yeay, right!!"
TV Ripper: "Um, hi. I'm here because I never had much success with women. Um. I have a mansion with 500 rooms!!!!"
Coco: "You are crazy!!!"
Tawna: "There's the understatement of the century!!"
Ripper: "I was nervous!!!!! I couldn't help myself!!!!!"
Wario: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ripper: "OK. let's watch your video next."
Wario: "What, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
TV Wario: (in a Johnny Bravo like voice) " Hey baby, it's me your knight in blue-furred armor!!!! You know what you want, and that's ME, the maniac kangaroo!!!" (whispering off-stage with his normal voice /you make it up) "Are you sure Coco, Crash or Tawna aren't going to be here???"
Coco: "What, you got a problem with bandicoots or something???" Wario: "No, just with humiliation and girls fighting over me that's all."
Tawna: "Do you want me to choke you or something??"
Wario: "With those breasts of yours, nooooooo problem at all!!!"
All but Wario: -_-
Wario: ^____^
TV Coco: "Hey Wario, it's me your baby!!! As soon as we get the chance, we're gona get it on!!!!!!" (starts stripping)
Wario: ...
Tawna: "I knew you liked him but this is a whole difrent side of you!"
Coco: "Well.. if you love someone you do what ever it takes."
Wario: .....
Ripper: "Wow, if forgotten how cute you are!! Right Wario, Wario???"
Wario: (fainted)
Coco: "I think that he saw a little to much." ^__^
Ripper: "That's what having Austin Powers DNA inside you."
Coco: "How'd you find out???"
Ripper: "He told me yesterday."
Tawna: "Whatever!!! Come on, let's start the dates!!"
They leave, with Coco dragging Wario out by the tail.
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That was chapter 1, more to come! Please read and review, and.. if you can geuss the 5th wheel you get a reward!!!!! From a golden jiggy to Zim's back pod!
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5th wheel: N. Sanity Island Special
On today's show, it's bandicoots and kangaroos all around!! Tawna is having trouble choosing the right mate for the job, and Coco just loves the color blue!! But that could all change when the shirtless 5th wheel shows his red mohawk to the blond babes.
The show starts in the 5th wheel bus. Coco, Tawna, Ripper and Wario (another blue kangaroo) are seated together watching the TV in the back. If you've seen 5th wheel, you'll know what I mean.
TV Tawna: "I'm desperate for some love cuz my man is always to busy for me. I'm suffering of the Mini-me syndrome." (takes of her top and shows her "OH MY GOD"s!) "So you guys want this or what?"
Ripper: "WOW!! So. you really wouth show your um. secret weapon so soon??"
Wario: "You have no self-control do you."
Tawna: "I didn't know you guys woth be here!!"
All but Tawna: "yeay, right!!"
TV Ripper: "Um, hi. I'm here because I never had much success with women. Um. I have a mansion with 500 rooms!!!!"
Coco: "You are crazy!!!"
Tawna: "There's the understatement of the century!!"
Ripper: "I was nervous!!!!! I couldn't help myself!!!!!"
Wario: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ripper: "OK. let's watch your video next."
Wario: "What, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
TV Wario: (in a Johnny Bravo like voice) " Hey baby, it's me your knight in blue-furred armor!!!! You know what you want, and that's ME, the maniac kangaroo!!!" (whispering off-stage with his normal voice /you make it up) "Are you sure Coco, Crash or Tawna aren't going to be here???"
Coco: "What, you got a problem with bandicoots or something???" Wario: "No, just with humiliation and girls fighting over me that's all."
Tawna: "Do you want me to choke you or something??"
Wario: "With those breasts of yours, nooooooo problem at all!!!"
All but Wario: -_-
Wario: ^____^
TV Coco: "Hey Wario, it's me your baby!!! As soon as we get the chance, we're gona get it on!!!!!!" (starts stripping)
Wario: ...
Tawna: "I knew you liked him but this is a whole difrent side of you!"
Coco: "Well.. if you love someone you do what ever it takes."
Wario: .....
Ripper: "Wow, if forgotten how cute you are!! Right Wario, Wario???"
Wario: (fainted)
Coco: "I think that he saw a little to much." ^__^
Ripper: "That's what having Austin Powers DNA inside you."
Coco: "How'd you find out???"
Ripper: "He told me yesterday."
Tawna: "Whatever!!! Come on, let's start the dates!!"
They leave, with Coco dragging Wario out by the tail.
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That was chapter 1, more to come! Please read and review, and.. if you can geuss the 5th wheel you get a reward!!!!! From a golden jiggy to Zim's back pod!
