A/N: This is a request from bballgirl22. She wanted a KendallxKatie bonding kind of one-shot and this is the first thing that I could think of. It came in my head after watching the Ustream. Although Kendall does say his eyes are green and yellow, but I see them as green so here you are. :) I hope you guys like it.
Green
Green is awesome.
And it's my favorite color.
Why am I telling this you ask, well, if you would just stop wondering for a few seconds I would tell you. I mean, time is money, and right now I could be making more money off of the chumps in this town (LA), but I'm choosing to tell you why Green is my favorite color.
If you really put your mind to it everything that's cool is also green: Money, shoes, books, hooks, toys, wallets, spinach, peppers, shepherds, toilets, lava lamps, trains, planes, mystery meat on Tuesdays (at least that was what was served back at school in Minnesota), grass, money, moss, bugs, rugs, nuts, comfy cots, and money.
Did I mention money?
For instance.
Green is an unusual color.
Green is almost always enjoyable to look at, through, with, on, or into at any time or place, except when you see green on yourself. You see green on your plate, assuming you have spinach or some nutrition-enriched vegetable, you unhealthy McDonald's-consuming-pig, you.
You see green in your wallet, and it makes you smile. Two seconds later, you frown to see that the green that was previously in your wallet has magically evaporated after playing a game of Texas Hold 'Em. (Most likely I took it from you.)
You see green through night vision goggles and mess with Bitters, and go running away through the Palm Woods thinking "Owned!"
Green is also a very balancing color. It can mix with any color or be used as a shade or tint to create a tranquil equilibrium of color scheme. And when you ever run out of blue paint, use green in lieu of it—they both have the same calming, tranquil attributes.
But do you really want to know why I love the color green?
It's because that's what my big brother, Kendall's, eye color is.
And I love my big brother.
(Don't tell him I said that, even if anyone asked me right to my face, I'd deny it.)
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