In Honor of the new Harry Potter book here are some Harry Potter titles that will (most likely) never be released.

Disclaimer: I no own Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer

Harry Potter Redecorates the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter is a Prisoner in Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Whiskey

Harry Potter goes to Pheonix

Harry Potter and His Missing Pills

Harry Potter Goes Nuts

Harry Potter's in the loney bin

Harry Potter and Hormones

Harry Potter and the Mystic Bag Of Cheetos

Harry Potter Accepts Voldemort: A Book of Friendship

The Chosen One: How to Save the Wizarding World and Not Die

Harry Potter and the Not So Urgent Phone Call

Harry Potter: The Musical!

Why I Turned to the Dark Side: an Autobiography by Harry Potter

Harry Potter and Malfoy get Married

Harry Potter and Chocolate Sauce

Harry Potter and Viagra Bum

Harry Potter sees Hermione Naked

This was just for fun. My brothers friend chris would like to claim credit for the title of Harry Potter and the Viagra Bum. I thought of all the others. Tell me what you thought. If I think of any more I'll post em.

P.S. thanks to Sordid for reviewing and Espesially moonservant for reviewing and telling me that this wasn't in list form the first time i posted it. it had been originally but something changed when i uploaded it.