I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS OR RIGHT. NOR DO I OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOU AND I THAT IS PROPERTY OF INGRID MICHEALSON….I just borrowed them lol.
"This is so stupid!" shouted Ron getting ready to throw his guitar across the common room.
"Really Ronald! Do you want to win or not?" asked Hermione exasperated.
"Whoever suggested to Dumbledore a talent show to win house points needs to be strung up to the Womping Willow by their…"
"RONALD!" snapped Hermione effectively cutting him off. "Let's just take it from the top."
TWO WEEKS LATER: The House Cup Talent Show
Ron and Hermione were on the Great Hall platform that held the teacher's table and was now being used for a stage. They were seated upon two stools in front of the entire school.
"I now introduce, from Gryfindor house Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger," announced Dumbledore from his seat at the teacher's table.
Hermione started to lightly stroke her ukulele while Ron gently plucked his guitar.
Hermione began to sing, "Don't you worry there my Honey we might not have any money but we got our love to pay the bills."
"I knew it!" someone who sounded a lot like Harry shouted from the crowd.
"Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you if you know what I mean." She continued to sing through her death glare.
"Get a Room!" Malfoy shouted.
"Oh, let's get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants from way up there. You and I. You and I." she sang finishing the chorus.
"Well you might be a bit confused," Sang Ron joining in.
"And you might be a bit confused," Hermione sang.
"But baby how we spoon like no one else." Continued singing Ron
"We didn't need to know that!" shouted Ginny from the crowd.
"So I will help you read those books if you will soothe my worried looks."
"And we will put the lonesome on the shelf," they finished together. "Oh let's get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants from way up there. You and I. You and I."
Everyone at the Gryfindor table started to bang their fist on the table to the rhythm and sing along to Ron and Hermione's song.
"Oh, let's get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants from way up there. You and I. You and I." they all finished singing together.
The Great Hall erupted into clapping and shouts from the students, and a few bouts of gagging from Snape and Malfoy….Oh and they won. Yay!
