A longtime ago, in a time before the Lord's son, there was evil throughout the world. It came out into little spurts—seven to be exact. They were known as the Seven Deadly Sins. They were actually humanoid spiritual beings that carried the characteristics. Overtime things changed, especially after the Crucifixion. Some of the power of the Sins died out.
But before all of the sins died out, the Lord decided that they need new ones before they all died out, so He decide to name them The Seven Deadly Slackers, because almost nothing is more sinful than a slacker, so some people were actually good matches to be chosen. Once they were created, He brought them down to earth and all of the sins died out, thus retaining most of the evil there was. For the next two millennia, the seven deadly slackers' characteristics changed overtime. They had Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy, and many others. That Disney Company just happened to "borrow" ancient scrolls from one of the Slacker generations and used them on that stupid movie.
But for some reason the Lord's son up above disagreed with his father and decided to change the names because now the people think the names are a big joke. Would a person really want to think their heroes are a bunch of singing and dancing dwarves? So now, he had put new names for it: Arrogance, Laziness, Lax, Paranoia, Somber, Scariest, and Smartness—names like those would fit well in today's society. But it was that he decided on these names for the modern-day slackers because of the lack of potential and labor he observed as he looked down from Heaven every so often.
When the Lord's son looked down he saw two young children that they are a blue jay and a raccoon raking in the yard. He decided they are perfect for being two of the seven deadly slackers. So he secretly put their names on the list and gave the slacking off powers to them, but the animal children couldn't see or feel the power.
The little blue jay became Lax and the small raccoon was Arrogance.
Sometime later the Lord's son kept on looking for who should be Laziness. It was tough but then he found a little blonde girl, who's asleep rather than doing her homework. So he decided that she was perfect and worthy enough to be put on the list and given her the power of Laziness. Now all he need is Smartest, Paranoia, Scariest, and Somber.
When he was looking for Scariest, the Lord's son saw a young girl who looked gothic—she was scaring a little boy so he listed her name and gave her the power.
Months later, he needed Paranoia, Childish, and Smartness. It was hard, but he didn't give up. The Lord's son somehow knew he had to reach elsewhere to get Paranoia. So he went to a different universe that his father created to get Paranoia. The Lord's son then saw a young teenage human girl at an old house who is mopping the floor like crazy but doing it lazily, so he put her as Paranoia. He knew that those two girls will arrive in the correct universe when the time came.
He then went back to the original universe to get Smartness and Somber. He saw a young wolf/ husky hybrid look gloomy and lazily washing dishes and put her as the Lord's son found a young cat boy. He saw the boy making a plan how to finish his work faster by writing on a piece of paper. Jesus was very impressed so he put him as Smartness.
When all of the Slackers were chosen, the Lord's son told Him the news and he was proud of him. Then he asks Him if they should the children they are now the Seven Deadly Slackers. The Lord's reply was, "Not yet my Son. We'll tell them at the right time, since they are not of age to understand these kinds of things."
Overtime, the people He had chosen had grown up and slacked off some things. Yet they still didn't know they were The Seven Deadly Slackers; they all went on with their seemingly normal lives.
Everything was going great until one day, the Lord saw in his crystal ball of what going to happen in the future. It's like all hope is gone, until his son tells him that the only way the world would be safe is if they tell the chosen ones (Seven Deadly Slackers) their true identities and give them their powers to save the world. It does sound kind of risky, but it was the only way to save all mankind, and only the seven deadly slackers can save them.
So with that plan the Lord and the other gods and angels decided to disguise his son as a man and send them down to Earth to help the Slackers. While they send him down, he carries letters saying "You are one of the seven deadly slackers" and their Slacker names addressed on the envelopes.
The fate of the Earth is in the Seven Deadly Slackers' hands. Either they save earth, or all of the innocent people will die. And is how the Seven Deadly Slackers were born.
That the end of this chapter, I'll make the new one soon, bye!
P.S I know this is kind of boring but, I just thought this will give enough information about how they were created and stuff.
