Prologue
In a time before this, many romances were blooming. After Episode 2 of Mango Barbie's Y.A.M.T.S. (which was taken off of FF.N because all you people are stupid and can't take a lil swearing...*evil glare*) Zelda, Princess of Hyrule married Ganondorf, ruler of the some random desert place that I don't feel like writing the name of (Gerudo) When she found out Roy and Marth (from SSBM) were single, she tried to find them. But she was too late. She found them, but the Japanese duo rejected her, because they were already married. Despite Zelda's trust of the duo, she didn't believe them until they showed her their unofficial marriage licenses. Beaten by her childhood lover, Zelda retreated to her loving husband, Ganondork...er dorf. Thus we enter to see our hero dressed in black getting ready for a raid.
Author's note: Marth and Roy are not married to each other, despite popular belief, they are both married to Link.
Episode 1: The Raid
Navi: Link, are you sure you can do this?
Link: Darn right I can!
Navi: **sigh** Yesh mashter.
Link: Okay, nopw slip into your ninja suit.
Navi: **sigh** Yesh mashter.
**Link and Navi are seen climbing up the side of Ganondorf's house**
Navi: AHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO
Link: SHHHH!!
Navi: I'm sorry! I can't help that I'm allergic to stupid people!
Link: **ignores comment**
**Link and Navi climb down the chimney**
Link: Oh yeah baby! How do you like them ninja skills?!?
Navi: **on repeat** Yesh Mashter.
**the floor creaks**
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Link: What the heck is your problem? You made me pee my pants!!
Navi: **notices wet spot on the floor** What pants? You wear a skirt! You're GAY!
Link: Oh shut-up you sexist homophobe!
Navi: Yesh mashter
Link: What is this? We have found it! Ganondorf's time machine!!
Navi: Are you fo rizzle?
The next day...my nizzle
Link: Hey Marth!
Marth: Hey Roy!
Roy: My lovers!
Link: Look what I found guys! **holds up time machine**
Marth: What can we do with that?
Roy: I know!!
Link and Marth: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees??
Roy: We should go to the future and visit all the gay clubs!!
Marth: ....
Link: ....
Marth and Link: GREAT IDEA!!!!
All: ^_^
**The go through time, thinking it was preset to the future, which it wasn't.**
Link: Where are we?
Roy: **with optimism** THE FUTURE!!!!
Marth: **pointing** Is that a horse-drawn carriage?!?!
Link: Uh oh...who checked the date the time machine was set to??
All: **silence**
Link: Great...that means we must be in the past...
**In the distance**
????: But Princess! Doesn't the hero always receive a kiss from the fair maiden??
Princess: slaps him How dare you say that to me! A princess! You should be killed if you weren't protecting the triforce!
????: But Princess!! **is slapped again**Owww...
**Back to Link**
Link: Let's go check it out!!
Marth: Whatever.
Roy: Right-o!
**They come around the corner and see the people they assume to have overheard**
Link: Hey pointy-eared freak, what's with the skirt?
????: Who the *bleep* are you?? And what the *bleep* is up with YOUR skirt?? You trend stealer!!
Link: Excuse me you imposter! I am Link! Ruler of Hyrule!! **whispers to Roy**I've always wanted to say that!!
Princess: Excuse me?!? I am Princess of Hrule, so I don't know who the
you think you are.
Link: Alright , alright, I am DEFENDER of Hyrule!
????: **it dawns on him** HEY YOU NAME STEALER!!! MY NAME IS LINK!!! AND YOU STOLE MY TITLE!! I AM DEFNDER OF THE TRIFORCE!! throws pillow at Link*
Link: Oh you want to start something punk??
**Link and ???? are in a major battle with pillows and fists.**
Navi: What time is this?
Princess: 1989, why do you ask little one?
Navi: First of all, just because I'm a fairy doesn't give you the right to call me little on, and second, we are from the year 2000, so you better recognize! **does the snap in front of face thing**
Marth: Should we stop this?
Roy: Nope...I bet you fifty dollars, my honey bun Link will win!
Marth: I bet so too, but you're on!
Roy: Oh by the way....
END!!
In a time before this, many romances were blooming. After Episode 2 of Mango Barbie's Y.A.M.T.S. (which was taken off of FF.N because all you people are stupid and can't take a lil swearing...*evil glare*) Zelda, Princess of Hyrule married Ganondorf, ruler of the some random desert place that I don't feel like writing the name of (Gerudo) When she found out Roy and Marth (from SSBM) were single, she tried to find them. But she was too late. She found them, but the Japanese duo rejected her, because they were already married. Despite Zelda's trust of the duo, she didn't believe them until they showed her their unofficial marriage licenses. Beaten by her childhood lover, Zelda retreated to her loving husband, Ganondork...er dorf. Thus we enter to see our hero dressed in black getting ready for a raid.
Author's note: Marth and Roy are not married to each other, despite popular belief, they are both married to Link.
Episode 1: The Raid
Navi: Link, are you sure you can do this?
Link: Darn right I can!
Navi: **sigh** Yesh mashter.
Link: Okay, nopw slip into your ninja suit.
Navi: **sigh** Yesh mashter.
**Link and Navi are seen climbing up the side of Ganondorf's house**
Navi: AHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO
Link: SHHHH!!
Navi: I'm sorry! I can't help that I'm allergic to stupid people!
Link: **ignores comment**
**Link and Navi climb down the chimney**
Link: Oh yeah baby! How do you like them ninja skills?!?
Navi: **on repeat** Yesh Mashter.
**the floor creaks**
Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Link: What the heck is your problem? You made me pee my pants!!
Navi: **notices wet spot on the floor** What pants? You wear a skirt! You're GAY!
Link: Oh shut-up you sexist homophobe!
Navi: Yesh mashter
Link: What is this? We have found it! Ganondorf's time machine!!
Navi: Are you fo rizzle?
The next day...my nizzle
Link: Hey Marth!
Marth: Hey Roy!
Roy: My lovers!
Link: Look what I found guys! **holds up time machine**
Marth: What can we do with that?
Roy: I know!!
Link and Marth: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees??
Roy: We should go to the future and visit all the gay clubs!!
Marth: ....
Link: ....
Marth and Link: GREAT IDEA!!!!
All: ^_^
**The go through time, thinking it was preset to the future, which it wasn't.**
Link: Where are we?
Roy: **with optimism** THE FUTURE!!!!
Marth: **pointing** Is that a horse-drawn carriage?!?!
Link: Uh oh...who checked the date the time machine was set to??
All: **silence**
Link: Great...that means we must be in the past...
**In the distance**
????: But Princess! Doesn't the hero always receive a kiss from the fair maiden??
Princess: slaps him How dare you say that to me! A princess! You should be killed if you weren't protecting the triforce!
????: But Princess!! **is slapped again**Owww...
**Back to Link**
Link: Let's go check it out!!
Marth: Whatever.
Roy: Right-o!
**They come around the corner and see the people they assume to have overheard**
Link: Hey pointy-eared freak, what's with the skirt?
????: Who the *bleep* are you?? And what the *bleep* is up with YOUR skirt?? You trend stealer!!
Link: Excuse me you imposter! I am Link! Ruler of Hyrule!! **whispers to Roy**I've always wanted to say that!!
Princess: Excuse me?!? I am Princess of Hrule, so I don't know who the
you think you are.
Link: Alright , alright, I am DEFENDER of Hyrule!
????: **it dawns on him** HEY YOU NAME STEALER!!! MY NAME IS LINK!!! AND YOU STOLE MY TITLE!! I AM DEFNDER OF THE TRIFORCE!! throws pillow at Link*
Link: Oh you want to start something punk??
**Link and ???? are in a major battle with pillows and fists.**
Navi: What time is this?
Princess: 1989, why do you ask little one?
Navi: First of all, just because I'm a fairy doesn't give you the right to call me little on, and second, we are from the year 2000, so you better recognize! **does the snap in front of face thing**
Marth: Should we stop this?
Roy: Nope...I bet you fifty dollars, my honey bun Link will win!
Marth: I bet so too, but you're on!
Roy: Oh by the way....
END!!
