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10 Ways To Annoy Damon:
Steal his leather jacket
Stab him with some wooden pencils
Say everyone thinks he is gay
Boost about being Team Stefan
Tell him that he is not a bad boy, he is geeky
Yell 'Murderer' every time you see him in public
Act like your trying to compel him just to annoy him
Shout at him to 'Eat wood!' or 'Bite me!' when he gets on peoples nerves
Steal his ring and dance outside with it in the sun when he is watching
Throw vervain at him and scream 'Burn baby, burn!'
10 Ways To Annoy Stephan:
Ask why Elena is kissing Damon…
Whenever he feeds from a rabbit, cry and yell 'Not the bunnies!'
Ask him why he doesn't dress like normal people
Tell him Elena is back with Matt
Boost about being Team Damon
Give him an essay on why everyone loves Damon more than him… including Elena
Call him Steven instead of Stefan
Say 'You're so pale, you should go outside more!' to him
Give him a yappy dog and say it reminds you off him
Tell him he is a 'goodie two shoes!'
10 Ways To Annoy Elena:
Call her Katherine every time you see her
Ask her why she is soooooo whiny
Tell her Stefan has turned evil
Ask her why she tries to look like Barbie
Complain how Stefan has such an ugly face
Go on and on about how Damon is so unbelievably hot and fit
Say Stephan thinks he is to good for her
Knock her unconscious and blame it on Damon
Tell her that Bonnie thinks she is a stuck up bitch
Tell her that she should really wake up from her fantasy life, because VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST!
10 Ways To Annoy Bonnie:
Ask her why she looks and acts soooooo babyish
Say she join Hogwarts with Harry Potter
Dress up as a witch on Halloween and say 'I'm Bonnie!'
Whisper to her 'I know you used a spell to get rid of your warts!'
Tell her that Damon only pretended to like her as a joke
Throw water at her and claim 'Well, it worked in the Wizard Of Oz.'
Tie her to a pole and say 'Burn witch!'
Show her some magic tricks you learnt and boost how much better you are than her
Set something on fire and blame it on Bonnie by saying 'I see that someone's angry…'
Tell her that Elena feels sorry for her and that's why she's friends with her, not because she likes her
10 Ways To Annoy Katherine:
Insist that Elena is so much better and prettier than her
Tell her that Stefan wants to see her when he doesn't
Say 'Hi Elena' whenever you see her
Call her 'Cat' as a nickname and meow when you see her
Tell her that Elena is dead then when she appears say 'Ohmigod! She has come back from the dead!'
Ask her how old she is then tell her that she is an old woman
Dye her hair grey and claim 'Fate has caught up on you…'
Tell her she could be a supermodel then gasp and say 'Sorry… I thought you were Elena!'
Moan that she always copies Elena and needs to get her own style because its sad
Tell her to grow some balls. Then kick her in the crouch and scream 'I thought you were a guy!'
10 Ways To Annoy Matt:
Say 'Why does your mum always made-out, with people half your age?'
Tell him that Stefan's hair-cut is more original
Tell him that Caroline is plotting to turn him into a vampire
Say to him that Stefan is raping Elena
Paint flowers and rainbows on his car
Say its his fault that Vicky died
Kiss him then say it was like kissing a dead fish
Tell him that his mum wanted to put him up for adoption
Call the police and say you found Vicky's dead body in his room
Stick pictures of Elena everywhere in his room then show Elena and say 'He has been stalking you all his life!'
10 Ways To Annoy Caroline:
Tell her that she was Matt's rebound girl
Say to her that Damon wants to get back together with her
Tell her Bonnie cast a spell on her to make her look ugly to everyone
Tell her that Matt's mum is trying to make everyone call her a slut
Break all the heals off her shoes so she can't walk on them
Steal everything from her wardrobe apart from the nice stuff and say 'It's not like you needed it.'
Give her a tattoo that says 'Rebound girl.'
Ask her if she knew that Elena stole her Barbie dolls when she was younger…
Tell her that Damon thinks he is too sexy for her and she should die alone
Complain that she looks like a toddler dressed up in her mums clothes
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