"Who's gonna get her?"

Sasuke and Naruto—who had just came from their last class—we're walking just outside of the school on their way home having a casual conversation.

"Hey dobe, how'd you do on the Math test?" Sasuke asked looking at the sky with his hands in his pockets. Naruto sighed heavily.

"Failed it…you?" Sasuke scoffed.

"An A plus." Naruto turned his face away from his best friend not wanting to see his face.

"You suck! Why the heck do you always get good grades?" He exclaimed.

"Why do always fail?" Sasuke retorted. Naruto froze. Now they were currently at the football field. The cheerleaders always had practice after school there.

"Dang it, Sasuke! Why don't you just-" Naruto abruptly stopped talking. Sasuke noticed and turned around.

"Oi, dobe!" He saw Naruto staring dreamily at the field. Sasuke walked over to him and rested his elbow on his shoulder. "What are you looking at?" He looked in the same direction as Naruto. Oh, now he knew…

"It's Sakura…" Naruto stated blissfully.

"She sure is looking pretty today." Sasuke said staring at her in her cheerleader outfit.

"Yeah, and I heard she got the highest score in the Math test." They were both thinking the same thing.

'Pretty…smart…I know!'

"I'll ask her out!" Their eyes widened. Did they both just say that at the same time? They turned slowly to each other.

"So you wanna ask Sakura out too, Sasuke?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Uh-huh." Sasuke nodded. They forced a smile.

"G-Good luck…Sasuke"

"You t-too…Naruto." Finally, they both turned away in the opposite directions…………NOT! They ran back to each other.

"You can't ask her out! I liked her first!" Naruto yelled.

"Like I care! She actually LIKES me! Plus, I'm totally hot so there's no way she'd turn me down!" Sasuke said sticking up his nose.

"Oh, you are so going down, Uchiha!"

"Bring it, Uzumaki!" The two of them started punching and kicking right on the football field.

"Hey Sakura, isn't that Sasuke and Naruto?" Ino asked. Sakura wasn't paying attention as she was staring at the football team's quarterback. "Sakura." Ino poked her shoulder. No response. "SAKURA!"

"What? WHAT?" Sakura said snapping out of it.

"Ugh, I said, Isn't that Sasuke and Naruto over there?" Ino said pointing in there direction. "Hm, It looks like they're fighting. Why don't you go stop them?"

"But Ino I'm wai-"

"Just go!" Ino pushed her gently. Sakura reluctantly walked over to them. She sighed. They really were fighting.

"Sasuke? Naruto?" She tried talking to them, but they just shouted.

"NOT NOW!" Sakura huffed.

"Fine! Let's go Lee." They immediately stopped fighting.

"LEE?" Sakura latched herself onto his arm as he took of his football helmet. Lee flashed them a grin.

"I will see you two later!" He said as he walked off with Sakura. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other incredulously. They both twitched a smile then fell back to the ground exhausted from their useless effort.

"You wanna just go home?" Asked Naruto. Sasuke slowly nodded.

"Uh-Huh."

Jill: And in the end, it was Rock Lee! Ugh this story was so random. I wrote this when I was like 10 years old in comic form. I couldn't just leave it in its tragic state. I tried to redraw it but I didn't have enough motivation to do it. I thought writing it would be easier anyway. I like Sasuke and Naruto as best friends and lovers! Either way I just plain love 'em! R&R