Ch. 1
The Big News
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
It was a calm peaceful day in Konoha. Nothing really big going on. You couldn't hear anything but birds chirping outside and the wind blowing peacefully. Naruto was in his room playing his PS2. He was really bored, though. He had already beaten the game five times and was trying to beat it a sixth time. But then, the controller slipped out of his hands and onto the floor. Naruto slumped over his bedside and his eyes began to shut.
Yes he was bored all right. And he's not the only one. Everyone across Konoha was moaning, groaning, and complaining about how boring their lives are. Everyone was sick and tired of staying in the same place all the time. "I want to go out and do something fun," Naruto said. "But Konoha's just gotten so boring."
That was all about to change when Naruto started hearing footsteps walking up to his room. Then, the footsteps slowly approached his room. It was Kakashi sensei. And he had something in his hand.
Naruto slowly started to sit up. Kakashi walked over and said, "You might want to have a look at this."
So Naruto decided to have a look at this paper in Kakashi's hand. As he took the paper out of his sensei's hand, he slowly started to open it. He read every little detail there was on the paper. He could not believe what he was reading:
Dear Naruto,
You and the rest of the leaf village have been invited to go on a weeklong trip to Hawaii. It's about time you got up and did something fun for once. You'll get to go surfing, swim with dolphins, and meet some pretty Hawaiian hula girls. You do not want to miss out on this
Naruto looked up at Kakashi.
"A-a-are you s-serious?" he asked. "A-are we really going to Hawaii?"
Kakashi nodded. "Yes Naruto. Isn't this exciting!"
'WHOOOOO HOOOOO," Naruto shouted as he jumped up and down on his bed. "WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII! WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII!"
Naruto ran around the room excited. "I must tell everyone about this!"
So Naruto runs all around Konoha telling everyone about the big Hawaiian beach trip. Everyone seemed very excited about the news. Especially Hinata, who was looking forward to spending some alone time with her beau in a romanitc tropical paradise.
"Oh-oh Naruto, this will be so great!" she said. "I can just imagine us now, laying on the beach, just the two of us! It will be so...romantic!"
"Yeah," Naruto said. "That's what I'm really excited about. I really...Oh my god! I forgot to tell Chouji!"
So Naruto quickly runs off to tell Chouji about the big Hawaiian beach trip. He runs all over Konoha looking for him but he is nowhere to be seen.
"Chouji, Chouji! Where are you?" Naruto called out. He then ran over to Chouji's house once again and found that he was in the bathroom. Naruto knew very well that he should respect peoples' privacy. But...he didn't really care this time.
Naruto burst the bathroom door open and Chouji screamed in horror. "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! NARUTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he yelled.
"Guess what Chouji!" Naruto shouted! "We're going to Hawaii for a whole week! Isn't that exciting?"
"Naruto!" Chouji said firmly. "Can't you let a man go to the bathroom in peace?"
"I'm sorry about that Chouji," Naruto said. "but didn't you hear? We're going to Hawaii!"
This time Chouji heard him. He dropped the newspaper he was reading and said, "W-w-w-we're going t-t-to H-h-h-awaii?"
"Mmmm hmmm!" Naruto said.
"You m-mean," Chouji stuttered. "h-h-hot Hawaiian hula girls...s-s-surfing b-b-beach w-w-waves...d-d-dolphins too?"
Naruto was so excited he almost couldn't hold it in.
"WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chouji shouted! "WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII BABY!"
Chouji ran out of the bathroom screaming and cheering and ranting. Luckily, he remembered to pull his pants up before he ran outside to tell everyone how excited he was. He was especially excited to hear how excited all his teamates were. Well...almost all of them.
"Oh this is so exciting!" Ino said. "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii!"
She ran to her room to get something and then came running back to Chouji. "I can't wait! I can finally wear this cute string bikini I bought at the Konoha shell shack last year."
"Oh yeah!" Chouji beamed delightfully. "Girls in bikinis!"
"I don't know about this," Shikamaru said with a drowsy look on his face. "I mean, I don't want to endure a 10 hour long flight to some little beach. That's just troublesome."
Chouji's jaw dropped. "But Shikamaru!" he said. "This isn't just any little beach! This is Hawaii! This is paradise!"
"Yeah Shika," said Ino. "How can you not be excited?"
Shikamaru sighed. "I don't know! Everything in life is so boring!"
"Don't worry," said Asuma, smoking a cigarette. "I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun. You all better get a good night sleep tonight because we're leaving tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow?" Chouji said. "We're leaving tomorrow?"
"Yeah!" Ino shouted excitedly.
"Waaa!" Shikamaru moaned painfully.
9 pm that night
Naruto was ready to hop into bed. "I have to get a good night sleep tonight. I'm gonna be in Hawaii...tomorrow!"
But Naruto could not fall asleep. He was too excited about the trip. And he was still laughing about Chouji's reaction when he came bursting into the bathroom. He was also laughing about how fat he was. Naruto has always teased Chouji for being fat. It made Chouji feel sad and angry, always shouting back "I'm big-boned!". That was until he found out that there was no such thing as being big-boned. Now there was nothing Chouji could say. He's just fat.
Meanwhile over in Chouji's room, he was thinking the same thing. "Why am I so fat?" he asked himself. "Why do I have to be a big fat loser? I bet when we arrive in Hawaii, a lot of strange people will be picking on me."
Chouji sighed deeply. "No one likes me. I'm a fat loser. I'm not even looking forward to seeing those hot Hawaiian hula girls. I mean, come on now. Who wants to go out with a fat man?"
Chouji slowly shut his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
-to be continued
