Once apon a time, Jimmy and Heloise where making out.
JIMMY: NO! JUST-NO! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU CONTROLL MY MIND! MAKE A SORY ABOUT THE OTHERCCHARACTERS OR SOMETHIG!
ME: But I can't think about a non-human JTS character for three minutes without wanting to gnaw my everything off. How am I supose to write a fan fiction about them?
*Jimmy whispers into my ear.*
ME: Okay. I think I can do that.

Beezy sipped smash at his drink and stood slim behind a hoagie. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel folk and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how awaited his liver got when he was nervous. Well, truth be told, Beezy knew very well why he was at the party: to see Saffy. Ah, Saffy. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her contributing kidney made Beezy's heart beat like when a deviant finally does your request. But tonight everyone was masked. Beezy peered prompt through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Saffy. There, he thought, the woman over by the spokesman, the varied one with the snake mask. It had to be Saffy. No one else could look so precise, even in a snake mask.
She began to walk Beezy's way and Beezy started to panic. What if she actually talked to Beezy? Saffy came right up to Beezy and Beezy thought that he was going to faint. "Hello," Saffy said staring. "What are you doing over here all alone?" "Oh, just looking at the cake," Beezy said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so suitable. Just then, an apparent voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight...seven ..." Beezy's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Saffy might ... "Happy New Year!" Saffy swept Beezy into her arms, bent him in the kitchen, and kissed Beezy rattling, slipping him the tongue and groping his spleen. Beezy could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out finest and pulled Saffy's mask off her face. It was Saffy! "I knew it was you," Beezy said and took his own mask off. "And it's ... you," Saffy said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch." Beezy watched her go. She would be right back, Beezy was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.