Title: Love is in the form of a child
A "TWO" shot story by LanzaDeChu
"If I had a Kunai and stabbed Sasuke then Everything will be in order...BUT IT'S NOT! So in turn I don't Own Sasuke-chan or Naruto-san" -Narusuke-Chan
Konohamaru was walking to Naruto's home when he heard chattering in the Ramen shop. His instincts told him to go in, which he did. Only to find his crush…needless to say she was too old for this little guy. Never the less he blushed upon seeing her face. Naruto was having a stomach attack, after training Naruto and Sakura would go to the ramen shop and talk of their progress. Sakura went ahead early and thus Naruto followed suit later. This is where he bumped in to Konohamaru.
"N-Naruto, are you going to kill me?"
"Why?"
"I…never mind…"
Naruto patted him on the back and entered the shop. He ordered loads of Ramen and sat across from Sakura. She greeted him and stole a bowl of Pork Ramen….
"Hey! Give it back!"
"Not this time your greedy fox"
"Darn…"
"I saw Konohamaru today…he seems weird don't ya think?"
"The little bugger is always weird. The last time I checked he was talking about how beautiful you are and how lucky I am to get close to you"
"What?"
"He wanted to get close to you because you're the only pink haired ninja…or something like with me Naruto…His Birthday is tomorrow…he heh"
Naruto was dragged by the arm out of the shop groaning about how unfinished Ramen will be thrown out. Sakura ignored him and soon after avoiding a crowd of people and a pack of dogs they where at Ino's home. Loud noises were heard and then a crash but soon after the door opened to Ino. She didn't have any pants on (But she had revealing underwear!) and a half ripped tank top. (NOTHING WAS REAVALED!)
"Hi Sakura, Hello Naruto…" What are you doing here?
"Hey Ino, What happened?" WHAT THE F#$K?
"I have a certain cat…" Shika tried to undress me…
"I see" You look like someone tried to rape you…did he?
"Well come in…You'll have to watch for the 'Cat' though" We like to play "games" watch out for "stains" Sakura!
Naruto and Sakura were ushered in needless to sat Naruto found her house rather smelly. When Naruto would complain about the smell she would smack his head. After what seemed like hours in the "Stained home" Ino came out looking like she'd always look apart from her messy-out-of-character-hair.
"What was it you needed to tell me Sakura?" I was in the middle of great sex!
After much talk both girls knew that Naruto was an important part in giving Konohamarou's Birthday present. The new version of the "Sexy no Jutsu" was not what they needed, which Sakura thought they needed. No it was simple. Get Konohamaru to a closet with Sakura… (IT'S NOT FOR PERVERTED REASONS!) Was it going to be easy? NO. Was it going to be humiliating? YES. Why? Because Kakashi will be watching his every moment from what Ino had heard from Shikamaru. (Or had "extracted" from Shikamaru)
"But why do I have to use it on Kakashi?"
"Naruto…you are the only one who knows the enhanced version of it…"
"I'm only going to do it because you made me do it…."
"Besides you don't to let him bed you…that would be disgusting…but funny…actually go and bed him"
"I never knew you were a pervert ninja Sakura…"
"Shut up and do it"
"What makes me think I won't bed you?"
"A soft kiss won't hurt but don't over do it!"
"What did you say?"
"I said shut up and kiss me!"
"As you wish…Cherry Blossom"
A/N: I love sex, sexy sexy sex. Good old hot sweaty sex...(sweat drop)
