Me: My first attempt at an humor fanfic. I just hope it's going to be good.
Evil Gingka: I think this is a bad idea.
Me: Why?
Evil Gingka: Because most of your fics are dark.
Me: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't try.
Hakaihime: Whatever. Can we just do the disclaimer, please?
Me: Ok. Who's doing it? Not it!
Hakaihime: Not it!
Evil Gingka: Not... Darn it! You two suck!
Me: Just do the disclaimer, dark boy.
Evil Gingka: *growls* DarkGingka14 does not own MFB in any way.
Me: All right let's get started
Chapter 1
Tetsuya: *is literally thrown out of my house* CRABBY, CRABBY, CRABBY, CRABBY!
*a crashing sound is heard*
Me: And stay out of my house! *slams door*
Evil Gingka: *in the living room, watching tv* Did you really have to throw him out like that?
Me: It was either that, or blow him to smithereens.
Evil Gingka: *shrugs as he really didn't care*
Hakaihime: *flies down from upstairs* I'm bored.
Me: How about we go torture Doji?
Evil Gingka: He's dead. Remember?
Me: Oh yeah.
Hakaihime: We could go fight the Legendary Bladers again.
Me: Called them. They're busy with something.
Evil Gingka: I think they finally accepted that I'm not going to destroy the world, even though I'm the God of Destruction.
Hakaihime: Well, it's my father's fault.
Me: Forgive me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't your father controlled by a bunch of greedy humans who wanted to 'rewrite history'?
Hakaihime: Ugh, don't remind me.
Evil Gingka: *chuckles* I still remember the scolding he got from your mother the day after I took Nemesis's throne.
Me: Oh yeah. That was funny.
*flashback: 5 years ago at the realm of Nemesis in the bey beast dimension*
Kurohime: *a woman who looks like an older version of Hakaihime, but with black streaks in her hair, wearing a dark purple kimono that ends at her ankles* You imbecile! How could you fall under the control of a bunch of greedy humans and tried to destroy the world?!
Nemesis: *in human form, which is a man with long, black spiky hair, wearing a black shirt, pants, combat boots, and a cape that has dark purple flames at the bottom* It's not my fault those humans revived me and I had to serve them!
Kurohime: I thought you were a god. A god doesn't serve humans.
Nemesis: Well, I'm not the God of Destruction anymore. He is. *points at Evil Gingka, who is standing between me and Hakaihime*
Kurohime: *looks at Evil Gingka and smiles gently* So, you're the one who my daughter is going to marry in the future. I hope you take care of her, boy.
Hakaihime: *blushes along with Evil Gingka* MOM!
Nemesis: Honey, stop teasing the boy. They're not old enough to be married, yet.
Hakaihime: DAD!
Me: *laughs so hard that my sides hurt*
Nemesis: Speaking of which, Gingka, can I speak with you for a moment? *Pulls Evil Gingka away from us at a short distance and whispers in his ear* Listen, Hakaihime is a lot like her mother, so if you upset her, prepare for a world of trouble.
Kurohime: *is right behind Nemesis* Like the one you're in now?
Nemesis: *turns his head slowly in fear* Oh, honey, I didn't know you were back there. *yelps as Kurohime grabs him by the ear and drags him away*
Kurohime: You and I are going to have a long talk, mister.
Nemesis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evil Gingka/Hakaihime: *sweatdrops as I roll on the floor laughing*
*end flashback*
Me: *laughs at the memory*
Evil Gingka: That part was not funny!
Me: Yes it was! Your faces was so red!
Hakaihime: Enough! What are we going to do to keep ourselves amused?
Me: Well, we could go into another dimension.
Evil Gingka: Which dimension?
Me: The one where you're a good guy.
Evil Gingka: What?
Me: Well, basically, he's your original counterpart.
Hakaihime: Wow. Sounds cool.
Evil Gingka: He's not an idiot, is he?
Me: *raises fingers to snap* You'll just have to see for yourself. Now, come on let's get moving! *snaps fingers and a portal to the other dimension appears* See ya there! *hops in the portal*
Evil Gingka: *sighs* Come on, Hakaihime. *hops in the portal with Hakaihime as it closes*
*In another world, a vortex appeared in the sky and three people were falling out of it*
Evil Gingka: Yami, how come we're falling out of the sky?!
Me: I don't know! I don't control where the portal opens!
Evil Gingka: But you opened it!
Me: That doesn't mean I control where the portal opens in the other world!
Evil Gingka: Well, do something!
Me: *snaps fingers and we're on the ground safely*
Hakaihime: I do not want to do that again.
Me: What are you talking about? You can fly, remember?
Hakaihime: Not when I'm suddenly falling out of the sky!
Me: That...makes no sense.
Hakaihime: *facefaults*
Me: Alright, let's get moving.
Evil Gingka: Are we going to find the original me?
Me: No. We're gonna eat first.
Evil Gingka: *facepalms* Why is it food before everything with you?
Me: Hey, traveling through dimensions makes me hungry. If you got a problem with that, *takes out bazooka* then you can take it up with my not so little friend.
Evil Gingka: Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
Hakaihime: Plus I am a little hungry, so food doesn't sound so bad.
Me: And we might find your counterpart wherever we're going to eat.
Evil Gingka: Ugh, fine.
Me: All right. let's go. *teleports away with Evil Gingka and Hakaihime*
Chapter end
Me: What do you think? Is it good or bad?
Evil Gingka: I bet they'll say it's bad.
Hakaihime: *hits Evil Gingka in the shoulder* Shut up. Why are you such a pessimist?
Evil Gingka: I don't know. Ask him.
Me: Blame my imagination.
Evil Gingka: Anyway, if anyone of you authors want to join, along with your OCs, feel free to do so. But you're going to have to feel out a form of description in order for us to accept.
Hakaihime: And if you have any occasional torture ideas for Doji and some other villains you hate with all of your heart, feel free to send those as well. But we have some ideas as well.
Me: And sorry if that this chapter doesn't have any insanity. But don't worry, I assure you that the next chapter will have insanity. All right, I'm done talking. Review!
Evil Gingka/Hakaihime: Later.
