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Chapter 1: Important Looking Intro
"FREDRICK WEASELY! YOU PIECE OF ----!"
"ANGELINA JOHNSON! DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR!"
Fred Weasely smirked as he sat in the common reading a book. At least, that's what he appeared to be doing. In reality he was actually listening to Angelina curse his name in the girls dormitory.
Of course, he had no idea why she would be doing that.
SLAM! "FREDRICK ALLAN WEASELY, YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME!" Angelina stormed down the stairs of the girls dormitory. She reached the bottom of the stairs, and students rushed to get out of her way. Damn, she was sexy when she was angry.
Actually, Fred thought she was sexy most of the time. Not that he would ever admit that to her. In all actuality, Fred Weasely had a crush on Angelina Johnson. A very large crush, one that was almost borderline obsession. Of course, he'd never admit that to her either.
Fred looked up from his book in mock surprise. "What are you talking about, Angel?"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, YOU JERK.!" She pointed at her hair, which was currently silver with green strips. "YOU DID THIS!"
Fred gasped at her hair. "Wood is going to be very put out, 'Lina. I mean, Slytherin colors? We have a game tomorrow, you know."
"I BLOODY WELL KNOW, FRED WEASELY. I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU DID THIS!"
"Never! I'm ashamed that you think I would do that." Fred looked taken aback. He had decided on playing the "I'm innocent" card this time.
"SWIPE THAT INNOCENT LOOK OFF YOU FACE, BEFORE I DO IT FOR YOU." Her voice dropped dangerously low as she pulled out her wand and pointed it at Fred. "You will rue the day you messed with me, Fred Weasely. I will get revenge. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I will get it. You've been forewarned." She pointed her wand at her hair, returning it to normal. "Next time," She growled, pulling Fred toward her face, "don't use a spell that I taught you. Idiot." With that she stomped back upstairs, pulling Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet with her.
George plopped down next to his brother after watching the fight. "Christmas breaks in a few days." George looked at Fred. "You know the girls are coming to stay with us."
Fred smiled. "Yeah, I know. I also know that Angelina tells Katie and Alicia everything. And we all know how Katie is with secrets."
"Come on, Kates! Please?" Fred sped up to match Katie's speed as they walked toward Potions.
"No! Fred, you were mean to her. I promised I wouldn't say a word." Katie flipped her blonde hair over her shoulder, and sped up even more.
"But Katie! I need to know what she's going to do. You know, to prepare the family and everything."
"No."
Fred sighed. "Fine, then I guess I won't tell you what Lee told me about you. . ." He trailed off.
Katie stopped abruptly. "Lee said something about me?"
"Yeah, but I guess it isn't important."
"Fine, I'll tell you what she's planning. But she didn't tell me much. Had something to do with a bucket. Whatever she meant by that. Now what did Lee say?"
Fred frowned. A bucket? Hmm, what would she do with a bucket. Of course! Oldest trick in the book really. At least he had gotten his Apparition license the weekend before.
"Fred! What did he say?"
"Oh, right. Something about wanting your hot body." Katie blushed and practically sprinted to Potions.
A bucket. A bucket over the door, so it would spill all over him. Stupid in its simplicity, really. Well, he would be ready.
Ok, I know, not the longest or most interesting chapter. Ground work...ground work. I promise it gets really funny and really interesting. Please review! Please review!
