The title to this drabble was inspired by the thought of Lucius asking Narcissa for a high five. "Yes! Narcissa, high five!" Some Lucius/Remus undertones.
Lucius groaned as he entered the manor and hung his cloak on the coat rack by the door. "What a day," he muttered, shuffling into the kitchen to look through the post.
"Hmmm?" There seemed to be a letter bearing the Hogwarts crest resting atop the large pile. Warily, he opened the letter and began to read.
"Mr. L. Malfoy,
It has recently come to my attention that your son, Draco, has been acting out in class. His grades are steadily dropping, and his attitude worsens with every passing day. I must insist that you attend a conference in my office.
- Professor R. J. Lupin."
Lucius stared blankly at the letter for a few moments, then looked around to make sure he was alone. "...YESSS!!!!"
