Chapter 1 Taylor Swift meets Warriors
taylor swift wake up to a mysterious iceland. SHe gasped she had no idea were she was! Oh dear was that Ed Cheeren's head all cut up and torn off in a tree? Oh what a shame. She was on a paseo pailn for her sexy kawaii red tour
She get up to see tree branches in her eyes. Suddenly she saw a kawaia orange kitty walking towards her. It was Firestar from Warrior! "Hey babe are you ok I am Firestar from Warrior . I saves the clans and am not a Gary Stu at all."
"Where am I Firestar the non Gary Stu and how can I get to my amazing red tour!" Taylor siwft said!
"Hello are you taylor swift from music" it was leafpool who looked like a man. She was also thear. "I am a nurse cat and I help fat ladys have childs and make people like starkit lose weight by making them get run over" then she sang her song, milkshake And all the boi come running to the yard.
"hi, you are so amazing we all love you" said the fat one from warrior . "You are trapped with us forever and always and u can't get out unless you want to be ducked by Satanbutt."
oh well taylor thought , they seem friendly.
She made the best of it because she was positive and amazinger than your mom
Suddenly HTHE evil cat niggerstar came with a smoke and smoked a forest. Oh no said Firestar, sacred and about to pee his crouch. gayfeather who was there held taylor swift hand. "Don't worry brother nigherstar won't hurt us unless Harey comes." Taylor swift from music smiles and squeezes his paw. She loved him
But then niggerstar monster came rushing towards them and turned into… a person… like when it turned into the priest one's brother or something like that. And the person was…. Harry Styles aka fat man
"Oh no I can't get anywhere away from him" said taylor very scared. Harry did his evil laugh he looked pretty stupid I could tell you.
"Taylor come back to me I like your butt and I'm sorry I was acting like Niggerstar please" Harry styles said his hearts turned into eyes
"No u idiot that was the plot of Cinderelli!" taylor said. Harry styles turned into a whore-horse and his hearts turned red eyes.
"Don't worry my kawaii brother," I know how to stop it " said Jayfeater he and taylor threw magenta at Harry Style who explodes but the. He came back
"I know if I sing my kawaii song love story which has sold one billion copies it will kill the hoe fatty" she said and sing. The island melted because her voice was so sweet, so kawaii. Gayjayfeather smiles and found out he loved her
Hardy style dies and so everyone could home expect Ed cheeren wwas looked like niggerstar's mom and was dead. They jumped on an aero plane.
"Taylor..brother.. Maybe we could go hoe togther!Ha jayfeather said and kissed Taylor Swift as they flew away to a kered place
reveiw i am making next chapter
