Picard groaned. Had he not just delivered a ten-minute lecture on intellectual freedom, he certainly would have banned Mr. Data from ever viewing another historical record.

"I could delete it for you, sir," Wesley volunteered. "I just finished reading the filesystem's space-man pages."

"No, Wes, Starfleet is not in the business of opposing the press, no matter how distasteful," the Captain said. "Nevertheless, I will not have such things on my bridge, Mr. Data."

"Yes, sir," Data said, dejected. His Spock/McCoy oneshot had been an absolute masterpiece by all standards. Some minds, it seemed, couldn't appreciate art.