Okay in case ya' foo's didn't know Urkel's grandma is the most powerful character in the world. Nothing can stop her.

One day president Keagerstein was just stealin' medical equipments from hospitals like usual until suddenly

URKEL'S GRANDMA (can't forget Urkel's grandma)

Then he threw down his defibrillator and was all liek "dafuq is dis shit, fuck thy existence man, no fun allowed" and tried to block Urkel's grandma from TF2 FreakShow Wiki for a year but couldn't because Urkel's grandma does not give a shit about that.

"SHIET" said the president, "HOW U RESIST MAH ULTIMATE MOVE" and then Urkel's grandma killed prezzy because she's the best character. But then pretzel guy came bacvk from the ded and was all liek "HAHAHA, NOW TO DO HOSPITAL STUFF" and got his team together. It was:

*Alice (his favorite Touhou)

*Mr. Game & Watch

*Jerry Seinfeld

*LEtheCreator

Urkel's grandma didn't need a team because she was the best character. Seinfeld attempted to throw Game & Watch at Urkel's grandma but it exploded then killed Jerry because Urkel's grandma reflected the Guy & Watch off of her and towards the offender. Then LE was liek "ERECTIN' A STU" and summoned his character Stu Pidface who did nothing and got explodedied. Then LE turned into a Chevrolet by reuqest of Stilcks. Then Alice was gettin' ready to fire dah gun.

"PREPARE TO FIRE THE GUN" said Presidull, "FAUEURRRRR"

Then Alison Doe fired dah gunify at Urkel's grandma who simply picked up the explosion and turned into Baseball Guy and was liek "CHHECK THIS OUT

MY FASTYBALL ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

CYATCH"

then she threw the damn thing at Alice but Keager doged it because he's dodgy yo'

"Now that she's out of the way I can focus on finding gh3y people" said Prezzah. "Noe" said Urkel's grandma in an AOC fashion as she deployed all dat junction power on What'N'Steen and killed the fucking guy. No more hospital stuff for hims.

The next day Uncle Paulo herd da news that the preisdent was ded and needed to come up with a new plan. He gathered together he colsest friends to form a team to take down Urkel's grandma(which obviously wasn't going to work, spoiler alertz yo'). His team was:

*Official Heev

*9Mem

*Dr. Irie

*Tails

*Cirno

"ok let's do dis" said AluopDude as him and da team got in the jeep and set out to stop Urkel's grandma once and for all.

THE END (i think)