Disclaimer: I do not own Fatal Frame. NO! And QEFTSG!

A/N: This is a weird story so… hold on to your seats!

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy(Guys Only!)

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Kurosawa Residence a.k.a Rei' s House

Yuu: The girls are out shopping.

Mafuyu: Bored…..

Kaname: Need….food….

Kei: Stop whining. I'm bored too. There's nothing to watch on TV. All soaps and dramas. (sigh)

Kaname: I think I'll just grab something in the fridge.

Kei: Wait! I've got a better idea! What if…

Mafuyu: What if what?

Kaname: What's better than food?

Yuu: Just continue!

Kei: What if we search for some guy and make over 'em.

Mafuyu: Like the show on TV?

Yuu: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy?

Kei: Yes that. What'd yea say?

Kaname: Uh…(turned to Mafuyu)

Mafuyu: (Turned to Yuu)

Yuu: Not a bad idea. Anyways, the girls are not gonna know.

Kei: So, what are you waiting for? Let's GO!

(Queer Eye For The Straight Guy theme song)

Kei………… fashion, clothing

Kaname……. Food

Mafuyu……..Hair

Yuu………….Interior designer

Because they're pretending to be gay, they'll most probably speak in a very gay tone…

Mafuyu: Let's find a guy!

Kei: Just look at that guy! Isn't he like hot! Wait, boy! Wait! We've got an extreme makeover for you honey!

Itsuki: Eeeek! Run! There's a bunch of gay coming after us! (ran crazily)

Mutsuki: A bunch of what?

Kaname: (taps from behind) Heya honey!

Yuu: OMG! He is hotter when close.

Kei: Don't mind them, I'm the one you want. Hehe.

Mafuyu: Want an extreme make over cutie pie?

Mutsuki: Eeek! I'm innocent!

Kei: Of course you are. That's why you need it! Come closer honey!

Mutsuki: I don't like this...aaaah!

So Mutsuki was pulled by the gay group.

Kei: Who's gonna do it first?

Mafuyu, Kaname and Yuu: Oh me! Me please!

Kei: Mafuyu, you'll go first! Yuu, just design the poor guy's house and Kaname, search for something exquisite. I'll just stick around with Mafuyu and cutie pie.

All: Understood!

Mafuyu: So, I'm gonna make your nerdy hair (Mutsuki' s hair is not like the one in Fatal Frame.) into boom! What's with this gel? Eww!

Kei: Eww! Do his hair! Quickly! OMG! (look at his watch) I'll just go to the clothing department. You guys have fun! Mafuyu, I don't mean that kind of fun.

Mafuyu: Oh well.

Mutsuki: What! What!

Kei: (skipping) Tralalala! Ooooh. This will look foine on cutie pie. (Took the gothic guy cloth and bought it with his credit card.)

Back at the salon…

Mutsuki: What are you doing with my hair?

Mafuyu: I'm making it look more manly.

Mutsuki: He's freaking me out! Help Itsuki! Where are you when I need you!

Mafuyu: Why are you trembling? Relax….

Kei: I'm back!

Mafuyu: Oh back so soon? You're ruining it when we were just starting to have fun..

Kei: Good thing I'm here. It's not fair if you're the only one that could have fun with him.

Mutsuki: What do you mean! What fun!

Kei: BTW, cutie pie! I bought this wonderful goth cloth for you! (shows his kissable lips) Where's my kiss from cutie pie?

Mutsuki: Eeeek! Sorry but I'm not gay!

Mafuyu: Don't listen to Kei. You will be when you're with me. Hehe.

Mutsuki: I'm leaving!

Mafuyu: Wait and look at you fantabulous hair!

Mutsuki: (looks at the mirror) I do look good. (It's the hair like the one in Fatal Frame.) Make me look great!

Kei: Of course we will. Where this goth cloth that I bought for you and you'll look hotter.

Mutsuki: Sure! (Changing his cloth)

Mafuyu: (Pulling a chair to the dressing room) Honey….

Kei: That's not fair! I wanna take a looksie too! (climb the chair too)

Mutsuki: (Looks up) AAAH!

Mafuyu and Kei: Oh don't mind us!

Mutsuki: Privacy please!

Kei: Don't peep Mafuyu! Cutie pie doesn't likes it!

Mafuyu: You're peeping too!

Kei: No I'm not. I'm just watching.

Mutsuki: Both of you! Really!

Mafuyu and Kei: Okay, okay.

2 minutes later…..

Mutsuki: What do you think?

Kei: You look hot!

Mafuyu: Fantabulous!

Kei: Good, now let's go and find Kaname!

At the Kusabi's corner…….

Kaname: You guys! Where were you?

Kei: Like searching for you!

Kaname: Oh! Anyways, take a seat. I've got the most delicious food for you.

Kusabi: I'll be serving you today! Steak, dumplings, spaghetti! Bon A Petite!

Mutsuki: Yum! Let's eat!

Kaname: No! Manners darling, manners! We eat it like this.

1 ½ hours later….

Kaname: Like that!

Mutsuki: I get it! Let's eat! I'm hungry!

Kei: Let cutie pie eat. Don't torture him!

Mutsuki: (ate everything in a flash)

Mafuyu: That's was extremely fast!

Mutsuki: That's because I'm a MAN!

Kei: I love it when he says that. Kyaaa…

Kaname: Have you guys noticed that we're missing someone?

Mafuyu: Hmmmmmn….

Kei: Oh yeah! Like Yuu's waiting! Come on guys! Ah!

The journey took them about 30 minutes to Mutsuki's house.

Mutsuki: I'm home! Itsuki? Where are you!

Itsuki: HELP! SOME GAY IS ATTACKING ME!

Kei: Stop it Yuu! You're hurting cutie pie's lil brother!

Mutsuki: Can you stop calling me cutie pie?

Kei: Nope!

Mutsuki: (sweatdropped)

Kei: By the way, nice house! You've done a job well done gay friend!

Yuu: Of course! Ahaha!

Mutsuki: Thanks you guys! Thanks for everything!

Kei: Where's my kiss?

Mutsuki: Not gay…

Kei: Oh. (dramatic music playing) Cutie pie doesn't like me anymore.

Mafuyu: Let's go!

Kaname and Yuu: (pulled Kei out of the building)

In the car….

Mafuyu: (looks at his watch) The girls! They're arriving soon! Hurry Kei! Hurry!

Kei: I'm driving as fast as I could.

Yuu: I can't let Rei sees me in this pink shirt! It's just too gay!

Kaname: Oh, the gayness.

Kei: There's the house. Quick! Get inside.

Mafuyu: Where's my trousers? Did you took it Kei?

Kei: Most certainly not!

(The girls came home from shopping)

Yuu: Honey's coming!

Kaname: Reika, Reika,Reika! She'll see me!

Kei: Just hurry up!

The Living Room…

Miku: Don't drive ever again!

Rei: What? It's not my fault I got the driver's license because the teacher went to the nut house!

Mio: I think I'm gonna puke!

Reika: Kaname! We're home!

Sae: I've got so many things!

Yae: Where are these guys?

Rei: Anybody home!

Kei: We're here! We're here! What did you girls bought?

Miku: Everything.

Kei: Everything?

Mio: Everything.

Mafuyu: Ooooh.

Yuu: You bought the entire whole store?

Rei: Pretty much.

Kaname: Did you bought any food?

Reika: Of course! Here you go!

Sae: By the way, Here this you guys. We just saw this group of gay that looked exactly like you guys! Isn't that funny?

Kei: Uh…yeah…ahahaha…

Rei: So, what did you do today?

Yuu: We…

Mafuyu: We cleaned the house!

Miku: That's my bro…

(The guys)

This will be our little secret. Hehe.)

P/S: WE'RE NOT GAY! JUST PLAYING AROUND BECAUSE OF BOREDNESS)

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That's it! Hope you like it! I was pretty bored and the QEFTSG theme song sre annoying me so I came up with this story.

P/S: Fatal Frame guys are NOT gay!

Blind Owl.