14th of the Mensis November, consulship of Gaius Julius Caesar
Alesia of Gall?

I suppose this all started with those fucking northern ape fucks, me and the boys (my century) were out sieging Alesia like we fuckin owned the place (we fuckin do, fuck you northern savages) and I take a fucking rock to the face. I guess I got carried away by my men but I do not recognize where I am at. "I do not recognize where I am at" I said aloud, then some fuckstick with a bucket on his head walks into the room I was laying rest in, "What's cookin you dumb fucking retard" he spoke to me in some fucked up mixture of Gallic, Germanic and Latin. "What the actual fuck did you just spit out of your mouth you inbred beatnik north nigger?"

"Shut the fuck up cUCk, what are you YOU doing being not dead outside our gates?" the dumb bucket headed retard questioned me. "Eat my ass I'm not telling you shit, ROMA INVICTA", "the fuck is a roma? Like the tomato?" he fucking insulted me. "You fool, you cretin, you absolute baffoon, you retard, shut the fuck up you fuckinggasdf REEEEEEEEEE" I fucking jump from the bed and kick the man in his unarmored genitals. "OOF OUCH MY BALLS AAAAA" He peed everywhere, his pee must have been forced out of his balls, now was my time to strike, I punch the man in the bucket and it floors the fucker. I go to the door and grab my gladus that was left right by it, dumb fucking savages.

That's when I saw the worlds most disgusting fucking creature on the planet earth it was the fucking bald headed chemo cunt from fucking overwatch or some shit, with her stupid fucking face and dumb fucking teeth fuck this character if you play this character you deserve to be castrated you troglodyte holy fuck, fUCK YOU and then the writer got bored and took a looooooong pee haha eepic