Pokémon Parody
A cool day, it was in the region of Kanto. Now, let's have a look down near the lab.
Ash, "Tomato" Ketchup stood next to 4 trees. He greeted them all, "Professor Oak."
The Professor didn't reply. "Oh silly me, I forgot, trees can't talk!" said Ash to himself.
He started walking away when a familiar voice started talking, "Ash, I'm here."
Ash turned around and looked about for professor oak.
"What the #& in Palkia's toenails is going on? The tree talked!"
"No down here you dim-wit." Said "Professor" Oak.
Ash looked down and saw a retarded Pikachu looking at him, with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Holy, what in the name of Dialga's retarded head is going on! I thought team rockets talking Meowth was strange, now a talking retarded Pikachu!"
Ash put the finger up at Professor Oak and started running into the tall grass.
"Ash, random Pokémon may appear in the tall gr-"
"Shut up you retarded Pikachu," yelled Ash.
He ran into the grass, yelling his head off. Suddenly, a wild Pokemon appeared.
(Battle mode will be used for the battle)
A wild Mistymon appeared.(Level 1200)
Ash: "GO! Oh, wait I forgot, don't have a pokemon.
Mistymon used machine gun attack.
It's not very-effective...
But
Ash died anyway.
Mistymon got Ashes clothes and a few buck.
Professor Oak watched happily as the battle ended. Ash lay naked on the ground with his wallet open with no money in it. Mistymon reloaded it's machine gun and ran away.
This was truly the end of Ashes Pokemon Journey, not that he realy had one anyway, but hey, you gotta think, how does Ash survive all those electric strikes and flamethrowers from Charizard. In real life, he would've been dead, like when he got shot by the machine gun. Okay, this story was a bit retarded but my next one will be awesome, when our cameraman goes to the Johto to take a peek at what's happening.
TO BE CONTINUED...
