Authors note: This is my first real attempt at a fanfic so please don't nag about grammatical problems, just tell me in a message or something. Also! This will probably be the only short chapter because I take pride in longer work so don't worry and as always Review!


Have you ever had one of those weeks where fate slapped you across the face and said "what the hell are you doing?" I've had one of those moments, and here is that story.

Hi, my names Alex and I'm a normal guy, or at least, I was, but that's not important what is important is that my friend is a scientist who called me over one day

"So what is it you wanted me to test" I asked him

"My latest invention: The Dimensional Travelerinator 4000" Rick said

"Oh goodie, so what do I have to do?" I asked. Honestly I think he's been watching too much Phineas and Ferb just because of the name.

"All you have to do is walk inside, and tell me where you want to go" he told me, excitedly

Oh great was my first thought now I can go to other dimensions, what the hell am I doing? "Alright um take me to SpongeBob's world" I told him a little skeptical

"Ok, but watch out it listens to me but then searches your head for whatever is first on your mind" and he typed it in and pressed play, and of course what do I have to back thinking of? My Little Pony

"Daw crap" I said as I was transported away. Soon I landed after a psychedelic ACID trip, but that's not the point, the point is I landed really hard on my ass, literally.

"Ow, are you Chuck?" I asked my donkey "Yeah I thought so" I replied for him

"Hey what happened to free speech" he asked me getting up "Suddenly Ponyville is a communism?"

"How are you talking" I asked a tad bit scared

"I don't know, why are you a fucking unicorn?" He asked me a little bit angry.

"I'm sor- wait what?" I said when I looked at my hand to see it was a hoof "oh crud' is all I could say when I suddenly saw a hot air balloon come down and land next to me.

"Are you ok? That was quite a fall" the unicorn in the hot air balloon asked me before running over

"Um yeah" I said but I was thinking holy crap I'm talking to Twilight Sparkle, play it cool and don't mention anything pop culture

"Great. I'm Twilight Sparkle by the way" Twilight said to me before getting back into her balloon "well come on I don't bite"

"Oh yeah thanks" I said as I got in "So where are we going?" I asked a little curious

"Why back to my library of course" Twilight said as we took off.

Well like I said: What the hell am I doing moment. Anyway what will happen to me? What will happen to Rick? And what will happen to Captain Jack Sparrow without his rum? Find out in the next chapter!