Dear Nako Takeuchi,

It's us, the sailors. We have a few issues to discuss with you. Actually 6 different things.

Well firstly, as if we aren't sick enough of our uniforms, you prance around giving us uniform-like things to fight in! Hello, COMFORT FIRST!

Not only that but why are the skirts so short? We are running and jumping and fighting in these clothes, ya know! We don't really want to have to jump up in such short skirts, so sorry to disappoint you.

Oh and why do we always have to go through a little dance transformation! We transform so we can use are powers, but do we really need to change our clothes and hair? I mean come on, if the world was coming to an end, would we really have the time to do some makeup and accessories, now would we?

Were great fighters, right? Then why are some of us playing damsels in distress! Come on, we are giving girls a bad name. "And even the Sailors need a man by there side". Psh!

Can some of us be normal sized for a change? We all are super skinny, I mean no complaints but really, the girls who watch the show must feel terrible! Knowing they can never be sailors like us, and then knowing that they can never be really pretty like us (even though they really are)!

Oh and if you need some help with the stories, ask our friends Eve and Jos. They are AMAZING! Well, that's all.

Thanks, The sailors

Serena, Ami, Rei, Makato, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and Rini.