Total Pokemon Island Episode 1 (Meet the contestants!)
Ash: Hi, I'm Ash, the host of a brand-new show: Total Pokemon Island! Here's my co-host Xerneas.
Xerneas: Hello!
Ash: The chef, Yveltal.
Yveltal: Don't point that thing at me!
Ash: And our intern, Zygarde.
Zygarde: I didn't sign up for this! I thought you said I'd be the Co-Host!
Ash: Always read the small print!
Zygarde: Grr!
Ash: Anyway, let's meet our campers! First up, Vanillite!
Vanillite: Hops off the boat Hi! Jumps up and down I can't wait to get started!
Ash: Evil laugh Oh, neither can I! Anyway, here comes Vulpix.
Vulpix: Hello! Hello! Departs from boat
Ash: And how are you, Vulpix?
Vulpix: Very good, very good.
Ash: Moving on, our next camper, Cyndaquil is here!
Cyndaquil: Gets off the boat Hi! I'm so glad to be here!
Xerneas: Go wait with the others at he end of the dock please.
Ash: Moving on, it's everyone's worst pokemon... Bulbasaur!
Bulbasaur: Hops off the boat Hey! That's not nice!
Ash: Much like your FACE! Haha!
Xerneas: Ash, PLEASE!
Ash: Sigh Here's our next camper, Torchic!
Torchic: Hops off the boat Hi! (Smiles sweetly)
Xerneas: Isn't he just adorable?
Ash: Pfft, whatever, anyway next is Porygon!
Porygon: Jumps off the boat (In a lumpy space princess voice) Like, hi. I'm Porygon.
Ash:...
Xerneas: Why don't you go meet the others at that end of the dock?
Porygon walks to the others
Ash: Anyhoo, next up is Pichu!
Pichu: Hey everyone! Pichu is in the house! HEY! LOOK AT ME!
Ash: Umm... Next is Igglybuff!
Igglybuff: Hi! Smiles sweetly. Jumps off the boat. Doesn't stop bouncing Can't... Stop... Bouncing!
Ash: How unfortunate, next is Spoink!
Spoink: Hello-o-o!
Ash: What's with the 'o-o-o'?
Spoink: It's my bouncing-g!
Ash: Another bouncer? Great...
Xerneas: Ahem!
Ash: Look! It's Phantump!
Phantump: Trips out of the boat Oof!
Ash: Well that entrance was even worse than Bulbasaurs! Well, maybe not hat bad...
Bulbasaur: Whimper
Xerneas: A-Ash!
Ash: Here comes Charmander!
Charmander: Haha! Hi! Leaps off the boat
Ash: Hey Charmander! Next up, is Piplup!
Piplup: (Shyly) Um, hi. Hops off the boat
Ash: Don't talk much, do ya?
Piplup: Blushes
Ash: Here comes Ralts!
Ralts: Hello!
Ash: Yo Ralts! How ya doin'?
Ralts: I am feeling... Well... I don't quite know how to explain it. I've never felt like this before!
Ash: Well... Sableye's on his way!
Sableye: Hmnyeahh... Jumps off the boat
Ash: Wha..?
Sableye: I was just wondering how long it will take me to win; not long! I mean, is this the competition? Nyahahahahaaa!
Ash: Right...
Xerneas: Just go stand with the 'competition' over there.
Ash: Look! It's Cubone!
Cubone: Sigh
Xerneas: Um, is something wrong?
Cubone: My mum is DEAD. How much worse can it get?
Phantump: My mother is dead too. And so am I.
Cubone: Smiles Wow. I didn't think anyone else was in the same situation as me.
Ash: Next is Froakie.
Froakie: Hi. Smiles. Jumps off boat
Ash: Go stand with the rest off them. Here comes Mew!
Mew: I am superior to you all!
Riolu: Just arrived on a boat. Pushes Mew offthe pier. Oh, get over yourself.
Mew: Cough splutter This is proposterous!
Vulpix: Is he ALWAYS like this?
Ralts: I expect so.
Ash: Amaura's on her way!
Amaura: (Sweetly) Giggles Hello! Hops off the boat
Ash: Next is Eevee!
Eevee: Cute giggle Hello!
Xerneas: Hey Eevee! Go stand with the others.
Ash: Is that... Yep! It's Fennekin!
Fennekin: Hi-ee!
Xerneas: Hi Fennekin!
Ash: Go stand over there Points at the other contestants Anyway, here's... Magikarp...
Xerneas: And Psyduck!
Magikarp: Hoi.
Psyduck: Ya. Hoi.
Ash: Umm... Next is Squirtle!
Squirtle: Woo! Hiya! Front flips off the boat
Xerneas: Wow!
Ash: Psh, next is Sandshrew.
Sandshrew: (In a cute voice) Yeah! I'm here!
Xerneas: Oh, hi there Sandshrew! Why don't you go mingle with the rest of the campers.
Ash: Here comes Zubat!
Zubat: Sigh Hi.
Ash: Next: Meowth!
Meowth: Hello.
Xerneas: Just go stand with the others please.
Ash: Here comes Horsea
Horsea: Hi! Jumps off the boat
Xerneas: Hi!
Ash: Next is Chikorita!
Xerneas: Um, Ash?
Ash: Yeah?
Xerneas: We don't know Chikorita's gender.
Ash: Err... Oh well!
Chikorita: Haha! Hi-ee!
Ash: Incoming! It's Turtwig!
Tutwig: Hellaw! Hops off boat
Ash: Here come Starly, Shinx, Gible and Phione.
Starly: Flies down from boat Hello!
Shinx: Leaps from boat Hi!
Gible: Grunts
Phione: Floats down from boat How is everyone?
Xerneas: Very well, thank you for asking!
Ash: Here come Tepig, Snivy, Spring Deerling, Ducklett and Fletchling.
Tepig: Hops down from boat. Snorts. Hello!
Snivy: Hi guys!
Deerling: Hi guys!
Ducklett: Hi.
Fletchling: Flutters down from boat Hello!
Ash: Next up, are Bunnelby, Skiddo, Spritzee and Female Espurr
Bunnelby: Leaps off from boat Hey, wassup!
Skiddo: Clambers down from boat Hello!
Spritzee: Flies down from boat Why hello!
Espurr: Hello...
Ash: And the last bunch: Helioptile, Clauncher, Poochyena, Houndour and Deino.
Helioptile: Hi there! Jumps off boat
Clauncher: (Fuming) This is rubbish. You promised me a 6-star resort!
Ash: 6-star resorts don't exist. And haven't you learnt? Always read the small print!
Poochyena: Hello. Hops of boat. Nearly slips over.
Houndour: Gasps. Leaps off the boat and catches her
Poochyena: Thanks!
Houndour: Blushes No problem!
Deino: Woah! Trips on the end of the boat, and falls off the dock taking Poochyena with him
Ash: Now you're all here, I'll show you around! Points to a little shack That's the confessional are, where you can spill the beans on your thoughts. Give it a try, now!
Poochyena: This is... Cool. Err... I like Houndour. He seems cool.
Phione: This will certainly prove to be challenging.
Vanillite: Woohoo! This is AWESOME!
(In the kitchen)
Ash: This is where you will be served breakfast by Yveltal.
Yveltal: Grunts
(At the elimination area)
Ash: Every time your team loses, they'll come here.
Xerneas: Speaking of teams...
Ash: Oh yes! The team names are'The Powerful Pikachus' and 'The Charged Charizards'.
Pichu: Why does Pikachu get all the fame?
Xerneas: Um, you ARE Pikachu.
Bulbasaur: Yeah, but what about Charizard?
Ash: He's popular. Way more popular than YOU ARE!
Bulbasaur: Sniffles
Xerneas: Ash!
Ash: Sighs The contestants on The Powerful Pikahu's are: Pichu, Vanillite, Sableye, Gible, Deerling, Skiddo, Spoink, Igglybuff, Riolu, Mew, Froakie, Piplup, Zubat, Magikarp, Psyduck, Porygon, Sandshrew, Meowth, Chikorita, Deino, Phantump, Cubone, Shinx and Amaura.
Sableye: I hate my team.
Phantump: I'm glad I'm on the same team as Cubone. We've become great friends.
Ash: Which means that Poochyena, Houndour, Espurr, Clauncher, Helioptile, Spritzee, Bunnelby, Tepig, Snivy, Fletchling, Ducklett, Starly, Phione, Horsea, Cyndaquil, Turtwig, Eevee, Fennekin, Vulpix, Blabbersaur-
Bulbasaur: I honestly feel like quitting right now.
Xerneas: ASH!
Ash: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Ralts, Torchic and Charmander are The Charged Charizards. Your cabins are over there Points to cabins Go make yourself at home. Meet me at the top of the cliff in 30 mins.
