Confessions of an Ero-Cook
I don't own One Piece.
Summary: during his fight against Absalom, Nami stirs and sees Sanji fighting for the woman he loves, but how long until disaster strikes before she can finally notice him?
(Sanji vs. Absalom)
"COLLIER!" sanji shouted as he kicked the mutant lion-man in collar bone.
"I am going to make you pay for what you have done to my Nami-san!" as he continued his barrage of kick's.
As the fight continued, Nami began to stir and woke up to in shock, "Sanji-kun! What are you doing here?"
This grabbed both the chef's and mutant's attention. "N-Nami-san."
However, while Sanji was distracted Absalom took this opportunity, to grab his sword and impale Sanj through his stomach.
"SANJI-KUN LOOK OUT!" but it was too late for him to notice as he felt cold steel run straight through his body.
Nami had a look of sheer horror on her face as she saw Sanji had collapsed on his knees while vomiting out blood.
"N-N-No, N-N-N-No-o, NOOOO!"Nami screamed inside her head. "No, No, No please not him, anyone else but him, please Kami-sama please, don't take away the man I love the most!" She prayed while she failed to notice that tears overflowed her eyes.
Absalom did not fail to notice this and grew angry. He walked quickly to her and hoisted to her up by her neck.
"You bitch, don't you get it, I am your love, I am your fiance, and if you can't get that then your worthless to me." He said as he raised his arm prepaing to shoot his arm-bazooka at her.
Everything flash before Nami's eyes. From her childhood to where she was now.
"I never even got to tell Sanji-kun how sorry I am and how much I…"
Her thoughts were broken as he heard someone yell, "NO ONE THREATENS MY NAMI-CHAN!"
Nami's eyes darted to where that voice came from and her eyes widened and were beginning to tear up to see Sanji alive and well, but then they turned into pure shock and terror as to what happened to him.
Absalom sneered, "You just don't know when to quit do you, you fucking piece of trash, well I'm going to make sure that I…" he got cut-off as an insane amount of killer intent flashed throughout the entire island that eventually it started shaking violently.
Sanji's appearance was more than "scary" if he looked in a mirror, he would have seen the devil himself right in front of him.
He had a slightly changed appearance, but that didn't make him any less scarier. He still had the same wardrobe except for a few changes to his body, he had scaly red clawed hands, and two huge black gargoyle-like wings popping out of his back, on his face you could see two generally small, slightly curved horns both on opposite top corners of his forehead.(A/N: just imagine Hagi from Blood in his chiropteran form only its Sanji and he has horns emerging from his hair.) his eyes had also changed, instead of that deep jet-black eyes, he had slitted crimson-red eyes that could pierce into your soul, and his teeth became fangs. All in all, he was downright terrifying.
"Sanji-kun, what happened to you" Nami said to herself as she witnessed what her Sanji-kun had become.
Sanji just looked at Absalom and said "I'll give you 5 seconds to let go of Nami-chan before I tear you to shreads."
Absalom regained a little composure just enough to keep him aware of what was going around him. "Or what, your going to kick me again or something, my body is made out of elephant hide as well as having these babies right here." He said while gesturing to his arms.
5…
"Face it you have no chance!"
4… Sanji prepared to sharpen his claws.
3…
Absalom was frightened but still managed to say "Y-Y-Y-You'll never be able t-t-t-t-to b-b-beat m-me.
2… Sanji said as he grinned evilly.
A tear streamed down Nami's face out of fear and worry. "Sanji-kun, please don't do this."
1…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Absalom began his bazooka barrage and fired up to maximum power.
"Take this" multiple shots were sounded throughout the entire chapel area and some of the support beams had begun to fall.
When there was nothing but smoke Absalom just looked around nervously to see if he was still alive, but there was no sign of him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed isansely.
"I told you no one could beat ME! You were no different!
Then he looked at Nami "Now that he's been blown to bits, you are going to be my bride and live for as long as I….."
He was cut off when he heard a light but evil chuckle that turned in a full blown maniacal laughter.
"hmhmhmhhmhmhhmhmhmhmhmhahahahhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excellent, I now have a worthy oppenent to fight, TO KILL!" Sanji said in a dark and demonic tone. "Now let me show you how true demons fight."
Sanji raised his arms and formed two handsigns where they looked like two "L's". The "L" on his left hand was pointed downwards while connecting with the upwards "L" on his right hand, positioning them in front of his face as began to reciting words as he continued to overflow with power.
"Releasing control restriction art level 3…level 2….level 1. Situtation A Cromwell Approval is now in effect. Commencing limited power release until the current target is in complete silence." And as he said those words, the entire chapel was shrouded in pitch black darkness. Absalom was scared shitless but nothing was as scary as what was going to happen to him.
Suddenly thousands of crimson eyes popped wide open and whirled around Absalom then popped all over his body and Sanji's body began to morph into what looked like a polymorphic black flame with a touch of red.
Then when things couldn't get any more horryfing was what was forming in flickers of the fire. Two black jackals roared and began to jump out of Sanji's polymorphic body and charge at the half-man, half-lion, mutant who was on the verge of both pissing and shitting his pants at the same time.
Nami just stood terrified at what happened. She silently prayed to God that He would somehow remove this monster and give her back her Sanji-kun.
But somehow that wasn't going to happen.
Absalom did what any other person would do, run away.
Absalom was about to reach the doors, but sadly he was not quick enough to avoid the dogs. One caught up to him and proceeded to bite off his lower left leg. Absalom screamed out loud as his leg was torn apart. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" He then tried to hop his way out until the second jackal ate his other leg, leaving him only halfway to the church exit.
He turned around to see "The Chef from Hell" a few feet in front in him looking down on him with a sick sadistic smile.
"Wh-what, what the hell are you!
Sanji just breathed raspily and said "What's wrong? You've only had two legs chomped off. Come at me! Summon your familiars! Polymorph your body! Regenerate your legs and stand up! Come, while the night is young! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! The fun is just beginning. Hurry! Hurry!
Absalom just freaked out and couldn't take it anymore "You… You monster!"
Sanji just stood shocked thinking about what his 'opponent' just said to him.
In short he was utterly dissapointed. "I see, so you are the same. Whelp…incomplete, worthless creature!
"S-shut up y-y-you s-stupid d-demon! What does a mere chef know about a pirate's.."
"SILENCE! You are…. dog food." Sanji said as he summoned only one jackal to finish the mutant, chew him up and swallow him whole as the whole island was silenced by a blood curdling yell.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
When it was over all that was left of the mutant was a huge splatted pool of blood.
"So that's all you were, whelp. A shit of a man. Now you're the shit of a dog. I'm sure the rest of your crew is just as weak, but hopefully Moria and Oz will give me a better match."
As he proceeded to turn back to his 'regular' form he began to absorb the blood on the ground that was now seeping into his shoes and into his skin. Then he proceeded to walk out the door, but not before two arms were wrapped around his waist and two very round and soft objects pressed against his back.
He turned his head around to see a sobbing red-head in a wedding dress that made her look like a goddess.
"P-P-P-Please Sanji-kun, please don't do this anymore, you're not a monster, you are the sweet, kind cook I fell in love with. So please, return to the Sanji-kun that I remember." She pleaded with tears streaming down her face.
Sanji's killer intent went down fully as his hands returned to normal, his crimson-red eye turned back to his jet-black eye. And his wings retracted into his back. He turned around to face Nami he noticed that she was finally able to admit her true feelings to him, now he could do the same.
"Nami-chan, thank you." Sanji said as he cupped her face and brought his lips down to hers. As they kissed it was soft and gentle and feelings were poured into one another, one was longing for the other, to be together with him/her.
As they pulled away Nami just hugged him and snuggled into Sanji's chest.
"I love you Sanji-kun."
"I love you too Nami-chan."
They stayed there and held each other for a good five minutes until they heard an explosion.
This caught the couple's attention and they nearly forgot about Moria and their friends battling it out.
"We should get going." Sanji said.
"True. But promise me something Sanji-kun."
"What is it?"
"Don't ever leave me."
Sanji just smiled warmly and gave her a kiss on the forehead.
Nami giggled and said "Now let's go help our nakama."
"Yeah!"
They gave each other a quick peck and went out into the battlefield.
Done. So tell me what you think , but go easy on me, I'm new.
Next chapter wil probably just as long to keep the reader intrigued.
Sayonnara
