Author's Note: This is my twenty seventh of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Father from Full Metal Alchemist Vs. Father from Codename: Kids Next Door. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.

BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.

And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Father...

Vs.

Father!

Begin!

(FMA Father)

Your children are a joke and you get beat by a kid
I'm a,man who absorbed god. what do you know what you did?
Nothing that's right, but wouldn't expect much from a man of smoke.
Cool your heels homie, your always burned
Scared to stand against grandather is what I heard
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane?
Ha! My children will surely end their pain!

(KND Father)

You're using 'gangsta talk' against me? Ha! You must seriously be mistaken!
You think you're boss but your fanbase would chew you up like bacon.
Bring your kids if you please, but take note: this won't be fun.
And three ugly forms? No thank you, I only need my one.
Just quit rapping for good 'cause my head's getting sore
And I thought nobody else could top the Dorks Next Door!
You're so unoriginal, your kids are even named after the Seven Deadly Sins
And there's only seven of them compared to my million odd wins!

(FMA Father)

I took my father down with me
And even the military couldn't stop my regime
10 year old kids can take you down with ease
Yet somehow you think your better than me? Oh please!

And who are are you to judge when your kids are a fail?
All the while my children opened truth and Prevailed.

Stop trying to beat me, son cause you know can't win
Be like me and purge your sin!

(KND Father)

Haha! You're calling MY children failures? Quit lying.
At least mine are alive in the series while yours were dying!
Go back to that little flask of yours and see how much you suck!
When it comes to rapping against me, you've ran out of luck.
Next time you're with a mirror, look, you'd see that your a schnook
Give Von Hoenheim what you took, then I'd let you off the hook!
I'll stamp you into the ground like leaves of Japanese clover
You've wasted all your lives on me, guess that means for you, it's game over.

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Cast:

Father (Full Metal Alchemist): The Pocketwatch Ripper

Father (Codename: Kids Next Door): KJMusical