Carter was just arriving to a cemetery that was stationed only a block or two from the Brooklyn house, very convenient for little meet and greets with certain funeral God.
"You wanted to talk to me?"
Anubis slightly smiled so no one but himself could see as he walked to greet Carter at the entrance he was in his human form of course looking just as good as ever.
"Don't you humans usually greet others with a hello or hi?"
When Anubis was only a slight bit out of Carter's personal space he stopped looking him in the eyes.
It was silent until Carter said "well, don't you Gods usually stay out of human's business when there's nothing in it for you?"
Anubis slit his eyes at Carter "not all of us are like Horus; you should learn to get to know more of us better."
"I'd rather not."
Anubis took a slight step closer to Carter, " well in that case you should get to know me better."
"Well that wouldn't work out very well"
"And why not?"
Carter cocked his head to the side and smiled, "because if Sadie thought I was spending more time with you than she was she'd be mad and ha'di me into the next life."
"Carter you must not know where your sister is tonight or who she is."
Carter gave Anubis a 'would you please be a little more specific' look as he watched Anubis take a few steps closer to him way into his personal space and leaned down to whisper "not only is Sadie lesbian but she has a female counter part that she is with at this very moment as we talk and as we breath.
"N-no way you-you're lying there's no way Sadie's gay."
"And why not you are gay after all?"
Anubis looked at Carter's shocked expression and thought to himself 'he is awfully cute when he's trying to lie and keep a straight face'
"I am not gay." Carter looked up at Anubis who had gave Carter a 'just admit it look' "who told you?"
"Really Carter who else would know."
"H-Horus he told you…what else did he tell you with his big mouth."
Carter was angry with Horus but he was more concerned about what else he could have told the jackal headed god.
"Well lets go like this he told me enough, I know you've had a crush on me since you were ten, that you lie about liking Zia (I hate her and Carter together I'm sorry but I really truly do), that you have had dreams about me before that I dare not go into detail about."
Carter face palmed and then slowly slouches to the ground and uncharacteristically let his pride float somewhere else.
Anubis looks at him and then kneels down to his level on the ground, "what's wrong?"
"Well I guess Sadie didn't inform you during her courting ritual lessons that when you have a crush on someone who hates you and is the same sex you usually don't want them to know."
Anubis stared at Carter for a bit, "who told you I hated you quite honestly Carter I do like you a lot and I don't know where you got the idea that I felt any less."
Carter looked up at Anubis, "But you- hate- and I hosted for-"
Carter was silenced when Anubis placed his lips to Carters so he'd shut up.
Anubis pulled away leaving Carter at a loss for words so he took advantage and said "I don't care that you hosted for Horus, who you host is not who you are and besides no one in this universe could possibly be more annoying, self-centered and ungrateful as Horus I mean have you heard him open up his beak all it is, is I did this, you can't do this but I can, I'm Isis' favorite, Osiris loves me more than he ever will you, Carter the things Horus says are things that belong to his personality and his personality alone and with the exception of your pride and your fighting capabilities you two are nothing alike."
Carter's jaw dropped, "so you don't hate me?"
"No not in the slightest."
Carter looked Anubis in the eyes and timidly asked, "w-would you do that again?"
Anubis looked puzzled but then quickly realized what the young magician was talking about, "oh you must mean this."
Anubis leaned in and kissed Carter letting their lips meet yet again.
He licked Carter's lips asking for entrance. Carter quickly complied as he felt Anubis' hands wrapping around his waist.
Anubis slowly pulled away smiling as he whispered, "was that anything like your dreams?" Carter was so thankful at that moment for his darker skin tone because if he were any lighter you would be able to see him turn red, "no it was a million times better."
"Well I would think so I mean there's nothing compared to kissing a God."
Carter smirked "Well I know that now."
They were both silent for a moment until they both heard Osiris' voice ringing to them "Anubis you are needed in the duat. Anubis kissed him on the cheek before saying, "don't worry I'm sure it's nothing…I'll be back later, I'll meet you back in your room at the Brooklyn house."
Carter just nodded his head before hearing Osiris' mighty voice yet again "You can bring Carter with you too." Anubis and Carter at that moment shared the same facial expression that read we're busted.
The End
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