Once, upon a time there was a man who sat on his computer. This man climbed a mountain of nothing , but beastiality pornography. He used the sword he found on the corpse of dead Justin Bieber he had slayed with his chest hairs. This, laddy be the story of Jiggly Buns. Jiggly was an average person, working, eating, in his moms basement. Then something magical happened, HE LEARNED TO COMPUTER! By the power of Gaben he had sworn an oath to make people entertained and to produce his stash of abnormal adultery videos. Jiggly Buns had followers as far as Niki Minaj's asscrack could see. One day Jiggly was playing on his server in TF2, being average and all WHEN a giant flaming, microwaveable burrito smacked him the face. It turns out, this burrito is God. The burrito gave Jiggly a quest he could not turn down, or the burrito would give him infinite diarhea and gonorhea. So Jiggly gathered his battle armour and his sword, he asked what kind of quest he would recieve from the burrito. The burrito told him only this, " Please do not post memes on 4chan, 9gag and or Ifunny." Jiggly took it upon his life to stop meme posting and so he used the help of the almighty Internet and its creator Bill Masturbates. Bill granted him the power of Downloading into the internet. At this point he'd flown through about 1,400 porn sights ad he had gained many viruses, although he had kept fighting on. No matter how much porn got in his way, he would still fap to it and his appetite to stop meme posting never goes hungry. - Written by CoDee the DM