No One Is To Blame by Howard Jones
An Ode to Severus Snape by the Characters of the Harry Potter Universe

Nearly Headless Nick, Bloody Baron, Grey Lady, Fat Friar: You can look at the menu but you just can't eat
Peeves the Poltergeist: You can feel the cushions but you can't have a seat
Merpeople and Giant Squid: You can dip your foot in the pool but you can't have a swim
Stan Shunpike, wrongfully imprisoned: You can feel the punishment but you can't commit the sin

Harry Potter, gagging: And you want her, and she wants you
Fred and George Weasley, leering: We want everyone
Ron Weasley, sobbing: And you want her, and she wants you
Albus Dumbledore, twinkling: No one, no one, No one ever is to blame

Lucius Malfoy, rightfully imprisoned: You can build a mansion but you just can't live in
Remus Lupin, in the tunnel to the Shrieking Shack: You're the fastest runner but you're not allowed to win
Sirius Black and James Potter: Some break the rules and let you count the cost
Neville Longbottom, in the potions classroom: The insecurity is the thing that won't get lost

Harry Potter, gagging: And you want her, and she wants you
Fred and George Weasley, leering: We want everyone
Ron Weasley, sobbing: And you want her, and she wants you
Albus Dumbledore, twinkling: No one, no one, No one ever is to blame

Draco Malfoy, on the Astronomy Tower: You can see the summit but you can't reach it
The Horcruxes: It's the last piece of the puzzle but you just can't make it fit
Poppy Pompfrey: Doctor says you're cured but you still feel the pain
Sybill Trelawney: Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain

Harry Potter, gagging: And you want her, and she wants you
Fred and George Weasley, leering: We want everyone
Ron Weasley, sobbing: And you want her, and she wants you
Albus Dumbledore, twinkling: No one, no one,
No one ever is to blame
No one ever is to blame
No one ever is to blame

AN: I was driving down the road when I was bitten by this rabid plot bunny. As they say on 'Fairly Oddparents' - "Everything's better with rabies." Be kind to me, it's my first time posting.