A/N: This story is the result of reading too much One Piece ASL fanfiction lol. It came to me as I read them, so I just wanted to share it with you all.

This is just some good old family fanfiction, with no main pairing. Sure there will be a couple of people who are dating, but not my Sasuke dear, he is too busy with whatever.

Disclaimer: Naruto characters do not belong to me and neither does the cover page for this story, but this story however, does.

Warning: This chapter contains a scene that is fucked up. You have been warned and keep in mind that Sasuke is a heartless and cold person here even if he seems chilled.

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Above the busy city of Konoha, the running pedestrians and the noisy cars honking, the gloomy dark thunder clouds loomed over it all, pouring out heavy rainfall.

To some people this day could be seen as horrible, but not for Sasuke. Today actually felt like the best day of his life really. He woke up feeling great and no thunder storm was taking that away from him. He had an off day today so he had a lot of free time. He had spent his day sleeping in and lazing around.

Happily he strolled to his livingroom, taking a sit on the couch and lounged himself lazily on it. He grabbed the remote and began channel surfing, looking for something to entertain him. He could always read, but the books he had on his shelve were so overrated and boring.

After flipping through the tv for atleast a half and hour he finally decided to go make himself something to eat. He took measured steps to the kitchen, not looking forward to cooking, too bad for him he lived alone.

He once had a family, a whole clan really. They all lived together in their own estate, he was pretty rich back then, but as always nothing good lasts forever. They were all brutally murdered by his own brother. He never knew what possessed his brother to do such a thing.

He had killed everyone but for some reason he had let Sasuke live. Sometimes he wished he had died on that day, now he was the sole Uchiha alive excluding his psychotic brother who managed to flee the crime scene before anyone could catch him.

He was only 7 when it all happened. The police had come and interrogated him. Some thought he was the one who killed everyone, but they quickly changed their minds when they realized that it was his brother. It was a long process and soon he was sent to a foster care. Then he grew older and eventually left on his own and started a new life.

Sasuke quickly dismissed these thoughts from his mind and opened the fridge, looking for something to satisfy his hunger, too bad for him there wasn't much of anything in his fridge. It was pretty empty, all there really was to eat was some leftover mac and cheese.

With a murmur Sasuke grabbed the mac and cheese, and placed it in the microwave. He waited for it to get warm enough then grabbed the dish, sat in the living room and ate. He silently watched the tv not really paying attention to anything that was happening.

He was so lost in thought that the sound of his door bell ringing caught him off guard. He knew for a fact that no one knows where he lives so the sound of the door bell ringing was definitely setting off warnings on his mind.

Cautiously Sasuke walked to the door, as silent as possible. The line of work he did was dangerous so a door bell ringing ment nothing but trouble. He peaked through the peeping hole in the door, and noticed that there was no one behind the door.

He slowly unlocked the door holding a gun behind his back, looking around for anything that could be trouble. There was no one there, so he looked to the floor and his jaw dropped at the sight under.

There laying inside the basket was a little baby covered with a thick orange blanket and a stuffed frog next to the baby and a bag. He quickly grabbed the basket and bag, bringing it inside with him, making sure to lock the door behind him. Sasuke placed the basket and bag on top of the dinning room table, noticing a letter next to the babies head.

Dear Foolish brother:

Say hello to your new baby brother.

Watch over him and I hope you aren't foolish enough to mention his parents name, that could get you into some serious trouble baby brother.

I hope you enjoy your little surprise.

Love big brother

To say Sasuke was confussed was an understate ment. He had no fricking clue what his brother was talking about nor why he ditched the brat here. "What's your name anyways?". Sasuke mumbled looking at the sleeping baby, taking a closer look now he could see the baby had a tanned skin, rosy cheek and blond hair. What really caught his eyes were the weird whisker like marks on the baby's cheeks.

He turned away from the the baby and looked around the basket checking for a name, and bingo he found it. There on the blanket written very small was the name: Uzumaki Naruto.

"Doesn't this kid have parents somewhere?". Sasuke wonder curiously looking at the sleeping baby. He grabbed the basket and set it down next to him in the livingroom and focused his attention back on the TV, silently thinking of what to do with the baby.

News report

We interup this program to bring you some tragic news folks.

This morning while heading out to work Mr. Namikaze was in a tragic car accident. He was rushed to the hospital and under went a serious operation. Later on he was confirmed to have passed away.

That's not the only news on the family. While he was at the hospital fighting for his life, his wife Namikaze Uzumaki Kushina was murdered before she at their Mansion.

It appears that she was shot 4 straight times. The mayors baby was nowhere to be found. Officers believe the baby may have been kidnapped, but they dont know the motives behind it.

This will forever be marked as the day this city lost on of the best mayors to ever live.

Sasukes heart dropped at the words and soon every sound began to fade. "Oh shit! That bastard set me up!". Sasuke's heart began racing and he could feel the panic rising. This could not be happening to him.

With horror he turned to the sleeping baby. If anyone caught sight of the baby he would have to answer to the police. Then they would dig up his past and find out he was an assassin. How would they believe him? He killed people and now the one time his innocent he would get found guilty!

"Damn it! What am I supposed to do? If I bring him in to the police I'm screwed, but if someone finds him here I would still be screwed". Sasuke glared at the sleeping baby. He wasn't really at fault, but in away This baby was definitely trouble.

He reached for his back pocket and pulled out a gun, then looked between it and the sleeping baby. "Shit kid, don't take this personal, but it's either you or me". Sasuke said looking down at the sleeping baby, shaking as he held the gun, not sure what to do.

He tried to convince himself that this would be the best for the kid. He would be joining his parents up in heaven and probably not have to deal with the harshness of life. Sasuke would have nothing to worry about and he could continue his life like nothing ever happened.

He before further dwelling on the thought the baby began moving, and Sasuke instantly threw the gun far away from him, grabbing his hair in regret and guilt. Remorse quickly taking over. "I'm so sorry", he whispered at him.

"I can't believe I even thought of doing that! Mom would be so disappointed if she knew". Sasuke thought looking at Naruto as he began to wiggle in the sheets. His little blue eyes opened slightly and he started squirming.

Naruto started to whimper and Sasuke quickly lifts the baby awkwardly and starts to rock him in his arms trying to calm him down. "Shhh don't cry Naruto. You're gonna get me killed".

It only made Naruto's cry grow louder. "Wahhh!". He howled loudly. If Sasuke had both his hands free he definitely would had covered his ears.

The rocked the baby faster and tried saying soothing words to calm him, but it was futile. Quickly he turned and ran to grabbed the bag the baby came with. Inside was a baby bottle and milk, with some diapers and a few onesies.

He was definitely no baby expert, but since rocking the baby didn't work then he must be hungry. He grabbed his phone and looked up how to make baby milk. The steps were simple enough by the looks of it, so he quickly washed his hand.

He grabbed his kettle and placed some water inside and allowed it to heat up, let the water cool down for a bit. Poured the required amount of water in the bottle and added the amount of milk need.

He shook the bottle with his one hand while the other was trying to calm Naruto down, then tested to see if it was too hot. It seemed fine to him so he placed the bottle in Naruto's mouth and he quiet down, suckling at at the bottle happily.

A flood of relief washed over him as the baby quiet down. "Thank goodness this brat is finally quiet". Sasuke thought, plopping himself on the couch with Naruto in hand.

The baby was happy once again. "Is this all it takes to shut a baby up? I guess this is going to be easy". Sasuke thought smugly.

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Ohh Sasuke, Naruto is not you easy walk in the park challenge *Evil smirk*. You will definitely regret your words soon baby boy.

Anyways thanks for reading and till next time, whenever that may be...