I may not own Naruto but I think it's safe to say that the Yondaime is the hottest dead guy ever.
Scar: I'd hit that.
Naruto: There are many things wrong with what both of you said but I'll only say three. One: necrophilia, Two: that's just wrong, and three: he may be my father.
Scar: ...I'd still tap that ass.
Naruto: ...I give up!
This is for Yondy and is in his point-of-view.
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I Am No Savior
Church bells ring,
And angels sing,
But it's not for me,
I'm damned you see,
And that's all I'll ever be,
Because martyrs don't sacrifice children,
Saviors don't throw innocents to the lions den,
And messiahs don't pretend,
To spread peace while fighting wars,
This isn't legend or folklore,
This was my life, my sweat, my blood, my tears,
All my fears,
And the courage to carry my people and my peers,
To salvation,
In the midst of devastation,
I was a lover, a leader, and a teacher,
I'm no preacher,
But I sure as hell ain't no leecher,
And I went out in a blaze of glory,
That's my story,
It may not be in the history books,
But I'm sure if someone looks,
They'll give back a legacy that time took.
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Naruto: Seriously?
Scar: I would screw him through the bedroom floor.
...Whoah.
Kyuubi: ...Did I miss something?
Naruto: Scar would screw the man that could possibly be my father.
Kyuubi: ...And that's problem why?
Naruto: ...You guys are so sick.
But that's why you love us, Naru-chan! Please review!
