Disclaimer: I don't own The Mentalist. If I did, this wouldn't be just fanfiction…
This is for all those people saying that a canon Jisbon relationship would be boring and that nobody would like to see them engaged in everyday life. I beg to differ. May this little one-shot convince the skeptics and amuse the believers – I at least wouldn't mind to see this on the show:
A Glorious Mess
Jane only clad in boxers and a t-shirt is bending down to pick up dirty, semi-dirty, and not really dirty women's clothes from Lisbon's bedroom floor in an attempt to make the place look less like the scene of a twister. Lisbon smiling happily is watching his gorgeous behind from the doorway with appreciation.
Jane (slightly miffed, muttering): Yes, I said that messy women are better lovers and it's not like I have anything to complain about in that respect, but is it really too much to ask that you pick up after yourself at least once in a while, my dear?
Lisbon (amused, rolling her eyes and with a smirk): I don't think it's that bad at the moment.
Jane (looking up at her in complete consternation): Not so bad? You call THIS not so bad? Geez, I have a hard time spotting the bed in this mess and I'll have you know that I'm probably the most observant man in existence. And incidentally it would be even worse if I hadn't straightened things up a bit last week.
Lisbon (arms akimbo and with a glare): Well, mister, I have just two things to say about this. The first one: At least half of my clothes lie where they lie because YOU ripped them off me and couldn't care less where they ended up at the time. And the second one: I will start cleaning up my own messes at home the moment YOU will start cleaning up yours at work.
Jane (staring at her with lust, love, and adoration and stepping closer to her, voice husky): Get rid of your shirt at once, Lisbon. Just leave it lying wherever you want, for all I care. You're so damn sexy when you're scolding me. Let's make a mess together. Now!
Due to stupid TV guidelines:
The End (or a call from work asking them to be at a crime scene ASAP, but that would be just cruel…)
Well, I don't know about you, but I would certainly like to see this playing out on my nice, big TV screen in high-definition…
