The Following Trailer is Rated NM For No Mercy!


From the nation the produced the NeverEnding Story… and virtually no other movie worth mentioning, comes one of the notorious movie Threequels that ruined such notables as Jaws, Superman, Blade, Alien, Darkman, and the X-Men.

The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia!

You loved the original that became a timeless classic, you loved the sequel a lot less, now prepare for a steaming torpedo of shit that succeeded in blowing one of the most beloved franchises of its generation out of the water.

After using up all the original source material on the first two movies, observe one of the most desperate storylines in cinema history.

After saving Fantasia twice from the forces of evil, Bastian, defender of imagination and and destroyer of Gods, must face off against the Nasty, a cliché gang of High School bullies that make Condiment King look like the Lex Luthor.

When these cardboard cutouts from every High school move ever made steal the NeverEnding Story, Bastian must take it back and come to grips with the fact that his character has hit rock bottom.

Suspend your disbelief to its absolute limits as you watch all the insane changes to your beloved Fantasia that nobody wanted, including: Replacing the original theme song at the end with, "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf. A lobotomized Falkor, the baby Rockbiter watching TV, IN FANTASIA! Voicing the female Rockbiter with a Welsh puppet designer, the male Rockbiter singing rock music, and the Rockbiter family riding bicycles. If you haven't noticed, the Rockbiters are really f***ed up in this film.

So crack open the chloroform for a cheap-ass cash grab that failed to make any money, but did succeed in achieving the first major objective of most sequels from the 80s and 90s; pissing everyone right the hell off.

Starring:

Balthazar Bratt- Bastian

The ChildBrained Empress- The Childlike Empress

Puff The Magic Dragon- Falkor

Stoned Off His Ass- Rockbiter

R.I.P- The NeverEnding Story Theme Song


The NeverEnding Story III: Fantasia is F***ed!

Thank God they stopped after this one. The way things were going, the villain for the next movie probably would have been Mary Poppins.