Pikachu's Evening Adventure:

A Playful Romp Through the World of Bestiality and Pokemon

"Pikachu, thunderbolt!"

Pikachu did the thunderbolt with good accuracy and totally destroyed that Donphan. That donphan would be tastingrubber for weeks to come. After the successful battle, pikachu ran back to her master, Ash Ketchup. Ash laughed with happifulness and Pikachu ran up onto hisshoulder to nuzzle his ear affetionately. He laughed some more. Behind him, Misty and Brock clapped appreciatevly at his masterful use of an electric type against a ground type. (a/n: teehee that would never happen in the games so I changed it for the story just like in the anime!!1) They were in the Unkown Dungeon in Cerulean City. Even tho Ash had already dealt with Mewtwo in a specially released movie, he had deciddt o come to Mewtwo's old lair to train a little bit with thes uper-powerful pokemons. Misty laso wanted to visit her old gym and see her sisters (ugh se was so annoyinga lways wanting to do stuff), and Ash wanted to see some old friends like Bill. Brock just wanted to flirt with the ladiez.

Ash used an escape rope to get the hekc out of the cave (Misty and Brock had to walk out by themselves, the stupid cads) and he and Pikachu made their happy way to a pokecenter. They walked in and Nurse Joy was there to gret them.

"Welcome to the Pokemon Center. We can heal your pokemon back to perfect health! Would you like to heal your pokemon?" A little window appeared next to her head with the options "Yes" and "No". Ash staerd at it.

"You know, after all the times I've been to this place and countless other pokemon centers, you're still asking me if I want to heal my pokemon?! Why the hell else would I come in to one of these godforsaken places?!! And as if that weren't bad enough, YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME AND NO ONE HAS EVER REALIZED THAT!"

Nurse Joy stared at Ash balnkly, and then hit a button underneath the counter. The window next to her canged, and now it displayed the options "Yes", "No", and "Choke a bitch".

"Ahh.. what an improvment" thought Ash and Pikachu to themselvs. "Oh, and yes, I would like to heal my pokemon" added Ash as an aftrethought.

Nurse Joy nervously unlatched Pikachu from Ash's shoulder to put her on the shakey-pokemon-healing-machien. Pikachu bore this with some pateince, enjoying the lullign effect of the gentle rumble under her behind. After an extended buttmasage (Pikachu had really worked hard in the cave today), she was givin back to Ash, who immediately left the Pokemon Center without speking to any of the other people there. He had tlaked to them the first time he visited Cerulean, and he knew that their helpful advice on how to save the game, catch and train Pokemon, or how to btatle the gym leader would be unchanged and still not as helpfl as a free item.

"Well, Pikachu," ash said with Pikachu once again safely prched on his shoulder. "Now we can go visit Bill!" As they left the Pokemon Center, Msity and Brock met up wiht him.

"Like, I wentto go see my sisters but they were, like, all out shopping! So, like, I'm going to visit them later. Like, instead of now." Misty had the most aNnoying voice, thoguht Ash! He wished her sisters had been home. Brock muttered soemthing incoherent about babes and boobs, which Ash ignored. Brock couldn't even open his eyes! What on earth has he been goggling at this whole time?!

Well Ash had some serious things to think about and didn't want Misty and Brock getting in the way so he told them so. It's not like tehy show up and journey with you in the games anyway, so whatever. They probably went to go rut like nidoran since Misty's such a whore and Brock is a horny asshole anyway. So Ash and Pikachu head off to Bill's. Crossing the nuget bridge, Ash paused to lean over and watch the water gently flowing underneath. He glanced over at Pikachu, musing to himself as he watched the sunlight glint gently off of her fur like liquid electricity. He'd been having some thoughts that had really been irking him lately, and though normally he didn't mind thoughts that used the lower of his two heads, thoughts like that about his Pikachu sometimes surfaced in his mind like good turds in the toilet and he didn't know what to do. He was hoping Bill had some insite for him. Little did he know Pikachu had been having some thoughts of her very own, and strangley enough, they were similar to his. But neither of them realized that they felt that way, even though Ash should have caught on when the crazy TM lady gave him a Frustration TM for his Pikachu even though he'd been training her up from a level 5 Veridian wild.

"No, no, that's absurd" thought Ash. That's totally rediculous. I'm no freak like Brock; I don't want to have sex with everytning that moves, especially pokemon! He shook his head. He was at that one age that certain he's reach in their adolescence (even tho he was around 15 now) and he knew that sometimes other he's might have the same problem he was having…He wondered what he was thinking (by he I mean Brock) by wanting to have sex all the time. Maybe it wasn't so bad? But there really wasn't anyone out there for him. Not that he had met yet anyway. He wondered where they might be. They could be on the other side of the world…or right next to him. Frowwning at this thought, he pushed away from the bridge railing and contnued on tot Bill's house. He passed by many trainers that he had already foughten and decided not to talk to them, knowning that it would only be useless, month-old advice that he didn't need. Also, no free items. Up by bill's house was a supposedly great date spot, since it had tow nice pools and all… He shok his head again. He shouldn't be thinking about silly things like romance when he had a Pokemon league challenge to challenge. That's why he was here to visit Bile: maybe the older man could offer his some advice, or free items, or maybe a crazy experiment to soup up his pokemon a little bit for the Pokemon league challenge that he planned to challenge.

Bill glanced up from his work on a crotchless Combusken (a/n dude, that pokemon really looks like a penis and there's no denying it, I'm so serious) furry costume as Ash and Pikachu walked in. He quickly covered the costume, turning bright red and clearing his throwt.

"Ash!! Eh heh.. hey buddy! How's your travels?" Ash gave Bill a big manly hug.

"It's going alright, I guess…"

"You guess? But you're on the road to the pokemon challenge, with your pokemon by your side! I mean, come on, you and Pikachu have been best pals for years, right?" At this, both Ash and Pikachu looked away from each other. Bill, because of his bizarre experiments, had some intuition and observation skills that most people didn't, and picked up on this. Wisely, he didn't say anything. Ash coufhed.

"Um, Bill, I was wondering if I could talk to you.. privately."

"Sure Ash. That works out great, because I have a great new invention that I think Pikachu will like. Hop up on this table, Pikachu." The electric mousse did as she was bidden, and Bill attached some electrodes to her cheeks. "Don't worry, Pikachu, you won't feel a thing!" Pikachu sqeaked her name in agreeance, and Bill and Ash walked outside to the secret cave in the back of Bill's house that supposedly only appears when you catch all 150 of the original pokemon. Even though Ash didn't have all 150, Bill did, thanks to a certain code-hacking carniverous fish, so the two men walked out back to talk. And smoke cigars, because that was what men did.

After a long hiatus (high-ate-us?), TrimblingNibbles is back and better than ever with a new and improved tale in a new fandom! Any of you who take this seriously are fools and will not be taken seriously in return. Reviews are welcome, although flames will be laughed at. Anyhow, hope you all enjoyed this! And no worries… there's more where this came from..!