Some jerk from Australia's first story in over a year!

A/N: Recently, i was abducted by aliens. They told me to write a SITBC story, or else they would come and destroy Earth. They said that it had to be very silly and OOC as well. It was written at gunpoint. They picked me because they knew I was a vulnerable soul. If they dislike this songfic, it could spell the end of the world. They also to me to congratulate Natsumi and tell her that the gundam-sheep thing is funny as. Also, i need at least 5 reviews or the aliens will come back and destroy us all. I don't own anything. ((it's done in the style of "a very lemony gundamW story" by the wonderfully slightly insane author Natsumi. Read it! it's funny...))

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~and now to save the human race.....~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was sunny day in the big city, and Sheep was pondering the meaning of life.

Then, out of nowhere, a swarm of rabid ducks attacked the city. Then, the sailor senshi arrived to kill the rabid ducks of evil doom and bad nasty sharp things that use profane language and beat up old ladies and take candy from little kids. How did the Senshi get to America? the plot device brought them. In any case, Sailor Moon said "You rabid ducks have terrorised the innocent for too long! In the name of the Moon, you're punished!" Sheep just stared at the Sailor Senshi, drooling. Then Swanky clipped him over the ear for looking at another girl. The leader of the rabid ducks said "Ha! You shall never defeat us! Pathetic sailor soldiers!" Then all the rabid ducks merged into a huge...rabid...duck thingy...and it knocked over some buildings. "This has gone far enough! Prepare for annihilation!" Sailor Mercury shouted and she threw a rock at the rabid duck...thingy's face and it died. And then...it was the attack of the Mary-sues! there were tens of thousands of sailor earths and suns and girl gundam pilots and they had these cool light sabre thingies!! And then, General Specific said "Get the Mary-sues!! We need them for the Mary-sue-powered ray gun!!" and then angry scientist said "It is beingness of the sheepness powered ray-gunningness!! Sheepness!! Oh, waiting of the minuteness, it works with Marying-sueingnesses as wellness." And so they put all the Mary-sues in the ray gun and exploded the moon!!! And then Usagi said "Hey! You can't just destroy my respective planet!"

And then Lady Richington said "you dumb bimbo! the moon is a satellite!"

"Planet!"

"Satellite!"

"PLANET!!"

"SATELLITE!!"

This pointless bickering continued for some time (around 2 years...), and Lady Richington didn't notice that Swanky and Sheep had run away together and got married and started a family.

And then to make Usagi and Lady Richington shut the hell up, Hotaru used silence wall and destroyed their vocal chords.

"Good work, Hotaru!" The other senshi applauded.

"Let's go celebrate by drinking Duo's patented lemonade!" Minako suggested.

"Yes, Let's."

And they all drank the nummy lemonade.

The end...?

Yes.

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Wasn't that just....silly? Anyhow, SITBC is now officially one of my obsessions, you all go see my webbysite for it nowsies!

http://cartoon_addict.tripod.com

peace, love and other such things. Cya!