Spoilers ahead. I don't own Fire Emblem.
"What?!" Ryoma exlamined as he heard what his sister, Corrin, say. The two were currently sitting in Corrin's treehouse quarters after Corrin had asked to speak with him in private.
Corrin narrowed her eyes at her brother and replied, "You heard me, I have a dragonstone and I'm not afraid to use it. I don't care that you are my big brother. Unless you get a Wyrmslayer, you're doomed. I've been practicing precisely for this moment. If you mess it up, you will have a very angry dragon on your hands." Her face looked murderous; it was a strange site on the small princess. It actually made Ryoma nervous for once.
Ryoma sighed. It was strange, seeing his little sister grow more powerful by the day. He is not surprised, given her level of talent, that she would surpass him one day. He just didn't think that her hidden potential would be brought out by this. Who knew she had that instinct? He felt it for his siblings every time they went into battle, but she isn't even related to Corrin! So, why this? The absurdity of the situation astounded him. He took a deep breath before replying to the angry princess, "I swear on the Raijinto that I will not hurt her. If I do, you have permission to use your dragonstone."
Corrin gave an evil laugh as she glared at him from across the table before she replied, "You better not! She is my closest friend who has been with me most of my life. I'm serious; if you hurt her, you'll regret it."
Ryoma sighed. Who knew proposing to Corrin's maid would cause so much trouble?
My attempt at Fire Emblem Fates humor. *bows* Yep, it's a Ryoma/Felicia pairing. When I was watching their S support in the support log (had them marry in a Revelations file because I wanted to unlock Shiro and didn't care who the mother was), this suddenly came to mind. I saw Corrin becoming very protective of Felicia, who would have been Corrin's closest friend and almost like a sister to her throughout the game. Plus, I thought the idea of Corrin threatening Ryoma after he proposed to Felicia would be funny. Of course, I can't see Corrin being strong enough with swords to beat him until late game, but I could see her being a beast with her dragon form and being able to cause quite a bit of damage with it. Plus, I thought her threatening him with a dragonstone would be funnier. Then I feel guilty because of chapter 5. Normally I would include it somehow, but this is supposed to be funny. This was written in about fifteen minutes tops and in the middle of the night. I expect a few errors but I couldn't resist posting. I have other projects in process, but I'm too busy to work on them often due to work.
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