Okay these are going to be an ongoing series of drabbles by Rel and Kaida set in a Universe where all the Naruto characters are sharing a dorm at University. Expect.....insanity: :P Anko, Iruka and Hidan are mature students. Iruka is studying to be a teacher.
A Question of Decency
Rel
Iruka, Anko, Kiba, Naruto, Hidan (mild Iruka/Anko)
PG
For the third time this week, Iruka yanked his dressing gown off it's hook behind the door and barrelled out into the corridor.
'Anko!'
The woman in question turned away from her 'conversation' (mainly one sided) with Kiba and Naruto and raised a speculative eyebrow.
'Hey, Iruka, what's up?'
With a sigh he held out the dressing gown in front of him, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on her face.
'You look.....cold. Here.'
She shrugged, causing one of her bra straps to fall down her shoulder. Iruka's hands trembled marginally as he used every ounce of willpower he had to prevent his eyes turning south. He'd looked once (accidentally he hastily reassured himself) and the image of skimpy thongs and lacy overflowing bras still haunted his dreams in disturbing but not entirely unpleasent ways .
'I'm fine actually.'
'No, you're cold.' he said firmly ignoring the little bit of his brain that suggested she was in fact extremely hot.
Rolling her eyes she stuck out her arms, like a child waiting for their parents to dress them. Trying to make as little contact with her body as possible Iruka slid the dressing gown over her arms and belted it firmly around her waist.
'You're such a spoilsport Iruka.'
'Yes'
'You've got no hormones have you?'
'Exactly as you say, Anko.'
'You're just agreeing with me to keep me happy aren't you?'
'Probably'
This little routine seemed to happening with greater and greater frequency. Anko really did have no shame and wasn't the least bit bothered about swanning around the dorms in her underwear, or indecently short towels after she'd showered. It annoyed most of the other female members on one level or another but the guys were more than happy to enjoy the free show.
Waving him off, Anko strode back to her room, seemingly a little angry. Watching her go, he sighed and wondered why he hated the idea of her showing herself off like that so much. Probably because this dorm contained quite a few degenerate perverts, he thought scowling. Speaking of which.....
'I'm appalled at you two,' he scolded Kiba and Naruto, automatically falling into what he thought of as his newly acquired 'teacher voice'. Both of them at least had the decency to look mildly ashamed. Kiba scratched the back of his head and said,
'Look it's not like we can help looking we are male. It's her own fault, I mean you don't see anyone else walking around with practically nothing on do you?'
'Hey,'
Hidan ambled past with what was possibly the world's smallest bathtowel slung extremely low on his hips. All three of them stared briefly before shuddering. Oogling a half-naked Anko was one thing but..... that was something entirely different and altogether more disturbing. Naruto was now proding his own 'ramen belly' where it bulged slightly over the top of his sweatpants obviously jealous of Hidan's ridiculously toned physique.
'Or maybe we just signed up for the 'wannabe nudist' block by accident?' Kiba suggested.
