Summary: when naruto is taken in into his friends home he meets her and now his brother and series of events unfold which leaves naruto with child..how will he break the news to his new family.

Naruto stared in shock at the positive pregnancy test...

3 MONTHS AGO

Beep Beep Beep
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Naruto pressed the snooze button on the clock that has had the honor of being his wake up buddy for 6 years in a place that could be barely called a home, Naruto stared at the ceiling covered in brown stains from the time that pipe busted 2 years ago giving off a meldew smell now. Naruto sighed as his feet hit uneven and squeaky wooden floor, he walked over to his bathroom, if you can even call it that with a width ( not including the shower) that could only fit one person.
' Yup this is the life' though naruto sarcastically ' well at least my life ' after answering the 'call of nature' and a quick shower naruto then preceded to the kitchen with an old rag the he found at the laundromat ( AN: my mom says that's what its called feel free to correct me ) wrapped around his feminine waist he once again made his least favorable ramen " shirmp" naruto said with an upturned nose. He wasn't able to get what he wanted because between bills,more bills, house nessesities, and food there just wasn't anyway he could afford it like they say beggers can't be choosers and while naruto wasn't a begger he most certainly didn't have the funds to be a chooser.
After having a rather lonely breakfast naruto got dressed and made his way back to his room to get dressed for school, speaking of school on the first day naruto had come up with a rather convincing lie that his parents ( which he didn't have) where the owners of a big business and traveled a lot and that he lived in a high class area in a mansion, and when he was questioned about his clothing choice (which consisted of 4 outfits and a hoodie and each article of clothing had some type of defect be it a hole or one pants leg longer than the other) he would say his parents where teaching him a lesson of appreciation and get this no one question his story they just well went along with it, of course there where some who had there doubts and suspicions but with no proof to back it up they kept there mouths shut especially since naruto seemed like the happiest 14 year old on earth. Naruto slung a very worn backpack over his shoulder and looked into a cracked mirror and what he saw did not please him, he saw a face that could very easily pass off as a beautiful girl with peach colored soft plump lips and big ocean blue almond shaped eyes a small botton nose and long mid back length golden hair that he was now braiding into a fishtail braid (1) framed his face, ( he didn't have money to get it cut) a frown made way to his delicate face as he thought about how his hair only complimented his very feminine face. In his imaginations he was a hunk of sexy MANLY man with a lady attached to both arms strolling the beach or surfing the waves...a guy can dream right? Naruto sighed for the hundredth time this was the real world and a harsh one at that and made his way to school.
NARUTO POV:

"Nioki unimo"
" mumbles here"
"Naruto uzumaki"
"Um here" YUP thats me with the shaky small girly voice someday its going to get deep really deep, Yup there's denial there. I turn to a couple of bimbos talking, even though I don't talk much I still like to be on my up and ups on the gossip floating around the school even though at one point the gossip was about a girl who wore boys clothes and yea you guessed right they were talking about yours truly.
"...yea I heard sakura they said he is going to have a big party for the new school year something about good luck Omg! and I heard he was a senior and sizzling hot soooo ya gonna go" said the blonde bimbo otherwise known as Ino.
" you know I know right I seen him last year and he is supposed to be coming here and he is not a senior he is a junior his name is-" bimbo #2 sakura was cut off by bimbo #1
" sakura don't ruin the surprise ill guess who he is on my own" Ino yelled without looking up from her texting.
" yeah but just to let you know he is mine ...o and I got info that he is inviting the whole school! Here is his address" bimbo #2 gave bimbo #1 the address on a piece of paper and bimbo #1 balled it up and waved her cell in the air as if to say just text it.
As class continued I began to think about the party, I mean I don't have anything else to do and I discretely pick up the balled up address and put it in my pocket.
RING !
Once class was over and done thank god! I began packing my books away when bimbo #2 comes up to me.
"Heyyyy naru naru" I hate that nickname
" how are you sakura" I answer with a smile. She then dragged me to the girls bathroom because despite her being a bimbo she is my friend some what.
"Ok drop 'em" she says suddenly as soon as we enter the bathroom
" huh?" Was my most intelligent response
" drop your pants I don't have all day and stop freaking out cause you're in here I already kno you're a girl because there is no way in hell you're a boy you sound like a girl and look like one so drop you're pants" I began backing into the wall
" u-umm sa-sakura I'm a boy I'm not lying I- whoa HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" sakura just smirked evilly and continued pulling my pants down and being the coward I was I just closed my eyes and prayed it would be over soon.
"HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU- YOU'RE A A BOY!" Sakura stared at me in shock
" thanks captain obvious I already told you that" I said while pulling up my pants
" I mean I know you told me but I mean look at you I mean your face is as pretty as mine you're hips are wider then mine come on naru naru you wouldn't believe it your self if you weren't yourself "
" ok sakura that last bit confused me" she stares at me for a little bit then a creepy smile makes way on her pretty face
" ya know naru naru I got an idea" she says in a sing song voice that is starting to creep me out
" you're coming to that party with me"
" ok I guess"
" naru naru" she sing song seductively And I pushed myself up against the wall.
" I wanna get naked" she whispered in my ear and licked it.
I moved aside in disgust while wiping my ear vigorously
"Ewww sakura come on" I yelled
" yayyyyy" she squealed and I looked in confusion, sakura saw the look and returned it with her own look of suspicion
" you are gay right" she said slowly
" yeah" I replied just as slowly while backing away as if I was encountered with and unstable wild animal, I always knew what my sexuality was every since I was 10 I mean what girl would want a boy that looks like a girl unless you're a lesbo with a fetish. She smirked " naru naru I wanna buy you ramen" she said in a baby voice as she squeezed my cheeks and I rolled my eyes because the only time she want to buy me ramen is when she wants something.

" whats the catch" I eyed her suspiciously

"Weeelllllllll youuuu have to !" (Go with me to the party dressed as a girl) and my answer was:

" no" I said without hesitation

" but naru naru I don't want to go with Ino I mean she is cool and all but you're prettier then her by a long shot and if I dare say you might be prettier than me but I'm not gonna say that because of something called human pride and we wouldn't want the green monster called jealously to come out and bite...hey naru naru you're really short what are you like 5 '4 "

" 5'5" I corrected quickly if anything I hated my shortness While trying to ease my way out of the bathroom and sakura's pink heels of death (stelletos) clicked as she moved in front of me.
" come on sakura we gotta go we already missed half of this period" I yelled quickly becoming irritated.
" NO WE ARE NOT LEAVING-"
" SHHHHHHH do you want the princible to find us" I whisper/yell.
She pouted "come with me to the party"
" I don't have anything to wear"
" ill give you something"
" sakura you only have girl clothes"
" ok where were you during the whole convo" she ask calmly
" here where else" I say smoothly
" NARUTO UZMEKI-"
" Uzumaki" I corrected calmly
" I DON'T CARE YOU ARE GOING TO THIS PARTY DRESSED LIKE A GIRL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY SO MEET ME AT MY CAR AFTER SCHOOL SO WE CAN GO SHOPPING AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND THEN GO BACK TO YOU'RE MANSION..pause...you don't have a mansion do you... I saw you walking and decided to stalk you and...sigh...naru naru you could've told me you needed help" she said softly and I froze.

" I don't need help or pity sakura not everyone can live the dream ok" and let me tell ya sakura was living the dream her dad was the best docter in the country and her mom was a well known clothing designer.
" well guess what naru naru I didn't here anything you said- there goes the lunch bell let's go eat and I have a surprise for ya." She squeals. Well my fate was sealed as annoying as sakura was she was also very determined about everything with the exception of schoolwork and homework, so I just followed while she bounced around excitedly which means what she wanted to show me was amazing, I was starting to get alittle excited myself. As we walked to the car she put a blindfold over my eyes.
" buckle up girlfriend your gonna love this surprise" I just rolled my eyes beneath the blindfold. After ride for about well I don't know I was sleep we stop
"naru naru this is your new home" she yelled and yanked off the blindfold.
"Umm sakura this is your house" I say uncertainly hoping that she didn't suddenly snap and go insane like I always thought she would every since we meet on the first day of middle school.
" I know I got my parents to adopt you well not adopt but take you in as my new sister so now you have no choice but to come to the party and dress like a girl o and don't worry about my parents my mom is in Paris and my dad is in India but my bother is here." She explains with a big smile.
"Umm wow umm I don't know what to say I mean-"
" naruto please don't do the whole o god thanks so much and the waterworks because I just fixed my make-up so just act like you've been living here for years o and I got you a new well everything" she smiled showing her pearly whites and I was still frozen but didn't want to make anything ackward so I just went with the flow and got out the car still waiting for her to yell April fools or just kidding but she never did.
" I love you sakura" I said out of the blue
"Aww SIS naru naru i love you to" and I hugged her and cried on her shoulder because despite what she said about keeping it cool I just couldn't after all the years of struggling on my own now I had a place where I could rest easy and know that when I woke up it would be in a home A HOME and I mean a real home like I always dreamed about like in the magazines and pretty soon bimbo #2 sakura was crying to until the moment got ruined when her phone went off, she sigh and wiped her eyes thus messing up her make-up more. She looked at the iPhone click her tongue and rolled her eyes.
" WHAT!" she answered aggressively and I backed up for good measure better to be safe than sorry because I swear this girl is bi- polar.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HUNGRY IF I RECALL THERE IS A GOOD WORKING FRIDGE AND YOU HAVE ARMS AND LEGS...OOOOO PLEASE DON'T EVEN TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME...WHAT EVER FINNNNNNE...you suck up...yea I'm actually in front of the house now...WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THAT'S WHY YOU CAN HEAR ME WAY OUTSIDE ...YA KNOW WHAT YOU BLEW IT DON'T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND I'M MAKING YOU ANY- ...HELLO...hello...he...just Hung up on me " She turned to me with a sweet smile that I sensed was holding back her true frustration "ok naru naru you ready" she said in a super sweet voice.

" you know I can just stay out here until you Ummm you know straighten things out in there" I say pointing my thumb to the door and she begins rubbing my hair as if its soothing her.
"No that's ok naru naru because if I go in there then i will kill someone and then go to jail for life and won't be able to love you my dear sister"
"Ok well I guess I'm ready" I say
" well then follow me o and my brother kinda broke his leg while playing soccer and now he acts as though he is paralysed so let's go" she said as she unlocked the door to her very modern brick house and to say it was beautiful would be an understatement. Once I walked in it wasn't hard to figure out who designed the place I'm sure it was her mother the living room was monochrome coloring and very chic with a huge HTC flat screen that seemed to have a violent videogame on pause and a artificial fireplace underneath the TV and it had lovely black carpet with different shaped white circles and three loveseats and a L shaped couch but all good things must come to an end as my observing was cut short.
" FUCK my dog are barking I swear heels are pretty but they hurt like a bitch well ya know what they say beauty hurts" sakura says and then I hear a deep voice from the kitchen say
" sakura what you have isn't beauty its what you call trying and yes for you trying hurts" sakura rolled her eyes

" o shut up you're just mad because you're lazy ass had to make you're own sandwich, come on naru naru I'm hungry" sakura lead me into the kitchen and what I saw there made my heart jump or stop. He was beautiful with dark stormy eyes and ivory pale non- blemished skin pale pink kissable lips and hair so black it shined blue he was tall about 6 feet muscular and lean he was like my...snow white or maybe an angel.
" naru naru meet you're new brother sasuke uchiha" sakura introduced and this my fellow readers is where the my story began to unfold._
(1) a fishtail braid is...well..LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE! cuz its hard to explain
* long outdrawn silence*
Naruto: that...SUCKED

Never2late2luv: ( burst into anime tears) gah! I know ( ducks behind a chair as I get ruthlessly flamed ) * innocent face* but I'm trying

Sasuke: why does she look constipated?

Never2late2luv: anime freeze *
soul leaves body*

Naruto: *examine nails* I don't know... annnyywwhhoo so this is her ( kicks never2late2luv' s souless body ) first story so please go easy on her I don't want to have to hear pathetic noises that sound more like an un-oiled chainsaw then crying after you guys flame her...just kidding I love the sound of her pain *laughs evilly just before going into a cough attack*
Sasuke: * rubs naruto's back* and ill be taking it from here...please fill free to correct her or suggest for next chaps byyee...*naruto continues to laugh evilly before violently coughing and going still*...naru baby are you ok! CPR ya gotta love it (winks).
Love ya guys o and feel free to suggest for me to write another story of your liking it doesn't matter what show the characters are from. Byeee(kisses)