Author: EnterStealth
Plot: The old Young X-Men and pop culture references. In which Dani is pregnant, Cessily is an idiot, Noriko is a jerk, and Santo makes a guest appearance. Written pretty much solely for the punchline. You know you thought it too.
Disclaimer: Storyline is mine. Characters and situations mentioned are not.
Rahne Is Almost Like A Werewolf, See?
Cessily squealed like a little girl and touched Dani's stomach almost reverently, and then realized that belly-touching was kind of weird and removed her hands, clasping them behind her back so she wouldn't be tempted again.
"It's, ah, cool that you're pregnant," Noriko said, thinking that she was never going to get pregnant because, geez, Dani looked fat. She squinted suspiciously at David.
"Thank you," Dani beamed. "I'm actually here because—"
"You know what'd be cool?" Cessily asked, bouncing in place.
"Oh Jesus," someone muttered.
"If, like, Rahne—you know, Ms. Sinclair?—if she imprinted on your baby. Because you two totally had pseudo-sexual tension back in the day, right? And so maybe she was actually just drawn to the as-yet-unfertilized egg in your womb."
"This theory is awesome," Santo decided.
But Cessily was frowning. "Wait…," she said, turning to the only other Twilight reader in the X-Men. "This made more sense in the books…"
"No," Noriko said. "No, it didn't."
