A/N Hey. Quick drabble that even my brother found genuinly funny :O
Warnings: Implied Merthur, implied Arwen.
Disclaimer: Don't own and never will.
"Arthur." Merlin's voice echoed in the Kings chambers.
"Merlin." Arthur acknowledged, still not looking up from the papers scattered across the desk.
"We need to talk." and Merlin's voice sounded a lot closer. Arthur sighed and put down the document he was looking at before turning to look at Merlin. "About? Look, if this is about your attraction towards me, it doesn't bother me but you have to accept the fact I'm marrying Gwen." Arthur said.
"No, it's not about that but it's not healthy hiding in a closet." Merlin said sternly. Arthur just rolled his eyes but couldn't stop the blush from spreading across his cheeks. "No, it's about your uncle."
"Merlin. We've been through this. He isn't evil." Arthur said exasperated.
"He wears black, he sneaks off in the middle of the night into the forest, he isn't bothered if people die and he has some of the coldest eyes I've seen and I'm Gaius' apprentice. I see dead peoples eyes!" Merlin explained. Arthur sighed.
"Merlin, just because he has those traits does not mean he's evil." Arthur said slowly.
"Then what does it mean? Enlighten me." Merlin said crossing his arms and staring expectantly.
"It's simple. He's an emo." Arthur said seriously. Merlin gaped open mouthed at Arthur before throwing his arms in the air and storming off, shouting "I give up, who cares about destiny!" Arthur just rolled his eyes and went back to work.
A/N Soooo yeah. Tell me what ya think :)
