Disclaimer: These are things you don't do with Erik around the holiday time. Why? Because he'd probably end up killing you. So basically, it's a Christmas version of any stories you've read like How To Get Erik Mad, or How To Get Punjabbed, or something like that.

If you don't celebrate Christmas, then I hope this does not offend you. I'm just being silly, random, and probably high on waffles.

So this is basically What You Don't Do Unless You Want To Be Killed- Xmas Version!

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1: Put rope in his stocking.

2: Allow him to put the lights on the tree. (it's like rope)

3: Give him a wedding picture of Raoul and Christine as a present.

4: Give him the Baby Shower picture as a present.

5: Have Raoul and Christine's children come over for a "Holiday visit with their Uncle Erik".

6: Make sure he has no weaponry when the children arrive.

7: Give the children his stuff as Christmas gifts.

8: Roast chestnuts over his candles.

9: When he asks what the freak you're doing, say there was no open fire.

10: Implant the Christine wedding ring he has into the star on the top of the tree. Make sure it can't come off.

11: Ask him if he's Scrooge.

12: Ask him which Christmas Ghost he is. Suggest Christmas Past.

13: When he yells at you because Christmas Past is a woman, suggest Present.

14: Instantly and verbally correct yourself, because Present is jolly.

15: Decide he's Future, because that one is a phantom and doesn't speak.

16: Buy a giant plasma Big Screen TV with his money. Say it'll just be his gift to you.

17: Record the last 7 seconds of the Christmas episode of Deal or No Deal. When he walks in, press play.

18: Comment on how that was a great episode, and Christine did a a good job as #16.

19: Laugh as Erik goes crazy trying to rewind it more then seven seconds.

20: To keep the pain of the memory fresh, every four seconds randomly ask "Deal, or no deal?"

21: Or simply say the number 16 a lot.

22: Dye his shirt and pants green, put random blobs of color on his cape, dye his boots brown, and dye his mask and hair gold.

23: Every time you see him, call him the Christmas Tree.

24: Rig his Monkey Clapper to play "Jingle Bells" instead of "Masquerade".

25: Put holiday decorations all over his lair.

26: Put posters up saying "X-mas party at Erik's!"

27: Put mistletoe above the Christine mannequin doll.

28: Video-record Erik starting to cry because of the fact he can't kiss the real thing.

29: Put the video on YouTube.

30: Buy him the Target Christmas Yorkie.

31: Make him watch all the Christmas specials.

32: Including the Jim C. How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

33: Point at Jim and go "Now he should play you!"

34: Dye all his clothing green and stick hair to it. Call him the Grinch.

35: For Christmas, get him Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 3.

36: Kick his butt at Butterfly.

37: Laugh as his cape gets tangled up in his legs as he attempts to jump multiply times due to Butterfly.

38: Sing every word to Butterfly.

39: You know that you know all the words. Don't deny it.

40: When he actually buys you a Christmas gift, start crying and say you're Jewish.

41: Mention continuously that Christ-mas and Christ-ine start with the same thing.

42: Carve a giant hole from the roof, all the way down to the lair.

43: When he asks what you've done, start crying and say you just wanted Santa to bring him his gift.

44: Replace his punjabs with tinsel.

45: All 29 of them.

46: Make him Christmas cookies in the shape of angels.

47: Sing the Burn-Down-The-School song (to the tune of Deck The Halls), and change it to Burn-Down-The-Lair.

48: Hire carolers. Tell them the longer they stay, the more you'll pay.

49: Buy him a tacky Christmas tie.

50: Simply celebrate Christmas.

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A/N: Merry Christmas, and review!