Disclaimer: These are things you don't do with Erik around the holiday time. Why? Because he'd probably end up killing you. So basically, it's a Christmas version of any stories you've read like How To Get Erik Mad, or How To Get Punjabbed, or something like that.
If you don't celebrate Christmas, then I hope this does not offend you. I'm just being silly, random, and probably high on waffles.
So this is basically What You Don't Do Unless You Want To Be Killed- Xmas Version!
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1: Put rope in his stocking.
2: Allow him to put the lights on the tree. (it's like rope)
3: Give him a wedding picture of Raoul and Christine as a present.
4: Give him the Baby Shower picture as a present.
5: Have Raoul and Christine's children come over for a "Holiday visit with their Uncle Erik".
6: Make sure he has no weaponry when the children arrive.
7: Give the children his stuff as Christmas gifts.
8: Roast chestnuts over his candles.
9: When he asks what the freak you're doing, say there was no open fire.
10: Implant the Christine wedding ring he has into the star on the top of the tree. Make sure it can't come off.
11: Ask him if he's Scrooge.
12: Ask him which Christmas Ghost he is. Suggest Christmas Past.
13: When he yells at you because Christmas Past is a woman, suggest Present.
14: Instantly and verbally correct yourself, because Present is jolly.
15: Decide he's Future, because that one is a phantom and doesn't speak.
16: Buy a giant plasma Big Screen TV with his money. Say it'll just be his gift to you.
17: Record the last 7 seconds of the Christmas episode of Deal or No Deal. When he walks in, press play.
18: Comment on how that was a great episode, and Christine did a a good job as #16.
19: Laugh as Erik goes crazy trying to rewind it more then seven seconds.
20: To keep the pain of the memory fresh, every four seconds randomly ask "Deal, or no deal?"
21: Or simply say the number 16 a lot.
22: Dye his shirt and pants green, put random blobs of color on his cape, dye his boots brown, and dye his mask and hair gold.
23: Every time you see him, call him the Christmas Tree.
24: Rig his Monkey Clapper to play "Jingle Bells" instead of "Masquerade".
25: Put holiday decorations all over his lair.
26: Put posters up saying "X-mas party at Erik's!"
27: Put mistletoe above the Christine mannequin doll.
28: Video-record Erik starting to cry because of the fact he can't kiss the real thing.
29: Put the video on YouTube.
30: Buy him the Target Christmas Yorkie.
31: Make him watch all the Christmas specials.
32: Including the Jim C. How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
33: Point at Jim and go "Now he should play you!"
34: Dye all his clothing green and stick hair to it. Call him the Grinch.
35: For Christmas, get him Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 3.
36: Kick his butt at Butterfly.
37: Laugh as his cape gets tangled up in his legs as he attempts to jump multiply times due to Butterfly.
38: Sing every word to Butterfly.
39: You know that you know all the words. Don't deny it.
40: When he actually buys you a Christmas gift, start crying and say you're Jewish.
41: Mention continuously that Christ-mas and Christ-ine start with the same thing.
42: Carve a giant hole from the roof, all the way down to the lair.
43: When he asks what you've done, start crying and say you just wanted Santa to bring him his gift.
44: Replace his punjabs with tinsel.
45: All 29 of them.
46: Make him Christmas cookies in the shape of angels.
47: Sing the Burn-Down-The-School song (to the tune of Deck The Halls), and change it to Burn-Down-The-Lair.
48: Hire carolers. Tell them the longer they stay, the more you'll pay.
49: Buy him a tacky Christmas tie.
50: Simply celebrate Christmas.
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A/N: Merry Christmas, and review!
