A/N : a series of one-shots I think will be amusing! Enjoy! Dedicated to : Everlite for being so cool! And NakoudoByakugan for being so cool, and Katie for letting me stay at her house after school today.

Dissing the claim : por favor. Mí no poseo. Su. ¿Feliz?

Sakura could not BELIEVE she had let Ino,Hinata, and Tenten talk her into this! Here she was about to walk around in women's underwear singing " Walking around in Women's Underwear"

She started singing :

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Then Sasuke dragged her off the street & asked her "Sakura, why are you walking around in that?" He gestured toward the matching red lacy bra & thong she was wearing.

"Ino , Hinata , and Tenten made me" Then Sakura shivered and Sasuke hastily wrapped his jacket around her. "Sasuke -" Sakura tried to protest but Sasuke stopped her and said

"I don't want you to freeze to death, Sakura" He interrupted , "it's the middle of December [ A/n- I KNOW its October! and your wearing THAT. Walk with me." It wasn't a question; it was an order.

So Sakura followed him. Then they got to Sasuke 's house and Sasuke pushed Sakura in his room. Then he handed her a shirt and shorts to wear. Then he said " Sakura , will you bear my children?"

" Yes Sasuke-kun !" then they did indescribable things.

A/n : OMFG! This sucks!!!! I did say it was pure crack…. Press the purple button and you shall get : Three Kings of Orion smocking a Rubber Cigar , in witch I make Ino , Hinata and Tenten sing the aforementioned song!