A/N:Alright, So I am Risu and this is my first fic ever put up in this sight. I wecomd you to a world wear nothign makes since, to you.
Summary:42 characters from assorted animes and mangas have been kidnapped, by crazy people. They are forced onto and island wear they willbe forced to play a distorted version of Battle Royal. Don't miss it.
Gone are the days of my sanity.
Chapter 1
A very giddy Ryouko burst through the doors of the main Australian base of the coalition."I brought the vodka and lemonade."She announced, holding up the bottle of lemonade and industrial sized bottle of vodka. "Lets start the world domination."
"No world domination today Ryouko. We are on a caffeine high, have read to much Battle Royal, and have a great idea." Risu said then chugged another can of mountain dew.
"Yes, it is an ingenious idea." Himizu agreed. "Soon we shall put it into action. The nights who say ni are on their way to kidnap our victims now. Soon all of the best anime characters shall be at our mercy. We shall drive them all insane one by one."
"Oh, can I join, I always love forcing people to do my will." Ryouko grinned evilly at the thought. The two other soon to be dictators nodded and began making final planes for their insidious plot. Risu shouted and a man dressed in armor came into the room. The man stood before them with a rubber chicken in his hand.
"What is it that you wish from the nights who say Ni." The armor clad man asked.
"Bring the contestants." Hinizu commanded.
All hail the holy duck! All hail the holy duck! All hail the holy duck! All hail the holy duck!
42 people kidnapped from several series of anime and manga were seated at desks. The desks were arranged in 6 rows of 7. A loud ear splitting bell sounded through the room. All 42 anime characters jumped at the sound.
"What the hell!" Inu Yasha growled. The white haired half demon pulled and clawed at a collar that was wrapped around his neck. The collar was crimson red with the white words Inu Yasha written on it.
"Where the hell are we?" Naruto shouted.
"Shut you trap you poor excuse for a half demon." Risu shouted as she, Himizu, and Ryouko entered the room.
"Hey" Inu Yasha shouted.
"Not you Inu, the blond baka!" Risu shouted back and pointed at Naruto. "Now all of you shut your pie holes or I will be forced to plant you in a garden."
"What are you talking about?" Nauto shouted and stood up.
"Sit down and be quiet vixen!" Risu screamed and threw a floppy disk at Naruto's head.
Ryouko tapped Risu on the shoulder. "Why did you sue a floppy? They are so out dated, and CDs so more damage."
"Don't encourage her to kill them before they play the game." Himizu said franticly taking the sharp CD from her homicidal friends. "Now let's explain the game."
The two nodded in agreement then the three girls walked to the front of the class room. "Alright, welcome to "Stay sane" the exciting game that pits the mind against obstacles and situations that test the minds sanity." Risu explained as she moved to the chalk board. "You will be set off on this island that we are on. From then on out your main objective should be to stay sane. The last person left sane will be the winner."
"As you can see form the diagram Risu has drawn on the board. . ." Ryouko said as Risu stepped aside to show her drawing. On the board was a drawing of a duck roundhouse kicking a chicken. Naruto opened his mouth to complain but Ryouko threw a head of cabbage and hit him in the head. "No talking until we are done. Now then there is no escape form this island. Teleportation techniques will not work. If you are thinking of maybe flight of swimming or a boat. Think again loser. The waters are guarded by attack dolphins. The sky's are patrolled by dragons. The island is filed with many crazy and bizarre creatures. Don't worry to much, they won't kill you. Himizu will tell you the rest."
"Okay people, here are the rules about your sanity and the game in general. First, those collars around your necks gage your sanity. If you reach a set amount of insanity you will be taken out of the game. When you leave this room you will be given a bag with provisions for survival and one item that will help you drive your opponent insane. If someone dose not go insane everyday you will all be beaten to death with rubber chickens. Lastly, we three will be roaming the island. If we find you you can bet we will try to drive you crazy."
"In this game friends, I'm sorry to say all soon become liabilities, trust fragile, and sanity. . ." Ryuoku paused and stared at the 42 contestants. " becomes even more fragile."
"Now, any questions?" Risu asked with a kind smile.
Mnata raised his hand and Risu motioned for him to ask his question. "Why are you doing this?"
"Because we feel like it." Himizu answered.
"Is that really an exceptionable answer?" Manta asked.
"All the answers you need are on this." Risu said as she placed a CD onto his desk.
"What is on it?" Manta asked.
"Chuck Norris jokes." Risu replied.
"Can't you just read those on line?" Manta asked.
"Yes but this also has the basics of the words and teachings of the holy duck." Risu smiled proudly.
"Is that why you drew a picture of a duck roundhouse kicking a chicken?" Manta asked.
"How dare you insult my art!" Risu shouted and hit Manta in the head with a globe. "That's a chicken being roundhouse kicked by a duck, not a duck roundhouse kicking a chicken."
"What's the difference?" Manta asked distressed.
" The difference is the NASCAR drivers." Risu said. Manta got more frantic. Suddenly Risu stopped and looked at her Naurto arm band. " Well well well. Our first victim has been claimed." With that Manta dissapeared "That is what happens when you are driven insane."
"Now lets get you your supplies and start the game." Himizu said with a disturbing grin.
"We shall call you up in alphabetical order by name and anime."Ryouko announced "Now be quiet. pulled out a chainsaw "Or there'll be concaquices." All occupants of the room fell quiet as Hinizu pulled out a list of names.
For ten minuets Himizu called names and people came up to get their bags of provisions. Every thing went fine until Himizu called the first name off the Naruto list. "Gaara." she called as soon as she realized what she had said she ducked under the main teacher desk.
"Are you that afraid of him?" Sakura asked.
"Not him, them." Himizu said jabbing her finger at Risu and Ryouko who were drooling and staring at Gaara.
"Why would you be afraid of them?"Sakura's question was answered by to streaking form accompanied my shrieks of Gaara-sama. The two teenage girls glopped onto Gaara with vice grips.
" Don't worry Gaara, the jaws of life are on the way." Hinizu Shouted as she jumped up from under the desk with a squirrel and a wolf. Immediately the two crazy teens turned, ran t words Himizu, and grabbed the animals. "Quickly Gaara, grab your bag and run!" The sand nin, very disturbed by what just happened grabbed his bag and ran. "And be careful, they will be looking for you." Himizu called after him. "Kiba, Heie, come get you bags as well before their attention is diverted and they set their sights on you." The Inuzuka and three eyed demon swiftly stood up, raced to the front of the room grabbed their bags and ran as if the two teens were chasing them. For the next half hour names were called, people came and got their bag, then walked out to the class room. It all went smoothly except for Risu, who smacked Sasuke and called him evil, and hit Naurto saying she would kill him.
When all the names had been called and all the contestants had left Risu, Ryouko, and Himizu sating the empty room. Himizu sat in the chair at the desk, Ryouko sat on the desk, and Risu stood at the chalk bored drawing.
"Well that was fun." Ryouko smiled with delight. "But I'm thirsty. Pengin." Ryouko called and claped her hands.
A teenager with red hair and wearing a tuxedo waddled into the room. Pengin held a tray with three cans of Mountain Dew. The girls grabbed a can each.
"Things are about to get a lot more fun." Risu said as the three tapped their glasses together.
"Now lets play some Nuclear Holocaust.: Ryouko shouted and the other two cheered in agreement.
And so the game begin.
A/N:Well there is the first chapter. Like what you see?Don't like what you see? Are you interested in seeing more? Please say yes to the last one. It gets better, way better. Press that little button down their that lets you review and review. Please no flames, I mean like really bad flames, I am okay with matches but no flamethrowers. While you are reviewing guess who will be kicked off next. Guess who will win. Guess if Pengin is a man or woman. I'm serious about that last one.
Contestans left
Inu Yasha: Fluffy, Inu Yasha, Jaken, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, Sango
Naruto:Gaara, Hinata, Ino, Jirya, Kakashi, Kiba, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Orochimaru, Sakura, Sasuke, Shika,Temari, Tenten
Prince of Tennis:Akira, Eiji, Momo, Ryoma, Sakuno
Yu Yu Hakisho:Boton, Genkai, Heie, Kuabara, Kurama, Yusuka
Rave Master:Ellie, Griff, Haru, Misica
Vampire game:Duzzie, Ishtar
Shaman King:Anna, Yoh
People knocked out:
Manta
