Dislcaimer: I don't own Alice in Wonderland or anything related to that at all.

Royalty

The Queen of Hearts

She made some tarts

A dozen on a summers day

The Jack of Hearts

He stole those tarts

And went on his merry way

The Queen was mad

For the Jack was bad

He stole her tarts away

The Jack of Spades

Sat with the maids

On a bright day in May

He was such a flirt

Till one kicked him in the dirt

All on a sunny spring day

The Jack of Clubs

He eats lots of subs

For a glutton of course is he

Then the day came

He blew up on a dame

Well, I'm glad its not me

The Jack of Diamonds

Well there's not much to be said

In fact he's almost dead

Why you ask

Well he drank from a flask

It almost blew up his head

And that is the tale I have to tell

To hear the rest, I must confess

You'll have to meet me in a dell

In a hundred years

Yes that would do

So long for now my dears

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