The Klisses That Missed

1. The Purple Piano Project

It was only Kurt's first week back at school, and he was exhausted.

He had changed his plans for college, spending all of his free time alternating between homework and NYADA brochures.. He and the Glee Club had been humiliated by Mr. Schue's "Purple Piano Project". He had attempted to get Blaine to transfer to McKinley, but had most likely failed. Kurt knew his boyfriend was a Warbler at heart.

As the tall boy rearranged his locker contents and sprayed his hair, a familiar voice pierced his bubble of thought.

"Hey, you."

Kurt turned in surprise, only to see his boyfriend.

What is he doing here?

Of course, Blaine was as attractive as ever. Kurt made a quip about exactly that as Blaine leaned on the locker next to Kurt.

One of the (many, many) things Kurt loved about Blaine was his never-failing ability to tell when Kurt was upset or stressed.

"Bad day?"

Kurt sighed and started walking, knowing Blaine would follow. "Bad week, more like it."

It was then that Kurt caught up to his previous thought. "Wait, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at a Warbler practice? You know, putting the fine-tuning touches on a new Katy Perry showstopper?" Kurt smiled as he thought about his love's obsession with Katy Perry.

It would have been annoying were it anyone else, but when it was Blaine, Kurt couldn't find it anything other than adorable.

"Okay," Kurt detected a small laugh in Blaine's tone. "For someone who loves clothes so much, I can't believe you havn't noticed I'm not in my Warbler outfit."

It took a second to register for Kurt, but he eventually turned around. It was true, Blaine was in street clothes. He was wearing what were maybe the dorkiest clothes in the galaxy, but Blaine somehow made them look... hot. Even the bow tie.

Then, Kurt realised what this meant.

"Wait... wait."

Blaine grinned cheesily, and Kurt threw his arms around the shorter boy. Blaine hugged back, both of them laughing with happiness. This was it. This year was going to be magical for both of them.

Kurt broke the hug, suddenly worried. "Wait. You didn't do this for me, did you? Because if you did this for me- It would be very romantic, for one but it could lead to resentment, which could lead to anger, which could lead to a horrible, horrible nasty breakup, like on The Bachelorette when we watched that-" Kurt wasn't making much sense anymore, having whipped himself into a frenzy.

Blaine stopped Kurt with a gentle "Hey, hey."

Once Kurt was quiet, Blaine continued. "I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love."

Kurt smiled and chuckled a little, his ecstasy from Blaine's transfer slowly returning.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to find a way to ease you into the New Directions now, huh?" It had always been a given that if Blaine transferred schools, he would transfer show choirs too.

"I already have that figured out... but I can't concentrate on that, because..." Blaine did a quick look around, almost an instinct by now. He leaned closer to Kurt and lowered his voice. "We haven't kissed in almost a week, and I miss it so much."

Kurt smiled at his boyfriend, a spark of lust in his eye. "If you can't wait, I know of plenty of empty classrooms and janitor's closets. Come on." He started walking again, Blaine close behind.

They soon reached their destination, a nondescript doorway in a fairly-empty corridor. Nobody noticed when Kurt and Blaine opened the door and walked into the tiny room, shutting the door behind them.

It took a while for the boys to situate themselves in the dark, both of them laughing nervously. Kurt looked around. "I never thought we'd be back in the closet, but here we are."

Blaine grinned, reaching out for Kurt. "Come over here."

Kurt reached out and took Blaine's hand. He let Blaine lead him over, and locked the shorter boy in a tight hug. Blaine's eyes closed in comfort, but he remembered why they were here, and it wasn't to hug. He planted a small kiss on Kurt's neck, hoping to get his attention.

Kurt's eyes widened, staring right at Blaine. He pulled Blaine closer, locking his arms around Blaine's neck. He leant down and pressed his lips to Blaine's, taking control of the kiss.

That first kiss lasted only about five seconds, but it was enough. Enough for Blaine to start kissing and biting Kurt's neck just as he wanted.

Unfortunately, the spell was broken by Mr. Kidney, the school janitor. He narrowed his eyes at the pair.

"I am sick and tired of students taking advantage of this closet. Do that after school!" He shooed Kurt and Blaine out, obviously not caring that they were two boys. Then again, maybe he didn't notice. Mr. Kidney's eyes were bloodshot and he was drinking out of a teapot again.

Kurt tried to stop the blush in his cheeks, but it came anyway. "So... what idea did you have for easing into New Directions?"

"Come on, I'll show you."

The boys chased each other to the courtyard, the picture of young love.

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