This is a lil ol collection of our rants ummm we don't own any characters in this story butttttt we wish we could except us of course so on with the rants yukie and I share a two room apartment by the way in real life

( Inspired by a true story)

Yasho :ok five in the morning the my cute lil Kiba chibbi plush is gone DON'T PANIC

Yukie : mwhaahahaaha now I have every chibbi plush doll in the world with it is cuteness shall over through the world leaders with this wonderful plan

Yasho : there is only one person in the world that we be this retarded to still a pillow in five in the morning. YUKIE !!!!!

Mean while in Yasho's closet ……………

Yukie : I have the world leaders in my trap

Yasho: I know you are in my room give me back Kiba Jr. and ill let you go with three limbs that's my final offer

Yukie gets up and locks the closet from the inside

Yasho: a ha you are in the closet

Wait how did you mange to lock the door from the in side

Yukie: ancient cute secret only the cute of the cute know how to do this

Yasho come out the closet

Yukie already out I make out with you everyday almost I think or is it that hore that looks like you ya know he is so much better than you with sex he can give a mean &#$ or &#$) or a &34 or even (&

Yasho: no more sex

Yukie: time to call that hore

THE END ?

( Our notes)

Ok umm the real story is yukie stole my Kiba plush thingy that night when I kicked him out my bed because he snores and that's the biggest turn off ever so kicked him out I woke up and lil Kiba Jr. was gone he had end up losing it so no more sex for like a day after that I couldn't blame my self he is a blond I mean blond and is so big if ya know what I mean oh aim getting hot right know

Bye